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nodimetotie, in Pay up

I like the bones and skull graphic, makes it so much more ominous

TvanBuuren, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Here it’s not just that.

The raw resources and production costs of oat milk is like, €0.30 per 2 liter.

They sell it at €2.40.

Healthy is capitalism here.

x4740N,
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Doesn’t production of not milk use a ton of water and have am environmental impact

One of the trends I have noticed with vegan users online is that they neglect to mention the environmental impacts of their own alternative products

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I believe they also put a lot of resources into research

ForgotAboutDre,

Oat milk is just oats blended in water. The research is minimal. The marketing is where they put most of their money.

ILikeBoobies,

Jokes on them, I’ll still only refer to it as oatmeal

Blackmist,

Plus vegans will pay anything in order to imagine themselves as being better than meat eaters.

ForgotAboutDre,

I don’t think this is the case. Vegans are likely to spend less money on food.

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think there is a huge difference in the thing you are describing and e.g the oatly barista.

There are a lot of oat milks that taste very different or not at all. To get the right taste and consistency, you need some research.

zalgotext,

You’re the only one talking about niche/specialty products though. Not denying that those products require extensive research, but I doubt that those products alone are responsible for the considerable markup on the typical alternative milk products, which truly are closer to “oats blended in water”, and probably make up a majority of sales.

jasondj,

Most retail nut milk is actually mixed with a variety of gums and other texture enhancers.

Fresh, homemade oat milk is actually really easy to make by that process, but store-bought oat milk needs to have consistent flavor and texture/mouth-feel. So there is a bit more that goes into it.

This is also true of other non-dairy milks. That’s why I only use Trader Joe’s or Westsoy shelf-stable soy milk for making yogurt. No gums.

ForgotAboutDre,

These are industry standard additives, that are trivial to develop recipes for. The research involved is minimal, and wouldn’t represent a significant portion of the business.

hddsx, in Quality OC on Lemmy for the hahas

… as someone who drinks loose leaf tea I am offended my the first and last panels lol

ericatty, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

I stared at this way too long wondering what a Cheesy Poof on the sidewalk had to do with coffee.

In my defense, I’m scrolling before going to sleep and my morning coffee has long since worn off.

vankappa, in hey hows everyone doing

I’m seeing “antisemitic” written “antisemetic” so many times lately, but I think only the first one is right. I’m no native speaker though.

Sotuanduso,

Actually the first one is left. Unless you write right to left, like in semitic languages. Hehe.

twelvefloatinghands,
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Looks like you’re right: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitic_trope

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

At least you’re not being anti-semantic

root_beer,

I’m guessing that you’re seeing the latter because a lot of people tend to pronounce it that way

Veraxus,
@Veraxus@kbin.social avatar

You are correct.

Remember kids, the singular is semite, not semete. Hence, sem_i_tic, with an i.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

whoops

Blaubarschmann, in don't know, don't care

Michael Mittermeier?

EherVielleicht,

Michael Mittermeier!

Holzkohlen,

Wider den deutschen Kulturimperialismus! Spaß. Als nächstes bitte Mettigel in die Memes verpacken 😄

EherVielleicht, (edited )

Jawohl!

Bearbeitung: Ich tat es.

fuzzy_feeling,

Dies unser kommentarbereich? 🥹

VitaminDrink,

Ich habe ihn zuletzt öfter auf Lemmy gesehen als im TV.

EherVielleicht,

Siehste mal.

kraftpudding,

Ist Michael Mittermeier Atheist? Bin jetzt nicht super mit seinem Programm vertraut, und er nacht sich glaub ich schon hin und wieder über Religion etc lustig, aber meine mich vage zu erinnern dass er zumindest christlich geprägt ist.

EherVielleicht,

Meine Wahl lag einzig und alleine an seinem Gesichtsausdruck, dieses schelmische grinsen. Von seinen früheren Programm meine ich rausgehört zu haben das er nicht die gläubigste Tomate auf dem Strauch ist, aber was und ob keihne Ahnung.

RIP_Cheems, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

A pan to the head would do more for you than coffee

Track_Shovel,
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RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

See, wide awake

Smoogs, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Depends. If you are eating non processed vegetables the costs goes way below even burgers.

teuniac_,

And beans. And lentils. And peas.

Also, opting for the burger options doesn’t have to mean eating a huge quantity of them.

ericbomb,

Oh yeah for sure! Just sometimes I wanna go to a place and order a similar looking thing as the people around me without paying a ton more XD

nodsocket,

You can make vegan bean burgers for way less money than beef. A can of beans, flax seeds, bread crumbs, garlic and an onion are all you need.

OurTragicUniverse, in Extra-crispy 🤢
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

That's not Voldemort, it's an AbOrTeD FeTuS

Track_Shovel,
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Either way, still fucking delicious with a bit of Frank’s

OurTragicUniverse,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Who/what is 'Frank's'?

Track_Shovel,
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Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

That was what my anti-choice cath ex-friend commented when we were watching it on the tv

xusontha, in I have a snacking problem

boimler snacking while engrossed into a ferengi cartoon

Sorry can’t help I’m busy with… things

ummthatguy,
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https://giphy.com/gifs/paramountplus-star-trek-paramount-plus-v6Z5uvdyiTronrtg74

Also, surprised at how quick people are making these gifs.

xusontha,

I’m pretty sure that one’s from Paramount themselves lol

Pons_Aelius,

When it happens naturally we call it going viral.

When it is an organised attempt to go viral what should we call it?

Smallpox blankets...

FinalRemix,

Ads.

xusontha,
jimmydoreisalefty, in Hrmm...

Damn, the numbers are crazy!

Looking at death/injury from 2008, data from the UN:

Palestine vs. Israel

Sabby sabs, 1:17:45

www.youtube.com/live/VFaACKYqwyI?si=h4Ig0DD5iglUe…

MinekPo1, (edited )
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The same data as a bar graph composed by statistica:

A bar graph showing deaths and injuries related to the Israel-Palestine conflict. Raw data given below.

Raw data:

year Palestine Deaths and Injuries Israel Deaths and Injuries
08 3202 853
09 7460 123
10 1659 185
11 2260 136
12 4936 578
13 4031 157
14 19860 2796
15 14813 339
16 3572 222
17 8526 174
18 31558 130
19 15628 133
20 2781 61

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user224,
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You need to do that on every word. Spaces divide it.

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Like so ^

And, good girl. 👍

MinekPo1,
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my client wouldn’t render it regardless so I couldn’t test it :/

Nacktmull, (edited )
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Good girl!

MinekPo1,
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>-< thanks

Redex68,

What happened in 2014 and 2018?

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

comedic annoyanceI would assume 2015, 2016 and 2017

dabster291,
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You fool, they said “in” not “between”

son_named_bort, in anyone?

No I did not, Mark.

x4740N, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Who else just ends up sleeping through all of them

Aggravationstation, in anyone?

Don’t forget kids, every time a Lemmy instance federates with Threads it makes Mr Zuckerburg cum.

Varyk, in anyone?

How bad must his long hair be that he chooses that hairstyle?

Prunebutt,

I’ve read that this nerd is very into ancient rome.

Varyk,

Oh really? That’s a creepy trail I’m disinclined to look into.

Can’t stop myself. Of course he idolizes Caesar, the ultimate end justifies the means character.

Not the same path you’re taking, mark.

It’s like Ben Shapiro watching a Chomsky lecture and thinking “this guy talks words. I talk words too! We’re basically the same.”

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar
Varyk,

Oh is his tiny haircut an attempt to make his tiny head look bigger?

New layers.

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