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Digestive_Biscuit, in Wrong explanations only
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Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it’s raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

Lifebandit666,

Wrong explanations only

Louisoix,

But it is wrong, worms don’t think!

Lifebandit666,

Haha I’ve just come from a comment about Brexit, and I’d argue that a lot of Humans don’t think either.

Digestive_Biscuit,
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Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.

Digestive_Biscuit,
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Sea Gulls don’t have hands and can’t use sticks like that.

Lifebandit666,

You’re acting like birds are actually real or something

Digestive_Biscuit,
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They’re not. They’re CIA robots.

PhilMcGraw, in Which pill do you choose?

I’m liking the “going back to when I was 6 with all the knowledge I have now” option, but in reality 6 year old me would probably be too immature to know I need to remember it and by the time I needed to use that information in any sane way it would have been long forgotten.

I mean some people are saying get bitcoin early days, but 6 year old me was at least 10 years off Bitcoin existing.

It would also really suck knowing how easy it was to obtain information in the future only to be stuck in the past and barely have access to the internet at all.

themelm,

I think people underestimate how much the physical state of your body, ie hormones brain structure etc play in how you make decisions.

When I was a lad I almost always knew I was making the wrong decisions but felt powerless in the moment to stop myself. I also had basically no concept of the future as a real thing that would happen and could be planned for until I was like 27 or so. Like the logical knowing things part of my brain knew the right moves but the doing things me rarely consulted with knowing things me.

Not to mention that kids have a serious lack of control over their own destinies.

I honestly think going back in time with all my memories is one of the worse hells I can imagine. Just doomed to watch myself fuck up in similar ways again and hope that it all works out “OK” this time too.

BurningRiver, (edited ) in Wrong explanations only

How to convert worms to Christianity

ToAllPointsWest, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill, and I’ll have more than 10 million by the time I’m an adult

csm10495, in Wrong explanations only
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Whacking Day

Omega_Haxors, in Playing an unsupported file

No big deal, just download the codices.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in I was able to learn React though

That’s the fucking worst, when you put all this work into a free and open project only for the lead to be like “nah don’t like it”

Free and Open as in, free to do the work for them and Open for it to be rejected for almost no reason.

TheyCallMeHacked,

A project is in no way, shape, or form obliged to to accept and maintain your code, especially if it’s not a feature they want. If you want your feature so badly, maintain a soft-fork yourself. Don’t want to put in that effort yourself? Then why should the project maintainers?

MystikIncarnate, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill.

I had a few pretty rough years in there… I wasn’t suffering or anything like that, I was just… Going in the wrong direction. Took me a while to get back on track.

autokludge, in Wrong explanations only
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It’s showing how to start a ground fire.

jdeath, in Which pill do you choose?

I’m not sure if people here realize this, but the interest from $10m is approximately four to eight hundred thousand dollars per year.

So, with ten million, one could instantly retire and never ever have to work again.

That’s priceless freedom to me, and it wouldn’t require deleting almost all of my friends, relationships, experiences, and who I am.

Uiop,

well, clearly you have a good investment plan…

jdeath,

just an index fund is all you need.

shiftymccool, in Merriam-Webster defines terrorism as

And Kraft owns fucking everything so make an ai-generated image about mac and cheese being a weapon of mass destruction or something. Jesus, get a job

ErKaf, in here's what i would look like if i was black or chinese

Im confussed

Mr_Dr_Oink, in Wrong explanations only

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

Ghyste, (edited ) in No one can stop me

Not a meme in the slightest.

It’d be nice if people would stop supporting garbage posts.

Tak,
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Basically anything is a meme, this is a shitpost meme but a meme none the less

Simulation6, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill says restart at 6, not go back in time to when you where 6. I assume you will be 6 in the current time and have no future knowledge to convert into cash.

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