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lastunusedusername2, in It's a crime!

Where are the boobs???

sbv,

This is an evergreen comment, but I don’t get it in this context.

lastunusedusername2,
sbv,

that’s good shit

Sanctus, in Just some jewelry and a walk in the woods
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Gabdalf: Thats great, Frodo. Hey, so I got this ring. Wanna hold onto it for like fifteen years while I frantically read scrolls in a tower?

jayrodtheoldbod, in Why does this happen every time?

If there was just some obnoxious little T-notch I had to line up on the connector, then I would fumble with it once and after that I could probably get it done in the dark, but apparently it doesn’t matter how many times I use a USB, I’ll never learn to use it on the first try, with the lights on and a flashlight pointed at the situation.

I like that getting it wrong and forcing it also destroys the port, so if it’s a crucial connection, and you’re in a hurry in poor light it’s a great way to kill the whole show trying to insist on that USB going in first try.

Great design, Crowley, you really are a professional. I think it’s better than that awful motorway, this one has touched the world, I can see why that angel loves you so much, what an artist.

Sorry wrong fandom

Gormadt, in Why does this happen every time?
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The main reason I love USB C

topinambour_rex,
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Yeah, one small dirt defeats it.

IronKrill, in Why does this happen every time?

skill issue

NOSin, in Why does this happen every time?

The two holes facing up if the USB plug is horizontal, facing outward (away from you) if it’s vertical, should take care of most cases.

GFGJewbacca, in 'Tis the season

To anyone who objects to this meme, keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

EdibleFriend, in Why does this happen every time?
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Because you are a sinner.

ickplant,
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Guilty as charged.

runswithjedi, (edited ) in Why does this happen every time?

All USB plugs are in a superposition of both orientations simultaneously until directly observed.

Socket462, (edited )

Now I need a t-shirt with this sentence and some friends wo can get it

Chrobin,

USB plugs are spinors: They need a 4π rotation until they reach their initial orientation.

jayrodtheoldbod, in I'll give it to someone special...

That guy’s red jacket was truly something.

melisdrawing, in A game to play around the holiday table

This is awesome and I did terribly.

Transcendant, in But does he know Eagle-law?

Tell Sauron, he’s a GOD DAMNED WHORE!

Lawyer: you do realise I can’t tell sauron anything, because he’s dead?

Neato, in But does he know Eagle-law?
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Did hobbits exist then? Even if they did, they aren't the type of people to want a ring of power. At best it'd make their pumpkins grow huge and they're feet extra hairy.

Gigan,
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Gollum was a hobbit and he wanted the ring

Neato,
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Tbf that was the One Ring and IT wanted to be found. The rings referenced above were not semi sentient like the One Ring was. They merely amplified the powers and desires of their races.

Elven rings allowed them to preserve their forests and increased their isolationism. Dwarven rings increased their ability to acquire and desires for money. Human rings gave them increased powers to rule over men.

Rayspekt, in The Naked Ring starring Leslie Nielson

Motherfucker I'm in after that intro sequence, goddammit! That got me hyped up way too much.

If they'd only put on glasses and rubbed their noses red, they could've just walked into Mordor after all.

theodewere, in The Naked Ring starring Leslie Nielson
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"Hey, look at these!"

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