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zyratoxx, in How is life treating you ?
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blindbunny, in let the bullshit flow through me

An agent of chaos, if you will.

Track_Shovel,
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Slaanesh is pleased with me

blindbunny,

And Cadin Caylin with me

_lilith, in I have several questions, actually
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ICastFist,
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Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

CileTheSane,
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Balthazar,
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That is awful. Why is it my next centaur character idea?

_haha_oh_wow_, in Extra-crispy 🤢
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Well I’m not…

Someone get me hot sauce, I wanna try some Voldemort!

poinck, in On culinary crimes

I just want to confirm, that raisins do not belong anywhere! I rather have pineapples in my cheesecake.

newIdentity,

Why does everyone seam to hate raisins (and olives)

They are fucking delicious

RickyRigatoni,
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Satanists.

AyuTsukasa,

Well for me it’s because grapes are my favorite fruit so it’s like everything I love about a grape is sucked out of it.

newIdentity,

I love both

nikolai,

Nah, don’t mix them up, olives are great, especially well sourced ones. Raisins are just an unpleasant surprise, every time.

newIdentity, (edited )

*pleasant

I think y’all just ate some shitty raisins once and now hate them forever

Ravaja,

What even is a good raisin? A grape?

HotDogFingies,
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Grapes are so much better than raisins, holy shit. And so god damn good with cheese.

stolid_agnostic,

Wait does it bother you to find raisins in food?

droans,

I love oatmeal raisin cookies and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.

Raisins are delicious and most cookies would be improved with oatmeal.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Oatmeal raisin cookies are one of my favorites! I don’t bake them often because I eat way too many cookies when I do.

stolid_agnostic,

People get angry with me for saying that oatmeal raisin is better than chocolate chip.

HotDogFingies,
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I love oatmeal raisin cookies, hold or majorly reduce the raisins. Cookie part tastes great because oatmeal is awesome.

Peaty,

Have you ever tried aging the dough in the fridge for a few days? It makes the oatmeal softer while the outside gets crisp.

loki_d20,

Literally two ingredients common in saltenas.

AdlachGyfiawn,
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Olives are great. Raisins taste how old people smell.

stolid_agnostic,

Because food preferences are now memes.

HotDogFingies,
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I like food. I like memes. I don't hate this.

poinck,

Oh, I like olives.

HotDogFingies,
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People hate raisins because they're not chocolate. I enjoy G.O.R.P. on occasion, but I don't eat trail mix for the raisins. I leave most of them behind. They can be a bit much. Ratio of anything to raisin needs to be right. One raisin to five to ten of anything else, otherwise they're just overwhelming.

Olives, on the other hand, are fucking delicious. Hell yeah. Bathe me in their brine-rich kisses.

Kjatten,

That does actually sound rather good

superfes,

Pineapple upside down cheesecake… ?

Somebody invent that!

0ops,

Oh my god… Let me have some

poinck,

But it needs to be an American cheese cake with pinapple, not that stuff we have here in Europe.

ReluctantMuskrat,

I’m tempted… sounds delicious and I wonder why I’ve never seen pineapple and cheesecake combined. I wonder if the acidity is hard on the cheesecake.

Skanky,

Who hurt you?

JGrffn,

Hear me out. Christmas rice with raisins. They absorb moisture from the dish and become these sweet little treats in the midst of a very buttery and savory rice. I hate raisins but I fucking love that rice.

Alexstarfire,

What the hell is Christmas rice?

HotDogFingies,
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Inquiring minds wants to know

JGrffn,

Posted an explanation in this comment chain!

JGrffn,

Maybe it’s a cultural or family thing? So it’s just pre-cooked rice, you cook it as you would any rice I guess, but you add chicken stock, raisins, and butter (at the end, after you’re done cooking it). Variations often also include peas and corn, maybe diced carrots, but we stick to just raisins. The savory mix of the buttery rice with tiny packets of moist raisins sprinkled about the rice makes it delicious!

poinck,

Interesting. That reminds that there is indeed another dish that is ok with raisins: Christmas loaf (Stollen).

Peaty,

Needs dried cherries too.

HotDogFingies,
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I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.

Nioxic, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Beef is more nutritious though.

So giving subsidies for that means more people can afford good nutritious food.

Blackrook7,

I read that veggie burgers/ processed vegetarian foods have more human DNA in them than traditional options. Plus beef is delicious and nutritious.

Pipoca,

If you knead bread by hand, it’ll have some human DNA in it from e.g your skin cells. It’s almost impossible to cook or process food while preventing it from getting literally any human cells into it, because humans are shedding cells and DNA literally all the time. You can wear gloves, hairnets, and frequently mop up, but eliminating the problem entirely is hard.

Both a vegetarian burger and a beef burger are probably going to have more human DNA in it than either a steak or a pot of black beans would.

usualsuspect191, in Extra-crispy 🤢

I’m going forgo

h3mlocke,

Its
I’m going to forgo
Or
I’m gonna forgo
No?

Track_Shovel, (edited )
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Fuck. Let me fix that. At least with Lemmy you can swap photos out

E: fixed

tdawg, in There's always that one uncle

It’s all fun and games until Tío starts dancing on the roof…

finickydesert,
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Tiu gotta show of those dancing skills

valek879, in The real truth

…wikipedia.org/…/14th_Waffen_Grenadier_Division_o…

There’s some weirdness going on with how Ukraine didn’t ban Nazi symbols relating to this unit.

In Canada courts determined they couldn’t condemn the unit as a whole which is not cool but you can condemn individuals.

But the real truth seems to be that this poster is posting anti-Ukraine propaganda. By reading deeper into the subtext, and in light of Russian propaganda where they propose that Ukrainians are nazis. This would seem to indicate that the OP is a pro-russian sympathizer.

rights_are_wrong,

I’m just not that big fan of Nazis 🤷‍♀️

Hathaway,

That’s cool, we’re not a fan of countries that invade sovereign nations.

violetraven,
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Mf’ing OOP posting like it’s their job, damn.

absentthereaper, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes.

my brother in christ what

ericbomb,

Okay okay you caught me.

I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.

I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.

So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!

SexyTimeSasquatch, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Oh man, staple crops are subsidized waaaaaayyy more heavily than beef. Some of this grain goes to the beef industry as feed, so it is indirectly supported by taxes. But the reality is that the soy, barley, beans, or whatever else is in that veggie burger are subsidized directly and more extensively.

ericbomb,

Where in the WORLD did you hear that bit of propaganda?

agriculturefairnessalliance.org/…/2020-farm-subsi…

scet.berkeley.edu/…/CopyofFINALSavingThePlanetSus…

www.aier.org/…/the-true-cost-of-a-hamburger/

ewg.org/…/usda-livestock-subsidies-near-50-billio…

I can’t even find any source saying more money is spent on any crop than on beef. It seems like it’s totally made up. The numbers vary because it’s hard to pin down, but I can’t find a source saying anything besides “most subsidiaries go towards beef and dairy”

Kepabar,

… The very first link you provided shows a chart that has more assistance going to corn than beef, more going to soy than dairy and more going to wheat then pigs.

agriculturefairnessalliance.org/…/2020bdcat-1320x…

???

ericbomb,

I think you should read more carefully what that chart is showing.

Corn for example is purple and gray mostly.

Purple = live stock feed gray = biodiesel

Soy is mostly purple, so most of it goes towards feeding live stock.

So most of the subsidiary is just being spent to make it cheaper to raise live stock.

Madison420,

Also grains are subsidized to support the beef industry because feeding beef beef byproduct had predictable results.

RedAggroBest,

Just wanna point out that it’s “biodiesel and Industry” specifically because ethanol is added to almost all gas and more.

Ethanol is trashing engines and producing more waste via dead engines, all while providing jack shit for actual cleaner energy. The corn lobby landed ethanol requirements and it’s never going away now that they’ve found that revenue stream.

Windex007,

I don’t want to speak for them, but one can interpret crops subsidized for the purposes of livestock feed AS a subsidy for livestock. If you look at the sum of the purple sections (livestock and feed), it’s the largest.

But you are right: buddy’s own chart does show a larger direct subsidy for corn than direct subsidy for beef.

ericbomb,

You are correct, because barely any actually goes to corn we eat. Those subsidies exist just to make it cheaper to raise live stock. So while direct subsidies are higher for corn, it’s so high purely to help raise live stock. Just because we “can” eat corn doesn’t really impact the fact that we aren’t, it’s mostly live stock eating the corn the subsidies are paying for (And biofuel)

scrubbles,
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Yup, here in Iowa the vast, vast majority of corn is known as “cattle corn”, and as described it’s used for cattle (and biodiesel, and pigs). Most farmers only grow sweetcorn “for fun”, as a side thing compared to the huge subsidies for cattle corn.

Pipoca,

Pigs and chickens don’t eat air, you know.

70% of US soy becomes animal feed. Some of the rest is used industrially, or becomes biodisel. Relatively little US soy becomes soy sauce, tofu, etc.

Soy subsidies, in practice, mostly function as a chicken and pork subsidy.

You’ll notice that we heavily subsidize animal feed crops like corn and soy, and spend much less money subsidizing fruits and veggies, nuts, and other legumes like black beans or lentils.

federatingIsTooHard,
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70% of US soy becomes animal feed.

almost all soy is pressed for oil. the industrial waste from that process is the vast majority of what is fed to animals.

federatingIsTooHard,
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Soy subsidies, in practice, mostly function as a chicken and pork subsidy.

i think there’s a case to be made that it’s actually a corn subsidy more than chicken or pork.

usernamesAreTricky,

Many of those types of crops used for feed aren’t really aligned all that well. Corn for instance isn’t going used so heavily in a plant-based diet as it is subsidized (corn is the most subsidized crop in the US). There is also separate food-grade and feed-grade soybeans. 90% of US soy production is going to feed (and not to mention a good portion of the other 10% is going to soybean oil which is not super helpful for a plant-based meat)

90% of U.S. soybeans produced are used as a high-quality protein source for animal feed

soygrowers.com/…/animal-ag/

Further, they are still getting massive amounts of direct subsidies

The Department of Agriculture has spent almost $50 billion in subsidies for livestock operators since 1995, according to an EWG analysis.

By contrast, since 2018 the USDA has spent less than $30 million to support plant-based and other alternative proteins that may produce fewer greenhouse gases and may require less land than livestock.

ewg.org/…/usda-livestock-subsidies-near-50-billio…

Also worth mentioning that beans are not particularly highly subsidized unless you are counting soybeans mentioned earlier.

bappity, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly

Masimatutu, in Hmmmm
RIP_Cheems, in You have to.
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DO IT. DO IT NOW.

guyrocket, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.

It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!

zib,
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Who let Bear Grylls in here?

guyrocket,
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Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!

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