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SnowdenHeroOfOurTime, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

I cannot stress enough how Disgusting mountain dew is

Designate6361, in Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit
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You never know if you never go

Wage_slave, in Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit
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Sometimes ya just gotta be bold and get in there and play the game!!

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a8bb5432-07b1-449d-a2ff-2a852174f899.jpeg

Whisper06, in Reddit be like

Reader mode on the browser works sometimes.

EmperorHenry, in Boomers be like
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One of my grandfathers refused to wear a seatbelt and got really pissy any time someone put their foot down and wouldn’t move the car if he took it off.

EmperorHenry, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)
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N-E-S-T-L-E-S Nestlie does the very worst!

Ghyste, in Anointed Liquidator

Stop posting shit that doesn’t belong here.

rock_hand, in History

My favorite part is not being able to read the font whatsoever.

HubertManne,
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me2

rockSlayer,

That’s ok, this map of native American lands is definitely outdated. The Haudenosaunee (Iroquois) lands are much smaller than it should be. As that’s the only tribal name I can actually read, I imagine it’s a similar story for the other tribes.

Duranie,

Pretty sure this is saved from an attachment from a forwarded email of a scan of a photo copy of a mimeograph.

craigers,
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Definelty at the very least a copy of a printout of an email attachment that was scanned from a fax…

Agent641,

Im gonna fax this to my group chat

tdawg,

Unironcally it looks like a picture from a fifth grade social studies book

lightnsfw,

That the teacher photocopied 47 times and handed out as homework.

Godric, in Pay up

Crimes punishable by fines are only crimes for poor people.

7heo, (edited )
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expired

xusontha, in Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit
ummthatguy,
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xusontha,
FatTony, in introverts will understand

“Have a nice day.”

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

MufinMcFlufin,

My go to is “Do I have to?”

Pons_Aelius, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Better option, go old school.

Don't use your phone alarm, buy an alarm clock. One with a very loud alarm that does not stop until you turn it off.

Place in your room as far away from the bed as possible, so that you have to get out to turn it off.

DisqueDePise,

Then go back in your bed for a few minutes and miss work

Pons_Aelius,

Hate to sound like a parent, then you need to go to bed earlier.

I haven't used an alarm in about a decade because I value sleep. Most of us live in a constant state of sleep deprivation and it is one of the worst things you can do for your health.

Aurenkin,

I’m pretty sure chronic lack of sleep has started impacting my memory and ability to perform consistently on some cognitive tasks

Pons_Aelius,

I don't doubt it.

I remember reading experiments where being awake for 24 hours impacts the ability to drive more than a blood alcohol level of 0.05 and by 36 hours it is 0.15.

30p87,

But what shall I do; The Talos Principle is too addicting.

Darorad,

Are you telling me it’s not healthy to sleep 4 hours for most of the week then like 16 on the weekends?

Dave,
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Nah that’s terrible. Gotta bump up those weekend numbers, think you can do 20 a day?

Pons_Aelius,

I know you are not serious but you cannot make up sleep debt. Crashing like this on the weekends just makes it worse.

drekly,

I know you are not serious

Allow me to introduce myself

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/82347b82-5edd-4127-8abe-9d10630c8061.jpeg

It’s 4:14, I need to be up to look after my daughter at 7. 👌🥱🫠

electrogamerman,

That’s how I know I would be a bad parent. If I go to bed at 4am, there’s nothing nor no one that would make me stand up at 7am

drekly,

Yeah I thought the same, but I think I’m doing a good job! Doing great at looking after her, not so great at looking after myself.

Beardsley,

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

TheFrirish,

go to bed earlier if you can’t fall asleep then go to bed at 7 or 6 pm after 2hrs or 3hrs you will fall asleep goddammit

Imgonnatrythis,

And I’ll tell my landlord to cut my rent in half so I don’t need two jobs.

Pons_Aelius,

I'm sorry you have that and truly hope you find an effective treatment, but the vast majority of people who are sleep deprived do not suffer from medically induced insomnia.

Gorvin,

I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.

That’s when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.

electrogamerman,

Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains

Spider89, in Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit
TheFrirish, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Then wake the hell up. If you set an alarm at least wake up when it rings bruh.

N00b22, in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

My opinion:

I think this community should ban political memes, and instead have another community for only political memes. I’m from Costa Rica and I don’t care about the USA politics or stuff

Omega_Haxors,

You don’t really get that by banning a topic, but rather by fostering a culture where that sort of thing is frowned upon.

TheRaven,
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Right? It’s such a US way of thinking to assume the entire world needs to hear about your issues.

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