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Kushan, in Gandalf The Grey
@Kushan@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck

_Gandalf_the_Black_, in Gandalf The Grey

Gandalf the White

showmustgo, (edited ) in Gandalf The Grey
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Having the Samemiddlename

Hupf, in Gandalf The Grey

PSYCHOTHERAPIST

retrolasered, in Gandalf The Grey
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Shit the bed

LongbottomLeaf,

Gyroscopes and infrared

JoShmoe, in Gandalf The Grey

Pepe The Frog

chemical_cutthroat, in Gandalf The Grey
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Doug, in He'll go down in history

It began with the forging of the Great Rings.

Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine…Nine rings were gifted to the Race of Men, who above all else desire power.

For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race.

But do you recall… The most famous one ring of all

B_DL, in He'll go down in history

It’s Donder not Donner

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

There was a Donner… but then there was a very unfortunate party.

B_DL,

Take your upvote and leave 😜

Sway_Chameleon,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0bc26dbb-f988-4774-8ab1-729e50a5946b.webm

hedgehogging_the_bed, in He'll go down in history

For ducks sake:

If it was “for another reindeer was conceived.” then the line would rhyme properly and fit into the song.

chiliedogg,

It rhymes, but doesn’t fit the meter.

“By the final reindeer conceived” fits better, but changes Rudolph to the deceiver, not Yulish prince.

GarbageShoot, in He'll go down in history

What’s a rhyme scheme?

WIIHAPPYFEW,
@WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net avatar

Pretty sure it’s an lotr reference

GarbageShoot,

Even so, they could have made it rhyme properly ),:<

CeruleanRuin,

Po-tay-toes. Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.

CyberEgg, in He'll go down in history

These names sound like a hell of a pansexual orgy.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Pansexual Orgy would, in turn, be a hell of a title for a Christmas album.

I_am_10_squirrels,

Count me in

Makeitstop, in He'll go down in history

It always bothers me that the song assumes I know all the other reindeer, but then has to ask if I recall the most famous reindeer of all.

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

It’s especially annoying, because this particular reindeer didn’t even actually exist at all until this song.

It’s literally saying “this thing I am making up right now is going to be super popular.” It’s quite the called shot.

Viking_Hippie,

It’s like if someone assumed you knew all about Joe, Katherine, Rebbie, Jackie and Randy and then they’re like “but did you ever hear about this kid MICHAEL Jackson??”

blazera, in He'll go down in history
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One to pull them all

gibmiser, (edited ) in He'll go down in history

One Reindeer to lead them all, One Reindeer to guide them, One Reindeer to bring them all, and in the darkness blind them.

HuntressHimbo,

Into this Reindeer he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life

samus12345,
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https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_super/11115/111157776/4289514-6236535626-Rudol.jpg

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