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alsaaas, in My one true love
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Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

iAvicenna, in My one true love
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whatever happened to Faramir?

MajorMajormajormajor, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers

What’s bitcoin precious?

Klicnik,
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Digital beanie babies children can’t play with when they go out of vogue.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Bitcoin won’t go out of vogue, it’s better than ever for its intended purpose, buying hookers and drugs.

troyunrau,
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Tulips. Grow up, sell them, stick em in the dirt. But whatever you do, don’t invest in imaginary tulip futures.

JoMiran, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
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This seems like a good opportunity to use an elvish translator.

Leate_Wonceslace, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
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The last time I got a text that was obviously from a scammer I beat them to the punch with “I have a big bitcoin mining project but I need seed money. Are you willing to invest?”

DacoTaco,
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Did it… Work?

Leate_Wonceslace,
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They stopped messaging me, so I guess.

DacoTaco,
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One would argue that means it didnt work. You couldve gotten some coin lol :p

ICastFist,
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Don’t think so. Asking for money seems to flip a switch on their “AI” and it gets very hostile, “this is my money, i have lots of it, it’s mine and you won’t have it”

m3t00, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
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want to buy a great checksum of a .jpg of a stupid monkey? cal it nft for short

MystikIncarnate,

An nft is more like a receipt. It says you bought it, there’s reference to the item on the receipt, but the item you bought was actually just the floor display and it remains the floor display whether you purchased it or not. You effectively paid for the receipt of buying the floor display, not the floor display itself.

Idiotic.

jayrodtheoldbod, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers

Please tell me you made it talk to a bot.

OpenStars, in Now that's how you worldcraft!
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Tell me more about this birthday party?

No, more!

No, MOAR!?!

doctordevice, in Now that's how you worldcraft!

Who is John? Everyone knows JRR Tolkien stands for Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

Lemjukes, in Now that's how you worldcraft!

Who is this John fellow? Everyone knows it’s Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

troyunrau, in The Beacon is Lit!
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Sam, what are you putting in my ass?

Po. Tay. Toes.

pachrist,

We are so close to birthing the worst hobbit foot fetish joke of all time.

aeronmelon,

Prostatoes.

GammaGames, in The Beacon is Lit!

Finally, a gender neutral candle!

Che_Donkey, in The Beacon is Lit!
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That’s a scent you can taste…

itsgroundhogdayagain, in The Beacon is Lit!

Title HOF here

aeronmelon, in The Beacon is Lit!

“Gondor calls for eyebleach!!”

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