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a_crappy_pirate, in r/steam (maliciously) complies with the call to open again

lmao that's fucking beautiful and gives me a few ideas .....

Flyingzucchini, in Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said.

Outstanding!

youainti, in [REPOST] "You need to grade my test ACCURATELY! It's for a SCHOLARSHIP!!" - Oh is it, now? Let the pettiness ensue.

I've definitely had similar. My tests have some written problems that most students complain about, at least until I breakdown the grades into multiple choice vs written portion. I can grade written questions leniently, but what can I do when they miss 14 of 25 questions?

tom42, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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What a fantastic, creative and constructive reaction. Respect for the mods!

NSA_Server_04, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

Absolutely crushing the direction they chose.

Rogue_General, in How to close down Production 101
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Please tell me you boss was at least disciplined, if not fired. That she went out her way to cancel future orders from suppliers AFTER you warned about the supply issue must have cost the company a lot of money.

sleepyducky,

She was. She cost the company so much money during those 4 weeks when production was closed down that even her bosses loyalty couldn’t save her at that point. Hundreds, if not thousands of orders to clients not delivered, clients pulling back and finding other suppliers for their businesses, carriers refusing to deal with her directly, those were all things that couldn’t be covered anymore

DannySpud, in "Assume the role of a Chinese immigrant"? 没问题.

Using Lens and Google translate gave me this:

I live beautifully here.
The working environment can't live, and the welfare is gone.
But don't worry, only about ten people are seriously injured every day,
And I am also very careful. We opened a small shop, and the business is doing well.
Although I don't know English very well, I can speak a little
Right. Understand what those white people are saying.
I hope I can get ahead! I will work hard here, and
Be careful with your body.
How are you? I miss you very much and hope we can meet again.

darkstar, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

Just did my part and posted a sexy John Oliver image

arin, in [REPOST] Our head of IT needed a new password, and an explanation of due process

Sounds pretty fake, she can directly call anyone who reports to her as she manages them, they have the admin privilege to reset passwords for her. I also work in IT.

BaconIsAVeg,

I'm not sure you understand how outsourcing works ...

arin,

You don't just have one head of IT managing all the outsourcing in a 50k company LMAO

DarkenLM,

I've seen some pretty fucked up teams in IT. If she burned the wrong bridges, she can be all kinds of fucked.

lemonflavoured,
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Yeah, pissing off IT people can easily backfire badly.

LightDelaBlue, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
@LightDelaBlue@lemmy.world avatar

also the case on r/piracy

lycanrising, in [REPOST] Our head of IT needed a new password, and an explanation of due process

😂 nice. don’t underestimate the power of support.

100beep, in "Assume the role of a Chinese immigrant"? 没问题.

I was once given a similar assignment "write a letter from the German trenches in WWI," did the exact same thing.

Senseibu, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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This is brilliant! I had just took a look at /r/pics without logging in and can see its just now filled with John Oliver pics

darkmugglet,

I haven't laughed this hard in so long. The malicious compliance is epic. John Oliver can't buy PR like this, and he has got to be one of the few people that can appreciate being the face of something like this.

exixx, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

This is actually the reason I'm here on Lemmy now. I love John Oliver but with all the other dark subreddits it was a bit much, and already had been looking into it. Led to Lemmy by too much sexy John Oliver.

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Stupid sexy Oliver!

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

like porn, sexy John Oliver pics are the gateway to Satan.

deviant,

On my way to post sexy feet pics because nobody's seen John Oliver's sexy feet, or have they...

kadu,
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You know, this reminds me there's a literal WikiFeet for cataloguing information and pictures of feet from celebrities and sub-celebrities.

I honestly can't decide if I like the internet or not.

LenticularTorsion,

Er.... Whut

megane_kun,
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Well then, there's still no entry for John Oliver there.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1dcc7ca0-3adf-4e60-8082-44258e7acdfb.png

Not sure whether or not it's a good thing.

seeCseas,

Cataloguing? Er... Like people are sorting celebs' feet by size, color, shape and whatever else? I don't know how to respond to that....

LenticularTorsion,

Every time you view a John Oliver pic, God kills a kitten.

not_woody_shaw,

Who is this god person anyway?

greybeard,

Oh, so we have a way to deal with the wild house cat population destroying birds.

JollyBrancher,
@JollyBrancher@lemmy.world avatar

"I want to see a sexy picture of John Oliver." "We have a sexy picture of John Oliver at home." Sexy picture of John Oliver at home: Adam Driver

cats,
@cats@lemmy.world avatar

Hey now, that’s Adam Driver slander

JollyBrancher,
@JollyBrancher@lemmy.world avatar

The only rational way to be upset would be if you were dead set on the steamy John Oliver exposure! I just had to do a role-reversal of John and the man whose foot was on his neck for over a season, daddy Driver.

Rogue_General, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Glad you posted this - its the epitome of malicious compliance! And a fantastic form of protest too. With Reddit admins threatening to demote mods unless they re-open subreddits, this move takes away that ammo. Additionally, after the initial boost in activity due to novelty, the sub will get stale quickly and users will think of migrating to other platforms like lemmy or kbin. I'm all for it!

Edit: This is what I'm talking about. Here is one of those Reddit refugees now!

https://lemmy.world/comment/273363

Welcome, @exixx!

exixx,

Thanks! It still feels weird, I had my account for a long time and have a fair amount of karma, but the site has been going to shit for a while and enough is enough. This feels like the very early web or fidonet and I’m stoked to be here.

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