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The_Eminent_Bon, in Sick man of Europe

My man if you’re starting to talk with furniture I think you should go see someone

xusontha, in Lung extensions

I love having my lungs go down into my thighs, it’s so fun when I sit down!

over_clox,

Didn’t you get the full pamphlet? They hang over like extended breasts, duh.

waow, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Why is vegan lingo so infantile? Veggies. You can cram you veggies up your asshole. I’m having a burger.

can,

Tons of people say veggies. Including meat eaters.

TheOakTree, (edited )

I also think it’s worth noting that the meme says “veggie burgers.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seenveggie burgers, vegan restaurant or not, labelled as “vegetable burgers.” Dude wanted to be upset just to be upset lmao.

zalgotext,

Really? That’s the angle you’re going for? Lmao you’re offended by the word “veggies”, a word nearly universally used by nearly every English speaker? Uh oh, looks like your fragile masculinity is showing

waow,

my masculinity is big and hard

setsneedtofeed, in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

That is an intense thing to say to a child.

queermunist, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

If you learn how to make your own patties from scratch it’s pretty cheap - or to save time you can do what I do and eat beans directly from the air fryer 🤤

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

oh damn I have an air fryer

recipe?

queermunist, (edited )
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

I actually just rinse off canned beans, spray them with vegetable oil, toss em in at 400F for 8-12 minutes, then shake them in a baggie with salt and spices. Or mix them in a bowl with hot sauce. Or use them as a topping for rice. Or throw them in stir fry. Or sauteed onions and bell peppers, then put them on tortillas.

God damn I love air fried beans

yumcake,

Damn, thanks for the tip, I gotta try this

Resonosity,

Holy shit TIL, thanks

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

neat, thanks! I will try this

TexMexBazooka,

What kinda beans tho?

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

All kinds!

Airfried garbanzo beans are great as a salty snack (generally I like to use a sweet chili seasoning) or sauteed with onions and peppers and fajita seasoning and then served on soft tortillas. Airfried pintos are great as a salty snack (chili lime or nooche is best for them) or sauteed with corn and onions and taco seasoning, and then topped with fresh tomato and lettuce and put on crunchy tortillas. Airfried black beans are great as a salty snack (just straight with salt and pepper) or just drenched in hot sauce and eat em with a spoon.

I wasted so much of my life thinking I didn’t like beans because I’d only ever had nasty baked beans from school lunches. 😞

streetfestival,
@streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

Mouthwatering!

KreekyBonez, in You have to.

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

Misconduct,

Grab drill

BZZT BZZT

son_named_bort,

I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.

Kase,

oh, the horror

Imgonnatrythis, in Its go time!

Piped is garbage. Kill that bot already.

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’re garbage :)

antik,
@antik@lemmy.world avatar

Or block it?

Imgonnatrythis,

So that others can continue to click on links that just plain don’t work?

It’s broken.

Cupcake1972,

Except it’s not Piped that’s broken, but the instance it links to?

evanstucker, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

I love the giant, inexpensive tins of ceylon tea at my local international market. If you can afford it, buy a bottle of rose water to add to the tea. Perfection. And of course, don’t throw away the leaves - steep them again - the second steeping is even better than the first one.

Nastybutler, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Corn farmers have entered the chat

ericbomb,

Sorry corn farmers, this is about people food. Growing fuel doesn’t really count.

Growing corn that is only usable as animal feed counts as part of how beef industry is being propped up by the government.

So yeah… I think only one or two corn farmers will be left in the chat after that.

1847953620,

I think they were referring to corn subsidies

buzz86us,

We need to fully remove subsidies on corn… Hemp is a full replacement that offers far more uses… AND it makes great fabrics to further reduce the use of polyester

Grumpy,

They’re all referring to corn subsidies.

If you grow corn with subsidy and then sell that corn as livestock feed to cows, then you’ve indirectly further subsidized beef.

Though… this viewpoint is partly misleading people. Corn stalks and pith which humans can’t eat and need ruminant animals to process is what gets fed to them. We don’t always feed corn kernels to cows en masse, though many farms do. If they can find a buyer for the kernel for other consumption (human, fructose syrup, etc), they will sell it that way as it is more profitable. So even if it wasn’t subsidized and we only produce high priced corn for humans, we’d still feed the stalks and pith to cows.

ericbomb,

Correct, but the vast majority of corn subsidies are to grow corn not meant for humans to eat. They are to grow animal feed, or ethanol.

So the first category I count as subsidizing the meat industry, since it exists purely to make raising live stock cheaper. The second category doesn’t really impact food.

shasta, in I have several questions, actually

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

vodka,

No worries we have a solution for that www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Uncle_Bagel,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

Teotwawki,

If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

TopRamenBinLaden,

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

Gabu,

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

AlpacaChariot,

I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

horsey,

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

Uncle_Bagel,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

CaptnNMorgan,

Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

Zerush,
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FrostKing, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Coffee is very cheap if you actually just make it. Maybe not cheaper than 4¢ tea bags sure, but cheap.

Edit: if anyone is curious about making coffee simply at home, buy a French press (fancy doesn’t matter, get a $15 one on Amazon) and some coffee grounds (taste is just an experiment of what brand you like. Eventually you’ll want to grind your own beans but don’t worry about it for now. If you can, get medium grind grounds, as that’s supposed to be good for French presses) follow a guide online for making it. You’ll need a way to measure hot water like a kettle, but that’s the same for tea so hey.

LeafOnTheWind,

Eh a lot of people, including myself, don’t notice a big difference with pre ground coffee and grinding it yourself.

A moka pot is another good option though. Similarly simple and makes a stronger brew. I think of it as halfway to espresso.

Cleverdawny, in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but...)

Cleverdawny,

Still vegetables! Everyone knows that a nice dinner at a Chinese buffet is healthy if you eat a few green beans lmao

gravitas_deficiency,

A succulent Chinese meal?!?

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!

emeralddawn45, in Quality OC on Lemmy for the hahas

I buy matcha powder and take it by the spoonful, washing it down with water. Quick and effective and way smoother than coffee

MNByChoice,

TIL that matcha has caffeine.

(I DDGed it. You, not the person I am replying to, should as well. Some world.)

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I swear matcha has its own culture. People bake with it. It’s crazy.

emeralddawn45,

Yeah it has quite a bit of caffeine, and other alkaloids that I find balance it out much better than coffee. It’s very smooth stimulation, not jittery like coffee can be. Full of antioxidants too for some nice health benefits.

Fizz, in Quality OC on Lemmy for the hahas
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

I don’t ever want to end up a tea drinker

stolid_agnostic, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Umm. Mt Dew is nasty. I’ll take really bad tea any day over that.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

Me too, and I hate black tea

FunkFactory,

Mt Dew isn’t that bad but it’s the kind of drink I can only have once in a while, probably the sugar content makes me sick. Black tea on the other hand, I could drink all day, and is fairly tasty too

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