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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, 
Which Linux distribution should I run on my Arduino Uno for maximum performance?
0x4E4F, 
RedStar OS.
uis, 
LFS
nogrub, we all know its hannah montana os
latca, What is a bootloader and why would anyone want to load boots?
BleatingZombie, You load your boots after installing Java in the the morning
0x4E4F, Cuz… where else are you gonna put your load 🤨…
sounddrill, Ayo? 🤨
0x4E4F, No no no, you have to stir it to become ayo.
callyral, (edited ) 
I’d like you to guess which one of these is fake:
- How do I install Hyprland on NixOS using Flakes?
- How do I install systemd-dispatcher on Void Linux RC?
Edit:
OP has answered, the answer isthat the second one is fake, the first one is real.
ook_the_librarian, 
Whichever one is fake could be real tomorrow.
makunamatata, There is always an alternate reality
AVincentInSpace, do you have any idea the shitstorm that would go down in the Void Linux forums
thecrotch, Is it anything like the daily shit storm in every Linux community?
renzev, Not OP but I know which one is fake because I remember actually doing the other one haha
cyanarchy, If you didn’t tell me one of these were fake I would never have questioned it.
ook_the_librarian, Honestly, just because one is nonsense, it wouldn’t mean it’s fake. I’ve read help forums.
PoolloverNathan, …Neither?
unlawfulbooger, You’re good. I know one of these is definitely real, but the other one is plausible enough to make me think both are real
0x4E4F, They are both fake. Neither of them show up any results on google searches.
Prunebutt, Can you explain network sockets to me?
0x4E4F, They’re just regular sockets that do most of the work… the net thing is just added to complicate things.
Archer, As a network engineer I can confirm
uis, Now what about network socks?
0x4E4F, You wear them when networking.
half_built_pyramids, Op isn’t answering shit
Just like Linux
Strider, Return code 0 is good.
0x4E4F, sh.itjust.works was having issues.
ryannathans, The irony
victorz, It works like shit
0x4E4F, (edited ) It really does 😂.
To be fair, it’s free, so I can’t complain 🤷… and it doesn’t happen often… like once every few hours…
DarkDarkHouse, 
sh.itbarely.works
mexicancartel, Shit.just.wont.works.most.of.the.time.but.not.every.time
0x4E4F, Exactly!
Hazrod, Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?
0x4E4F, Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They’re just returning the favor.
Tartas1995, That is surprisingly accurate
VinesNFluff, 
That’s literally just correct. Are you sure you don’t know your Linux lore?
0x4E4F, I know nothing!
Nerrad, 
Why do so many nerds say my sister Vi is their favorite?
bhamlin, Because she’s cuter than your other sister, Emacs.
0x4E4F, Because the V version was a complete disaster… please don’t remind me of that.
uis, Is this anime chat? How to patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
0x4E4F, You put some duct tape to patch it, duh.
GregorTacTac, (edited ) 
What’s openSUSE? Is closedSUSE its cousin?
0x4E4F, Closed suse is the “gay, but still can’t admit to his parrents” version of opensuse.
thisfro, What is the best init system?
stoicmaverick, It’s the title of my personal book of pick up lines.
0x4E4F, The system that lets you in it.
thisfro, Absolutely true!
kurumin, 
Ngl this is a good one for real
uis, Truly. My favorite is OpenRC though.
pifox, What is “:(){ :|:& };:”
stoicmaverick, An alias for “sudo shutdown now”
ouRKaoS, An emoticon with a weird hat
NeatNit, which part is the face and which part is the hat?
victorz, Yep
EuroNutellaMan, 
A funny command that gives you free chocolate
makunamatata, Try it in your terminal and come back here to tell us the results
laurelraven, A text based Rorschach test. That one is clearly a mouse chasing a cat.
0x4E4F, That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.
uis, Emergency breaks
Rustmilian, 
What are programmer socks?
0x4E4F, They’re socks that programmers usually wear when they’re out, not programming, because everyone needs socks when they go out. But, programmers felt underappreciated if their socks are called just like everyone elses socks, so they changed their name by adding programmer in front.
uis, Programming-improving device
makunamatata, They are soft material artifacts that protect and warm up the programmer’s feet.
pewgar_seemsimandroid, what is cinnamon forked from?
Cicraft, Cinnamon trees
kittenzrulz123, What is the best distro and why is it Debian?
0x4E4F, (edited ) Because Debbie is a woman, and we all know why Ian made it the best distro, happy wife happy life.
foggianism, My favorite Metallica song is Seek an Destro.
0x4E4F, Seek and Distro 🤨?
eldain, That is true! I assume Debra had Debbie as a nickname sometimes, full points.
0x4E4F, All Debras are called Debbie.
FangedWyvern42, 
What does sudo apt-get do?
0x4E4F, The Asynchronious Packaging Template simply collects shit from other people that were kind enough to make that shit for apt. The get part is recursive, it tries numerious times till it gets what it wants.
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