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TWeaK, in survival optional.

If we get high enough the sound barrier will be at highway speeds.

Bene7rddso,

True, but if you’re high you shoukdn’t drive

johnofthesea, in survival optional.

I’ve been fined on German highways for going too fast. Memes like these are myths. It is based on fact that there is no default upper limit on highway. But there are speed-limit signs on German highways.

rimjob_rainer,

An Autobahn has per default no speed limit for cars, except when there is one indicated by a speed limit sign. But there are many parts on any Autobahn without speed limit signs, so in reality you can very often drive as fast as you want.

There are many opportunities to drive with 200km/h or more if you want, but often the traffic prevents going with this speed for longer than a few seconds or minutes.

OceanSoap,

Plus, anyone who has traveled in South Asia or South America knows that Germany is much, much more safe to drive in than most of the rest of the world.

Flumsy,

About 1/3 of the Autobahn has speed limits. The other 2/3 dont have a speed limit

ArcaneSlime,

I think it’s based on the (fahrt fahrt fahrt auf den) Autobahn. Now, I’m not german so I could be wrong, but here’s what wikipedia says regarding speed limits on the autobahn:

Much of the system has no speed limit for some classes of vehicles.[1] However, limits are posted and enforced in areas that are urbanised, substandard, accident-prone, or under construction. On speed-unrestricted stretches, an advisory speed limit (Richtgeschwindigkeit) of 130 kilometres per hour (81 mph) applies.[2] While driving faster is not illegal in the absence of a speed limit, it can cause an increased liability in the case of a collision (which mandatory auto insurance has to cover); courts have ruled that an “ideal driver” who is exempt from absolute liability for “inevitable” tort under the law would not exceed Richtgeschwindigkeit.

So, it certainly seems there is a basis for the jokes, even if they aren’t 100% historically accurate.

Echrichor,

I’ve driven around the Western side of Germany a few times and there really weren’t many sections that were unrestricted, and those that were unrestricted were not that long, and often very busy. Anecdotally, I did ask about it the first time I went and the advice I got was that while it is technically unrestricted you should be going at a similar speed to the traffic around you. If there are people in the middle lane and you blast past them at double their speed, that could be seen as unsafe by police and get you in trouble.

cuacamole,

You can totally go 250km/h on the A5 from Frankfurt to Darmstadt, if traffic allows it. That wont always be possible, but typically if it isnt during work traffic, 160-200km/h is doable comfortably, even on other parts of the Autobahn

The longest unrestricted part that ive driven should be the A71, where you can go longer passages without restrictions, save for the tunnels.

miss_brainfart,
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If there are people in the middle lane and you blast past them at double their speed, that could be seen as unsafe

First comes the Porsche, who then gets bullied off the left lane by a Lamborghini, who then gets bullied off the left lane by an Audi RS6.

That’s Germany

Bigmouse,

You forgot about the Ford Focus bullying the Audi off of the left lane.

“Was is’n des für ein Kombi? Der macht ja voll Terror!”

miss_brainfart,
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Legendary video

Omgarm, in That's some good shit

Nice comment you left there.

goddard_guryon, in That's some good shit

Commenting so you see your post one more time

FrostyCaveman, in That's some good shit

real

Spendrill, in anyone?

Fucking Francis Dolarhyde creeping around again.

‘And your data belongs exclusively to me in perpetuity. Do you see?’

IHaveTwoCows, in We're doomed

If this shit wakes Cthulhu or any of the shaggoths imma be pissed

Hadriscus,

I know Shaggy, but who are the other Shaggoths ?

IHaveTwoCows,

They were unwitting slaves to the Elder Things until they got fed up and whipped their asses one day

HerbalGamer, in That's some good shit

good stuff

produnis, in That's some good shit
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I am in this meme

FancyLad,
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This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk

Wage_slave, in I have several questions, actually
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I only have one.

What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

lemmy_nightmare,
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Here, take my upvote

Balthazar,
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An angry upvote? xD

flambonkscious, in Why am I like this?

I loved that old clip where he goes nuts. Thanks for the reminder!

WhisperingEye,
Zerush, (edited ) in ba dum tss
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https://file.coffee/u/wXBuSA0fZkehGIDS1D3MO.jpg

To be fair, also in Europe imperial measurements are still used, for example in plumbing, where inches are used for some reasons still unknown, or in aviation, where they continue to measure, in part, in feet. In nautical matters it is a separate issue, measuring in knots and nautical miles, and has nothing to do with metric measurements either.

I_am_10_squirrels,

The ICAO has apparently recommended using the international system of units since 2010, but it hasn’t been widely adopted yet.

…wikipedia.org/…/International_Civil_Aviation_Org…

Mixel, in Never buy used air pods
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AI generated bacause even regular airpods speaker head is twisted in wrong way, isn’t it?

wabafee, (edited ) in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Both suck to be fair but Israel for me suck less. My reasoning mostly stem on their Ideology. Israel leans more to the US. Israel though recently leaning more to the extreme right, is still liberal compared to the rest of the nations in middle east. Woman has more freedom under Israel it seems. LGBT is more supported in Israel. For Hamas on the other hand has the same vibe for me with Taliban it doesn’t help that it is supported by Iran and Russia. As for Ukraine I support them since they lean more to the West (EU and the US) and they are more democratic than Russia. That’s my thought anyway.

jackmarxist,
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So you support Israel committing genocide in Palestine because they lean west. Way to go lil bro

yogthos,
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No surprise, given that genocide is the foundation of the western civilization.

absentthereaper,
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Is there a single western civilization that wasn’t built in the flesh, bones, blood, and bile of the colonized tho? Like, one.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes.

I am still trying to find it, though. Error 404 keeps turning, help 😭

Count042, (edited )

Ireland, though they are extremely supportive of Palestine.

They understand what it takes to get a boot off of your neck.

Evilsandwichman,

Weeeeeeell…I like the Irish and I think they’ve been awesome all around (the IRA and their support for Palestine), but even by their mythology they apparently did colonize their lands ages ago; something about defeating the Tuatha De Danann who themselves defeated the Fir Bolg and the Fomorians. The De Danann, Fir Bolg and Fomorians are depicted as inhuman beings but I personally think these were peoples who lived in extremely ancient Ireland who were defeated by the ancestors of modern day Irish people, but then, this would have been quite a few thousand years ago anyway and holding it against them would be silly (basically it was so long ago that it’s not even concrete whether this myth has any basis in reality and certainly no trace of those peoples, their culture and their civilizations still exist; also even if you decide to believe the myth has some basis in reality behind it, Irish culture has not been a culture of colonizers for the last several thousand years).

Vncredleader,
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That’s not really a culture of colonizers even during the height of Ancient Erin. A possible analog for a past group that very well could be a stand-in for inter proto-Irish conflicts as much as inter Gaelic ones is so tenuous at best. Most cultures have something like this, and it would be tantamount to saying there was an inherent colonial culture in the Ho-Chunk people because the Wąge-rucge man-eaters might be a cultural memory of another tribe their ancestors fought against.

There is a world of difference between human migration and conflicts arising therein and what we would identify as colonialism. Why even bring it up as such? Plus the Tuatha De Danann from even a quick search seem to be theorized to be Gaelic gods recontextualized into a post-Christianization culture. So it is literally not even from a culture of colonizers, but the reformatting of their own beliefs to a context of a cultural conversion. They seem to have come to mean “folk” or people much later and originally the term implied godliness. And then there is the PIE stuff and war between gods with humans in the middle which is foundational to a ton of places meaning it could either be remnants of a way more ancient myth shared with the Vedic and Norse etc, or a recontextualization of unique traditions subconsciously along the same lines as more eastern Europeans and Indo-European cultures. Least that’s how I view the Iliad elements in Irish myth, maybe a shared tradition or more likely later writers put characters and stories into a structure they already knew, ie the most recited myth in Europe.

We really need to be careful with history and modern terminology/conceptions. Cultures did not really remove one another necessarily, nor can we accurately talk about Bronze-Age and earlier cultures in strictly defined terms. We use names given to types of pottery we find to describe a general human presence in a large area across thousands of years. It is broad and ambiguous on purpose. Hell even more recent cases like the Germanic “colonization” of Celtic England is WAY more ambiguous than previous historians thought.

For that history and a good object lesson on how complicated human migration is to decode there is a great video by CambrianChronicles on Brythonic Britons and how they never disappeared www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FHRTpEhaAs

And that’s not to say that there was not a colonization and resistance in that case, far from it. There we have a material understanding of both cultures that can be defined even if the lines between the people of them is nonexistent in a practical sense. CambrianChronicles has several videos including one I LOVE on Arthur that drive home how originally Welsh/Briton Arthur was essentially a propaganda character for anti-imperialist movements. My point is the distinctions quickly disappear and framing there as being such a thing as “culture of colonizers” in a time when people hardly if at all identified themselves as having a culture is silly, applying it as far back as the etymological history and patchwork shifts in linguistic groups of the Bronze age is downright ahistoric. Especially with Celts, the very definition of which is hotly debated.

Another good POV is the short but wonderful history of the Bronze Age Collapse “1177: the year civilization ended” which shows some amazing research on how crises cause mass migration and why old models of how ancient Greeks came to Greece are pretty off base, with what was thought to be an invasion from the west by the Dorians might’ve been large refugee movements from Asia Minor which coincided with populations from Mycenean Greece fleeing eastward due to their problems. Heck the Sea Peoples are very possibly a phenomenon of various refugee crises and/or desperate moves by kingdoms we know for sure about trying to stay alive during what must’ve felt like an apocalypse.

ComradeChairmanKGB,
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That’s because Ireland is a colonial victim, not a colonizer.

Recant,

Emotional responses don’t lead to any solutions. Only reason will create a peaceful two state solution.

jackmarxist,
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The Victims should never bargain with the invaders. Slava Ukraini Slava Palestini.

wabafee,

Curious, Tell me why should I support the Hamas instead?

jackmarxist,
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You should not. But you should see the conditions under which Hamas has formed and how the Occupiers are at fault for this. The greater Palestinian cause is far more in the moral right than Israel has ever been.

wabafee,

Thanks appreciate the answer.

Adkml,

“I support the fascistsdoing a genocide because they’re aligned with us and do our bidding” is the kind of honesty we’re looking for from liberals on foreign policy.

Genuinely, thank you for your honesty. Can you please tell the rest of the libs to communicate like this and we wouldn’t be as mean to them.

wabafee,

To be fair that is what both sides are doing China, Russia, US, EU, India and Iran. They all support those who do their bidding. Though I have a feeling everything is fascist on your dictionary that does not align with your view.

CloutAtlas,

Counterpoint: aligning with the west/the US is bad.

wabafee,

And why is that?

ComradeChairmanKGB,
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All the genocide perhaps?

wabafee, (edited )

My reason is simple why I would align under the US, my country has mutual defense on them. The neighbouring country who is China claims major part of my country. The US offers free speech, they are willing to change no matter how slow. They may be messy but atleast they don’t prosecute their citizens for talking bad to their government. There is Women and LGBTQ rights. They got the big stick. What is your alternative?

ComradeChairmanKGB,
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My reasoning mostly stem on their Ideology. Israel leans more to the US.

Mask off lmao

BilboBargains, in I have several questions, actually
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