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preciouspupp, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Have you thought about getting a… checks notes… “mouse juggler”?

fennec,
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I think OP should really get a, what were those damn things called again? Ah, mouse jiggler!

dystop,
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PixxlMan,

Jiggle. Mouse jiggler.

JollyBrancher,
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dystop,
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PiedPipetter,

As a fed, anything plugged into a port is automatically logged and checked, and can result in a nastygram or more serious infraction. We periodically get emails about inappropriate connections - we can't even use the USB to charge our work phones.

Then came the email that told us they knew about X instances of mouse jigglers and told us to cut it out. I wonder if managers got notified.

dystop,
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you can always make a manual one and have a separate gadget moving your mouse physically. that can't be detected.

PiedPipetter,

Luckily my boss and colleagues all recognize Teams limitations on the idle status and we just get our work done. I'm not going to attempt to game it - but then I work when I say I'm working and the job gets done, so management isn't breathing down our necks about idle status.

evistre,

You can buy USB-powered manual mouse jigglers. Just plug it into something that isn't your work PC. Set your work mouse on top. Voila.

New_account,

In the early days of the pandemic, I got a low-tech version of that: I had one of those electric desk fans that move from left to right and back again to keep a room cool. I took an old wire coat hanger and bent it to attach one part to the fan, and one part to my mouse. As the fan moved, so did my mouse, so I always appeared active in Teams.

Software solutions like powershell scripts are neat, but they can be detected by IT. They can't really detect a hardware solution without a lot of digging though, and as long as I'm still getting my work done, they have no reason to dig.

I quickly stopped caring about it though. Like OP, I go inactive for long periods of time, but fortunately, my manager is smart enough to recognize that my work's still getting done, so he doesn't care at all. Same thing for my direct reports: As long as we continue to meet deadlines, I don't care if they're working 40 hours / week or 10 hours / week.

roofuskit, in [REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...
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And it's that day that Mr. Chairman and his Pastor friend lost their massive CP collection.

dystop,
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given their reaction, i'm sure that was it.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT CURATING ALL THIS - er, nevermind"

Lells, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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Back in Reddit, I might have also have seen this in "TalesFromTheFrontDesk", which is another one I'm missing over here right now. It's one of those great "ticks the boxes of both" stories.

darcy,

I haven't told this story before, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone else had a similar experience. Hospitality has its fair share of nightmares.

fennec, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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I’m a remote employee in a similar position, I also finish my work in about 3-4 hours in any given day (mileage varies). My performance reports have been at a consecutive 100% and I don’t see why I should change my ways. Honestly I don’t give a damn if people think I’m slacking off if I go and do some gardening during the day, if anything finishing my work early just makes me very productive :)

dystop,
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as long as you have good bosses who don't see time-in-chair as a metric of performance...

fennec,
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We use Teams and if I notice that I’ve been on the yellow idle icon for too long I’ll give my mouse a jiggle, at which point I see all my colleagues are on idle too… it’s a very relaxed environment. I hope you can continue working remotely in the future!

PiedPipetter,

The problem with Team is it goes yellow when IT'S idle, not you. That was a big adjustment when we went to Teams, understanding that someone can be furiously working away at their computer while Teams is reporting yellow. You send them a message and BAM it goes green when they see the notification and read your message. Pretty ridiculous, really, since the bulk of the software is all Microsoft...why can't Outlook tell Teams, "Hey, she's writing an email, the icon says green, silly."

dystop,
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I think the standard trick is to use the "Away" status permanently, so it'll never switch you to Idle!

IsThisLemmyOpen, (edited ) in [REPOST] Take off my earphones while you're speaking to me? Sure, no problem officer.

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Rogue_General,
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Yes but, lemme just enjoy the story dammit. lol

rammer,
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Some of us don't live in shithole countries with trigger happy cops.

Around here it is news when a police man has to discharge his/her weapon for anything other than training or mercy killing wild animals after a collision.

bob, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

Never insult the person trying to help you.

darcy,

If only everyone thought like you. I don't mind being treated like I'm invisible, some folks are just busy or tired. But some folks actively spend time and energy trying to be rude.

bob, in [REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.

Moral of the story, don’t fuck with people’s vacation time.

Just treat your employees well. How hard can that be?

dystop,
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Laughs in MBA

jcarr, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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A Mouse Jägermeister would definitely make your day go more smoothly.

I sometimes miss the social interaction of being in the office, but overall, working from home is fantastic. I hope it never gets taken away.

jpj007, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Nice. I use an AutoHotKey script that presses Shift if idle time hits one minute.

Have never had anyone actually comment on idle time; it was a preemptive measure.

demvoter, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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People in the office work the same amount of time. The rest of the time they are talking to other people distracting them from their work or their pretending to work. These antiquated ideas of productivity, primarily working in an office makes you more productive, need to die.

dystop,
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but the chatter makes you "productive"! ...somehow

redsky, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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Nice work. When life is like a scene I in office space.

wr4th4, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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no wonder they want us back in office

they see these types of posts and think we're all faff offs

ugo, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Regarding that part of the second edit: a very wise colleague of mine with managerial duties once told me that he expects people to give 50 to 70% every day. First, it’s unsustainable to give 100% all the time, and burnout has far worse direct and indirect consequences than simply scaling the operation up to allow more slack time. Second, when shit actually hits the fan and you need all hands on deck, there’s no more that can be given if you were already giving it 100%

theblueredditrefugee,

He sounds smart, I bet he didn't get to stay in management for long

dystop,
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That's actually pretty smart!

bettse, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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Thank god you don’t have a medical condition making frequent bathroom break necessary or they’d probably be in hot water.

YourHorse, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

In some countries (e.g. Japan), the floor you enter the building at is the first floor, and in others (e.g. UK) it's the ground floor. So if there are 4 floors, they could be 1, 2, 3, 4, or they could be G, 1, 2, 3.

dystop,
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some places have "0" for the lobby too!

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