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JungleJim, in Wrong explanations only

Underground marionettes?

Rebuilt, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

I care more about gaza

Pharmacokinetics, in Wrong explanations only
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

platypus_plumba,

The power of Christ compels them!

hOrni, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue. Knowing what I know would make me a fucked up 6 year old. I wouldn’t be able to make friends, I would creep people out or even end up in a mental institution. 10 million wold fix all my current problems. And there wold be a lot left for hookers and coke.

Roccobot,
@Roccobot@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly

dingus,

Well I’m not able to make friends or relationships now so that but wouldn’t make a difference lol

Colour_me_triggered, in Wrong explanations only

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

pyrflie, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

I grew up in abject poverty. Going back to 6 just means another 20+ years of struggle and hardship.

10 mill means safety for me and mine for a minimum of 100 years.

Why would I take the option that includes watching friends die of lack of money all over again rather than the one that results in stability for me and mine.

Anyone who says go back to 6 comes from family money.

FellowArmadello,

That’s not a money issue. There are people from poor places that had good childhoods, such as farming families. Not saying there wasn’t struggle tho.

Dpowell, in Which pill do you choose?

Am I transported back to 1993 with all the knowledge I have now? Or am I 6 in 2023? Because the first case it becomes ridiculously easy to make 10 million… Just memorize a single set of lottery numbers for a specific time and date… and have a little knowledge to invest in apple as soon as Steve Jobs returns to the company and Tesla when it’s founded, and at that point you are a billionaire.

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, going back in time is too op. Let’s say you become your 6 year old body with the same memories and mental capacity as you are now. What about now?

Dpowell,

Mmm… It depends, if I live in an upper middle or mid middle class or above household I’ll choose going back. I could convince my parents to invest $1000 a month in my future and have 10 million by the time I am the same age I am now. Whilst also knowing what I know about the world, women, life, love and relationships from 6 to 37

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Google > Tesla in that scenario

Google and Apple would be your best growth potential for investments.

4lan,

Also dump money into Bitcoin when it cost less than a dollar

variants, in Playing an unsupported file

Sounds a bit small for a movie

mpldr, in Wrong explanations only
@mpldr@beehaw.org avatar

To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out

YoShipsWalksHere, in Playing an unsupported file

Why is it a big deal? 2.5Gb takes like 20-30 seconds to download

technohacker,
@technohacker@programming.dev avatar

Bold of you to assume internet access is great everywhere

ExperimentalGuy,

I forget that some people have crazy fast internet. Mine downloads 2.5gb in like 20 minutes.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Until not that long ago, my average speed was less than 1 Mbps because of insufficient infrastructure in the area.

PraiseTheSoup,

With speeds like that why haven’t you downloaded a functioning brain yet?

Faresh,

2.5 GB in 30 seconds is 83 MB/s.

PraiseTheSoup,

Or about 660 Mb/s, which is how we typically see download speeds written.

wuphysics87, in Wrong explanations only

The power of christ compels you

hydroptic,

The power of WORM compels you

AlolanYoda, in Why?

Wait, I don’t understand. Is there context I’m missing or am I just dense?

AnxiousDater101, (edited ) in Why?

The cap of the decade. Studying in public is good for you. It’s almost creepy, like they’re hunting for a mascot.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why? I never heard of this.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

What the actual fuck are you talking about? Do you need medical assistance?

AnxiousDater101,
Rachelhazideas,

It’s probably a bot. Nothing they say makes any sense.

normalexit, in Which pill do you choose?

I’d like to go back with my memories, but might run into some sort of time cop situation. It’s a tough call.

Yerbouti, in Wrong explanations only

How to entertain people on social media.

hydroptic,

Hey I said wrong answers only

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