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rgb3x3, (edited ) in Have some stew

I always thought the “no man can kill me” not including women was a dumb loophole.

The Nazgul should have written his rule as “no gender identity can kill me.”

zagaberoo,

It does feel like weird wordplay in a context where ‘men’ is so consistently used to refer to humankind. Could a boy have killed it?

Split hairs aside, it’s an awesome moment for Eowyn.

Fogle,

Apparently it was a prophecy that he "would not fall to the hand of (a) man or something like that. But merry stabbing him is really what broke his magic protection severing his soul from the wraith realm or something like that

BastingChemina,

I don’t think the “No man can kill me” is some kind of magical immunity, more a brag.

subignition, in Have some stew
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I am Gnome Ann!

Malgas,
tegs_terry, in Have some stew

Must be lebarbara’s

jayrodtheoldbod, in Why does this happen every time?

If there was just some obnoxious little T-notch I had to line up on the connector, then I would fumble with it once and after that I could probably get it done in the dark, but apparently it doesn’t matter how many times I use a USB, I’ll never learn to use it on the first try, with the lights on and a flashlight pointed at the situation.

I like that getting it wrong and forcing it also destroys the port, so if it’s a crucial connection, and you’re in a hurry in poor light it’s a great way to kill the whole show trying to insist on that USB going in first try.

Great design, Crowley, you really are a professional. I think it’s better than that awful motorway, this one has touched the world, I can see why that angel loves you so much, what an artist.

Sorry wrong fandom

Gormadt, in Why does this happen every time?
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The main reason I love USB C

topinambour_rex,
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Yeah, one small dirt defeats it.

melisdrawing, in A game to play around the holiday table

This is awesome and I did terribly.

Neato, in But does he know Eagle-law?
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Did hobbits exist then? Even if they did, they aren't the type of people to want a ring of power. At best it'd make their pumpkins grow huge and they're feet extra hairy.

Gigan,
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Gollum was a hobbit and he wanted the ring

Neato,
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Tbf that was the One Ring and IT wanted to be found. The rings referenced above were not semi sentient like the One Ring was. They merely amplified the powers and desires of their races.

Elven rings allowed them to preserve their forests and increased their isolationism. Dwarven rings increased their ability to acquire and desires for money. Human rings gave them increased powers to rule over men.

theodewere, in The Naked Ring starring Leslie Nielson
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"Hey, look at these!"

Kushan, in Gandalf The Grey
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What the fuck

Kusimulkku, in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

I’ve been in one of those bathrooms. Was rather nice, sitting there in the dark pooping, with my phone illuminating only small part of the stall. Comfy poo

NataliePortland, in They are not for eating
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Oh this one took me a minute- it’s half of a halfling!

itsnicodegallo,

Kind of weird to call them “hobbits” and then pivot to “halflings” when the joke relies on that as the setup.

florge,

Feel like if halflings was included in the setup then the punchline would be too obvious.

Ensign_Crab, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Maybe they’re gonna do the The Hobbit right this time?

Oh who am I kidding. It’ll be the fanfic backstory of Tom Bombadil or something.

Darkassassin07, in Froda
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Yodo

marlowe221, in The Shire is superior

Ain’t that the truth…

otherbarry, in Apology

Ah I remember that one, that AI image looked just like one of those weird t-shirt spam posts LOL.

That aside not quite sure what position this community takes on AI generated posts. Personally I’m here for the normal memes so I’d probably unsub if it was flooded with AI posts, but just a random post once in a while isn’t a big deal. For what it’s worth there are definitely communities around that cater to AI image posts, you could try one of those instead.

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