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oleorun, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
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I love this story! By the choice of words you use I can tell you two were close.

ihavenopeopleskills, in The EU forced Apple to allow users to replace their own batteries, Apple did so by making the process as troublesome for users as possible.
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Reminds me of firearms ownership in certain jurisdictions. They don't want people to do it so they make it as laborious, tedious and time-consuming as the courts will allow.

LollerCorleone, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
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Aww, I didn't expect this story to end this wholesome!

Assassin2, in Do not Think!

Lol so when the market goes down, there’s no change in the report and of course when the market goes up they obv celebrate the gain. Which means over time the numbers can only increase. What could possibly go wrong?!

jameskirk, in Do not Think!
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[offtopic] Where are you from, OP? Is it Eastern Europe? I don’t think you’re French, because you would have used « and ». But you used „ and ”. Come, tell me, is is Switzerland? Bulgaria? Russia? :)

knatsch,

hint: the username vastly decreases the possibilities.

PostnataleAbtreibung,

I am from Germany

Korne127, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
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Okay; that’s really adorable :)

Silviecat44, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"

I love this 😂

axexrx, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"

When i was in grade school, I went to a little hippie private school for a couple of years.
Right before Thanksgiving, one of my public school classmates transfered into our 3rd grade class.

We were doing an activity that had started out as stuffing guinea hens as personal turkeys, with ingredients brought in by students. However, most kids ended up bringing candy, and between kids eating candy with raw poultry in their hands and the relatively large number of vegetarian families, the school had switched to the vegetarian option, of stuffing spaghetti squash.

So its this girl’s first day of school, shes been sat down a a table, a gourd has been placed in front of her, and theres a banquette of candy in the front of the room. So she asks me, the only non stranger in the room, whats going on. Before i can answer back, the teacher interupts with a snooty

“Now J, I know its your first day here, but at NNS, we raise our hands when we talk!”

She then begins her explanation, only to be loudly interupted by J, with both hands held high above her head as though in surrender, asking me

"Hey iordseyton, What the FUCK is going on?

curiosityLynx,

"Hey iordseyton,

It seems you haven't adapted to your new nickname? 😉

RozhkiNozhki, in Do not Think!
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Oh, my favorite one:

Management: Why is the graph going up and down?

Me: Market cycle

Management: We can’t show this at the board meeting! Fix it!

tourist, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
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“Hey I gotta go, my kid just walked in the room with a staple in his finger”

CaptObvious, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"

LOL! The best dad. :)

Son_of_dad, in Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase

My city has bullshit laws like this that are created solely to continue the monopolies held by gangsters and goons who pay politicians for their support.

In my city a food truck can’t park within view or 100ft of a restaurant. The reasoning was that the food trucks would hurt restaurants. But if the restaurant can’t compete with the food truck food that’s on them, and it sucks us all over who want a bite but don’t want to pay an arm and a leg for a sit down meal

dystop,
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In my city a food truck can’t park within view or 100ft of a restaurant.

Doesn’t that mean literally no food trucks along Main Street or wherever all the shops are?

jacktherippah, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"

Awww such a cute story.

sailing_bookdragon, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"

Why do I suspect something quite similar lead to my father saying in these circumstances to write down (or just the topic) what I wanted to say.

BelleAriel, in r/WellThatSucks only.Vaccume cleaners

Hi it’s BelleAriel. Please make me a mod lol

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