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Slotos, in It'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for me

I’m not afraid of retirement, I’m afraid of needing to work on the day of my funeral.

Kushia,
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You and me both.

My mother is already kinda facing that and I feel like it’s almost treason for politicians to keep extending the retirement age on all of us.

joyjoy, in But it's all about convenience

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TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

...y y y y y y y THE y FOLLOyWING ACTION yCANNOT BE UNDONEy y y y y...

"Shit, what did I fuck up?"

TheyCallMeHacked,

Yes, do as I say

some_guy,

Beat me to it.

gizmonicus,

Damn it, you beat me to it. A wise linux user you are.

Designate6361, in Memes needs moderators
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I’ll do it as long as I can post more Possum memes

rmuk, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????

Reminds me of a few years back when I overheard a group of people talking about the Les Miserables movie and how terrible Russel Crowe’s singing was. One of the group who has been sitting quietly suddenly burst out, “Can you please think about how insensitive you’re all being? Russel Crowe’s awful singing killed my grandfather.”

Exusia, in My beloved
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

My beloved 12 foot skeleton, how I want thee.

Ilovethebomb, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonball_Run_challenge

Are you sure about that second one?

MasterBlaster,

And here i thought it was just a funny movie all hese years!

Ilovethebomb,

From my understanding, the movie is pretty close to what actually happened.

Eq0,

“Successful record attempts have employed a variety of tactics for evading traffic law enforcement.”

Ilovethebomb,

😎

Speed limits are more like suggestions in the states anyway, this is just taking it to it’s logical extreme.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Vehicular manslaughter 😎

MisterD, in everything is fine I'm just overreacting

TIL the universe == god

LemmysMum,

1==0?

MisterD,

Lol, I know.

Religidiots always use the “bad thing happening to me is a test from God” trope so…

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t have something without nothing.

Zerush, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Advice in a Lab door

Atention LASER

Do not look with the remaining eye

Entropy, in Shit

Bro I was really constipated for a couple days once and I remembered that my Grandma used to drink that to help, so bought a bottle and drank a glass, one single coffee mug’s worth. I shit straight liquid, pissed out of my ass like 3 times, it burned. Prune juice is dangerous man.

Voli,

But did it stop the constipation ?

Entropy,

Sure did, not sure it was worth it tho.

mrbubblesort, in Please stop
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Oh god! People might find out about Lemmy, fuck what do we do?????

As long as it's not actually something stolen from another site, what's the harm?

CarolineJohnson,
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What the hell is a Lemmy? This is Sync.

xusontha,

I can feel my blood pressure rising

mrbubblesort,
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Fuck if I know, it's kbin for me

TheFriendlyDickhead, in Pitbulls

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

SuckMyWang,

I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

ViscloReader,

Who/what is a Dickson?

SuckMyWang,

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

solivine,
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A deez nuts joke

Gap,

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

craftyindividual, in Like a boss

Ah the Newport Sex Scandal. The Dollop covered it well.

maiskanzler,

The wiki page has a “History” segment and right below that… "In Fiction"💘🤠

blazera, in survival optional.
@blazera@kbin.social avatar

Speed limits dont work, road design determines how fast people go.

Vegoon,

A section of the A24 was limited to 130 kmph for 20 years to reduce accidents. Because the reduction the speed limit was lifted early this year. Now there are 8% more accidents with injury and 42% more injured. Politicians call now to make it possible to limit the section again.

archive.ph/hPIpp

nueonetwo,

For highway lowering the speed may be effective but lowering the speed limit from 50 to 30 won’t stop drivers from going 50 unless the road is designed for lower speeds. So long as lanes are wide and there are little obstructions for drivers to worry about hitting, such as bumpouts, boulevards, etc., they will go as fast as they feel comfortable unless there is a cop behind them.

Edit: 50kmh to 30kmh I don’t know what that is in freedom miles

PP_BOY_,
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Or just do like we do in the US and place an “undercover” cop every quarter mile behind street signs.

Valmond,

BTW: the mortality is around 50% if a car hits a pedestrian at 50km/h.

At 30km/h it’s around 3%.

So yeah, speed in centre ville counts!

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Damn pedestrians killing drivers for driving quickly, won’t somebody do something?!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

In Germany the speed limit in Cities is 50km/h and in residential zones 30km/h, strong controlled with a lot of radar traps. If you exceed this they screw up your life, in case of hitting a pedestrian even possible with jail time. It cannot be confused by the lack of speed limit on some highway sections, that traffic regulations are very strict and controlled in Germany and any violation can be very expensive.

Flumsy,

I think that comment was meant as a joke because if a car hits a pedestrian, its obviously not the driver who gets injured…

Anyway, we do have speed radars in Germany but I have not seen one in a 30-zone and inside the city they are rather rare I’d say…

Zerush,
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Well, respect radar control, it depends also in which city or village you are of the local administration, in some are existing only few and in others on every corner. Often also mobile radarstations in “civil” parking police cars.

blazera,
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it looks like it's designed for pretty extreme speeds

shrugal,

Unlike the average driver.

buzziebee,

It’s not actually. It’s quite an old network so it was built before cars could go as fast as they can go now. There are surprisingly sharp corners and very short off ramps. If it were built from scratch today it would be even safer. Speed limits are bs outside of particularly tricky areas.

blazera,
@blazera@kbin.social avatar

Is the image from the article not of the highway in question?

buzziebee,

Ah yep my bad, I was speaking generally. The image in the article is only a short section of highway but it does look like one of the 2 lane sections that are usually quite old. If they were more modern and built for higher speeds they’d have an even shallower curve and would probably be 3 lanes with a hard shoulder. If you drive on the Autobahn you’ll have a few moments where you notice the difference in road layout from those which more modern highways implement - the on and off ramps in particular can be a bit scary.

Zerush,
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High gasoline prices also influence the average speed on the highways. The vast majority of people do not usually go faster than 120, many even less.

miss_brainfart,
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Idk, I’m seeing plenty of people here for whom gasoline is evidently not expensive enough yet

Zerush,
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That is the problem, people with high end cars have enough money to pay an expensive fuel. Apart with an industry which mostly expensive high end E-cars, the high fuel prices only affect the people wich don’t have money for such cars.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Well the funny part is that it’s not even people in high-end cars that I’m seeing

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I was referring to those who go 300 on the highway, difficult for those with an old Ford Fiesta.

emergencyfood,

Speed limits absolutely do work if there are cameras and consequences. Unfortunately everyone seems to have decided that suspending licences and siezing cars is a human rights violation.

TWeaK,

Speed limits do work, but the road should be designed with the speed limit in mind. Just slapping a new sign up and reducing the speed limit is going to lead to non-compliance - even if the speed limit is enforced by police.

The UK recently released figures on speed limit compliance. For 20mph roads (30-35kph) they primarily measured roads that didn’t have traffic calming measures recommended for 20mph roads (ie the roads don’t “feel” like 20mph roads), and they found 85% of drivers exceeded the speed limit.

Gonzako, in Pitbulls

Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

balderdash9, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????

The weird thing about Lemmy is no matter how anodyne you think your post is, some people will downvote it. This post is a fine example

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