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jayrodtheoldbod, in The Shire is superior

Hobbits walking past the hobbit hole in the pic like motherfuckin gentrification buildings brah, this rent is already too high, I gotta use my gun more

Rayspekt, in The Naked Ring starring Leslie Nielson

Motherfucker I'm in after that intro sequence, goddammit! That got me hyped up way too much.

If they'd only put on glasses and rubbed their noses red, they could've just walked into Mordor after all.

Anticorp, in Got a moment?

Ring wraiths don’t strike me as the kind of creatures that ask for consent.

Reckless_Moose, in Gandalf The Grey
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Attila the Hun

showmustgo, (edited ) in Gandalf The Grey
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Having the Samemiddlename

ArmoredThirteen, in One Comment Chain to Rule Them All

Wonder if I can lure out the other obsessive respond chain community with something like “GROND and stone, yeaahhh!”

thanks_shakey_snake,

DID I HEAR A GROND AND STONE?

jerrythegenius,
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G R O N D A N D S T O N E

MufinMcFlufin, in Right?

So I regularly use CA glue at work (which is what some super glues are) and here’s what I do to most of the time not get it on my hands: use a sticky note or other scrap piece of paper, pour a bit more than you intend to use, use a toothpick to pull a small amount off, apply to the intended surfaces, hold surfaces together for a few minutes keeping hands away from where they’ve stuck together. If you can hold them together with one hand then you can use the toothpick to try to smooth out the seam from excess glue if you have any.

CA comes in different thicknesses, and in general they set faster the thinner the glue is, so how fast you’ll need to do this and how long you’ll need to hold the surfaces together can vary between seconds and a few minutes. I’ve never tried using acetone to break up CA glue, but I know you can get a bottle of debonding stuff from BSI, which we use to great effect. Outside of that, hot water and gentle picking at the hardened adhesive will help if you get your fingers stuck together.

jayrodtheoldbod, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers

Please tell me you made it talk to a bot.

m3t00, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
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want to buy a great checksum of a .jpg of a stupid monkey? cal it nft for short

MystikIncarnate,

An nft is more like a receipt. It says you bought it, there’s reference to the item on the receipt, but the item you bought was actually just the floor display and it remains the floor display whether you purchased it or not. You effectively paid for the receipt of buying the floor display, not the floor display itself.

Idiotic.

CeruleanRuin, in Frodo gets cancelled

Orcs aren’t people and I’m not afraid to say it.

desmosthenes, in The Shire is superior
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what’s stopping you?

Crowfiend,

Are you asking sarcastically? Or realistically? Cause realistically, wwwooowww what a list

desmosthenes,
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yea sarcastically ^^ but with a hint of notsomuch

goatbeard, in Vorweihnachtlich

Whatever this is, it’s extremely unpleasant

B_DL, in He'll go down in history

It’s Donder not Donner

Sway_Chameleon,
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There was a Donner… but then there was a very unfortunate party.

B_DL,

Take your upvote and leave 😜

Sway_Chameleon,
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Mongostein, in The Nazgûl are coming

My friend put a string of dim Christmas lights behind the seats for her kids. It’s pretty cute and the light is mostly blocked by the seats.

Resol, in The Shire is superior
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Good ol’ Middle of Nowhere in New Zealand (that’s actually where the Shire is located btw), yeah now I wanna spend my winter holiday there.

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