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darcy, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.

Why would a teacher ban students from going to the bathroom? That's a normal bodily function. What do they expect the kid to do?

Senseibu,
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There are a lot of bad teachers unfortunately

darcy,

We used to look up to our teachers as role models. It is sad what the education system has become.

Cakein,

As a teacher, I would always let kids go. Although depending on the situation, I might say "wait a minute until -other student - comes back" or "just listen to this instruction first so you know what to do". You definitely get to know kids who ask to leave to get out of work, but rather than stopping them going, you need to work out why they are avoiding the work in the first place. Often it's anxiety about the work being too hard, or they just need a sensory break because classrooms can be overwhelming. In those cases, it's actually not that helpful to force them to stay in the situation anyway.

mdwhite999,

I wish more teachers were like you.

darcy,

You are a true gem!

kalipike, in Dispose of financial records? You got it, boss.
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Oh, man. Getting that kind of stuff in writing is soooo good. * chef's kiss *

Saigonauticon,

I mean, it would have been better if they didn't go out of business, and paid my invoices. Barring that, at least I'm left with something to laugh about!

seeCseas,

you know you done bad when someone asks you for something in writing

c2h6, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

What is wrong with people? Lol

dystop,
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first time on Earth? :p

eee, in [REPOST] Super extra spicy fried chicken

oh my god that couple is going to feel the chicken again when they’re on the shitter.

dystop,
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the beauty of spice :) twice the taste!

eee, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

"how do you like our newly refurbished presidential suite with a full outdoor patio?"

KnittingTrekker, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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This is actually a pretty good story, I can feel the second hand satisfaction!

darcy, (edited )

Thank you. I tried to make it short and interesting. I've got more stories, maybe I should share those too.

asjmcguire,
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Oh for the love of god please do! The world is burning, we need something to smile about!

gibbedygook,

You gotta do it!

KnittingTrekker,
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Absolutely you should!

eee, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

alexa play despacito

eee, in [REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...

a pastor who doesn't want anyone to see the contents of their hard drive... more red flags there than a Soviet parade

HamsterRage,

Perhaps, although a pastor is likely to have legitimate confidential information about parishioners.

no_kill_i,

Nah, where I work (and where we all work, teally) we have legitimate confidential information about our customers... that the appropriate employees can access appropriately. That's not an abnormal use case.

Definitely has something to hide, especially if he's formatting his computer every time he has a "problem". Not that data can't be recovered after a format anyway.

eee,

That's fair.

eee, in Dispose of financial records? You got it, boss.

hahaha i'm sure he owes a bunch of people money, not just you and the government!

side note: there's a vietnam lemmy instance? wow!

Saigonauticon,

There are a few started on different servers, but I set one up locally. Normally I spend some time on Reddit answering questions from travelers &c as a bit of a public service, but with Reddit becoming boring, I figured I'd give that a try over here.

Vietnam is a friendly but notoriously opaque place, so there is usually no shortage of questions 😄

cura, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.
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Wait, in kindergarten you guys had workbooks already?

c2h6,

Maybe "workbooks" was the wrong term. We had pages with the alphabet, "C is for cat" with a cat for you to color, etc.

kartonrealista,
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This sounds like a work of creative fiction. I don't think kids in kindergarten can read or write

c2h6,

I'm pretty sure I could write in kindergarten. Not super fancy stuff but like "I have a cat"

average650,
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My kids were definitely learning to read and write int kindergarten. They were able to read basic sentences (like, "look at the cat") by the end of the year.

kartonrealista,
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Maybe that's a cultural difference. How old would the kid be?

The kindergarten my younger brother went to like more than a decade ago didn't have backboards and stuff, at least none that I remember. Kids would learn to read and write in the "0th" class of the primary school by the age of 6.

average650,
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Kindergarten is 5.

I will say that when I was 5, we were learning the alphabet and stuff, but I certainly didn't start any reading until 1st grade. It seems like some stuff starts early now.

eee, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.

even prisoners get to go to the bathroom lol. some teachers are just weird

c2h6,

Some teachers like their power trip.

teamevil,

Not Amazon warehouse employees, they're tracked and rely on Gatorade bottles.

eee,

oh yeah that's bullshit too.

Bakoda, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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This is exactly the kind of story I want to see more of on here! Well done!

darcy,

Thank you. I don't usually write such long posts so this means a lot.

asjmcguire, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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Excellent! I'm so glad I subbed. I wasn't terribly active outside a few subreddits that interested me over in the other place, so I missed like 99.98% of what communities it had. This though, brings a huge grin to my face.

darcy,

Thank you

eee, in [REPOST] Don't interfere with our operation!

I don’t get why a nonprofit would actively stop their VOLUNTEERs from helping.

it’s already free labour… what do you want?

Harpuajim, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

You should get a mouse jiggler.

fhein,

Probably ought to get something that physically moves the mouse then. It's pretty common for companies to install software that monitors running programs etc., and if they keep track of how often you go idle on Teams they probably would find it suspicious if you have mouse jiggler running on your computer.

evistre,

Mouse jiggler that sits underneath your mouse. Plug your mouse into the work computer, plug the jiggler into something else.

dystop,
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