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gravitas_deficiency, in Which pill do you choose?

Knowledge respawn, easily. 10M is chump change compared to what you could make just diamond handing two pizzas worth of BTC in 2010

gnate, in Wrong explanations only

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

IDontHavePantsOn, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Everyone is choosing red because they think they would be rich, but would they?

Imagine having the knowledge, that you knowingly stepped back in time, and all of your memories are now not real. They won’t happen again unless you actually act exactly as you had before. No one believes anything you say because you are 6. You’re forced to go through school again at 6.

Let’s say you use your genius to progress quickly through school. Those sorts of kids become famous prodigies. You would end up on the talk show circuit with Ellen.

You would also know way more about your parents than you should at that age, and cause familial issues that would land you on Dr. Phil.

Imagine how torturous it would be to relive every moment, not being able to convince anyone of anything due to your age, unless you give up the fact that you were somehow sent back in time and know the future. Would you be able to convince your family without going insane? Would any government agency take qcute interest in your foresight? Imagine having to keep a level head while also going through puberty a second time.

How much will your presence affect the timeline? Maybe your first big move to get rich causes all subsequent moves to not exist. Maybe your parents hate you. Maybe it’s chaos theory. Maybe you end up taking a path away from opulence and become an addict due to the constant anxiety, regret and boredom. Maybe you become a nihilistic mess that drives you to a worse life than you had before.

I’d take the definite of $10M. I know what I would do with it right now. I know it would be good.

Edit: a downvote without a reply telling me how I’m wrong is really an upvote.

orcrist,

No, that’s not why people are choosing the red pill. Most people are not mere mercenaries.

JackbyDev,

I down voted for your cringey edit about down votes without telling you why your wrong being an upvote.

IDontHavePantsOn,

You do you bud. It’s all just opinions and assholes.

ibasaw,

Weird. So if I wanted to upvote I should click the down arrow?

Anything you say my friend…

IDontHavePantsOn,

💔

dingus, (edited )

I’m not really understanding why you’d need to convince anyone of anything? Why would you need to tell anyone you went back in time? All you need to do to become rich when going back in time is to memorize a winning lotto ticket or to invest in something that you know will make it big. Why do you think that you’d need to convince people you aren’t crazy or whatever you’re saying? Legitimately curious.

With going back and time, you could both become rich and change things and events from your past that you regret.

IDontHavePantsOn,

An adult stuck in a 6 year old body that somehow knows everything and is more mature than their parents and also has money to invest, that I’m sure that won’t rouse any suspicions.

MystikIncarnate,

I’d “suffer” through school again happily if I could take some opportunities that once passed me by. I was at a good age when Bitcoin hit the scene. I thought it was not very interesting and probably wouldn’t amount to much… At a time where you could get several a day with little more than the computing power of an era appropriate smartphone.

$10M now vs mining as many Bitcoin as you could back then, and then cashing out when it peaked in 2021… Just that simple change and the 10M seems like nothing.

I also made some strategic errors in my youth, dropping out of school and going to work full time at a dead end retail job, and working there for years before deciding to go and finish my education. I had saved nothing from my time working and put myself pretty deep into debt by the end of it.

By the time I graduated, I was pushing 30, I was something like six figures in debt, and I had no job prospects. I ended up working at a call center.

So yeah, I’ll suffer through grade school and high school again if it means I can do it right. I wouldn’t excel so much that I stood out… Maybe just enough to skip a grade, get started on college just a little bit sooner. Invest any money I had into Apple or something, right before the big iPhone explosion. I would still be financially set for life, knowing what I know.

violetraven, in Which pill do you choose?
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Red pill. Would save so much more in childhood trauma and that’s priceless.

Mongostein,

Totally. I’d redo childhood/teenage years and early twenties, but buy butcoin this time then sell it at the peak and retire at 30

lrnz92, (edited )

Unless the trauma also comes back in time with the memories

GaMEChld, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill. I’m young enough (37) that I’d lose far more than I’d gain if I chose Red. The knowledge I currently possess can change the world with 10 million.

Auriel,

In what way can it change the world? For you? Or do you mean for everyone? It feels like 10 Million is not enough to make changes on a global scale

GaMEChld,

Everyone. I’m writing a book to explain but I’ve come up with a problem solving framework that can solve any clearly defined problem using a combination of strategies and theories from a wide variety of different subject areas. But I’m still in the process of articulating it. Original idea is only 2 months old at this point, so I still need more time to tinker and experiment with it.

The reason 10 million would be helpful is that it would simply enable me to quit my job and focus entirely on my long term plan.

ChrisLicht,

Make a deck and pitch Valley VCs.

GaMEChld,

What’s a deck? Does that mean a presentation? I’m not really interested in selling the idea, I think it’s too important to risk just becoming another money hoarding trick for some soulless corporation to just keep for their own ends.

If anything it’s going to get published open source. It doesn’t belong to me, it belongs to everyone.

qwerty_bastard,

So start an open source project and attract the collaboration that you would have bought with the 10 million.

GaMEChld,

Yeah, I will. It still needs more preliminary work though. All I have is a rough outline that’s sufficient for me to verbally walk someone through it in 2.5 hours. Nowhere near ready for people to be able to read it and know what I’m talking about. If anything it looks like gibberish right now, or it looks like I’m a crackpot. But so far I’m comforted by the fact that everyone I’ve explained it to thinks I’m on to something. I’m happy with the progress rate though, I’m only 2 months in, and juggling a lot in life right now.

jdeath, (edited )

Let me just strap on my VC helmet and climb in my VC cannon and fire into the VC land where VCs grow on VC trees!

MacNCheezus, in Wrong explanations only
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

Angry_Maple, in Wrong explanations only
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

FatTony, in "Crony Capitalism" is Libertarian cope

Capitalism! How fun!!

StephniBefni, in No one can stop me

But why would you want to.

praise_idleness, (edited ) in I was able to learn React though

I once made a PR changing a = f(b) from a = “” if b == “” else f(b). About six months later still in pending review. I get that people have their own shit but damn.

edit) Sorry. Clarified the code.

emptiestplace,

It seems like you are implying this is an obvious optimization, regardless of context. Why do we not care what’s going on with b?

orgrinrt, (edited )

Yeah, the two aren’t equivalent and the original has more conditions than the new one, so without context this just doesn’t make sense in this example.

A is “” only when B is also “”, otherwise we return f()

In the new one we simply say that regardless of what B is, we’ll just call f(), entirely skipping the case where B == “”.

Probably this specific condition checking was moved to the inner scope of f(), but this example does not tell us (who don’t know the context) that. Or maybe the check is redundant, but that also isn’t signaled in any way.

Or then maybe I’m just oblivious to the optimization, in which case I can see why the maintainer would take their time figuring that out. It’s not anything obvious based on that alone, at least to me, and I would say I have some experience in this field.

Edit: But yeah this is basically just semantics, I’m sure they gave apt description in the PR, so the context would be explained there and none of this really matters. I just like to ruminate about little things like this for some reason. Didn’t mean to imply they didn’t do a good PR, just that this specific example was either confusing or confused.

praise_idleness,

I’ve missed the f(b) part. Edited.

MTK, in Which pill do you choose?

Red, and then just get bitcoins early on and invest in tesla, by the time i’m back at 2024 I would have way more then 10M

pyrflie,

Where is your initial stake coming from. You had money at 6. Most everyone didn’t even with foreknowledge.

Congrats you just discovered privilege.

InputZero,

Upvote because you’re not wrong.

MTK,

You are not wrong but I don’t see how this is relevant to this hypothetical post

Spaceinv8er, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

6 years old all the way. Ok yeah sure, investments, Bitcoin, be rich. However, I’d love to relive parts of my past that I would want repaired that money couldn’t exactly fix.

I’d be a better older brother to my younger brother. Hang out with him, take him to his football games, take him to movies, play video games with him. Instead of being the douchebag party guy that ignored him. We have a good relationship now, but I wish I could’ve given him better memories when he was a kid of his older brother and guided him more/better.

I’d help my Mom with her addiction that took ahold of her because she couldn’t cope with what happened in her childhood. Maybe she’d still be around today, instead of me being so self absorbed in my own stupid shit.

Avoid the bad relationships I was in, and have the knowledge to recognize when a relationship will go badly. Including the parts of myself that help make the relationship bad.

Maybe the money would help with some of these things, but I really think my attention and presence would be more impactful.

Xavienth, in Cringe

Such an inefficient use of space. We should make parking garages for them! /j

Crack0n7uesday, in Wrong explanations only

This is how we mine for the spice.

bi_tux, in Which pill do you choose?
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

I could transition before puperty

PloKoon,

The pupae phase is the worst

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