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DigitalTraveler42, in In the wake of the story about billionaire Bill Ackman

For anyone wondering how shitty this guy is:

businessinsider.com/who-is-bill-ackman-billionair…

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I feel like “billionaire investor” should be enough to know how shitty he is. Those two words speak literal volumes.

vzq,

You mean his personal labor does not create billions of surplus value? Heresy!

Fades,

Hedge funds are a cancer

unreasonabro, (edited ) in Playing an unsupported file

lmfao who has this problem, your great grandma?

tf is wrong witchoo boi

cheese_greater, (edited ) in Honey Badger

— Oscar “Honey” Wilde

Ghostalmedia, in Passions
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

hakunawazo, (edited ) in Wrong explanations only

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

NutWrench, in It's all going down the tubes but their boats keep getting bigger.
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar
AstralPath, in Why?

OP has been spamming nonsense memes for a few days now and seemingly doesn’t get the hint that the downvotes mean they should probably touch grass for a bit and re-connect with reality.

rockerface,

Looking at the comments, I could believe this is a bot generating memes. Are we getting Reddited?

Sabre363, in Why?

Lemmy Trolls as described by a Lemmy Troll

Bruncvik, in Which pill do you choose?
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

Blue pill. I’d miss my wife and kids, and even if I were transported back in time, I doubt I’d do all the required steps to get to them again.

Pacmanlives, in Passions

Work in IT

It will be fun they say

4am, in Honey Badger

Oh check it out it’s the transphobe I reported earlier with a 16 day old account

“HoNeYbAdGeR dOn’T cArE”

Fuck off back to exploding heads

GluWu, in Radically different

Yall go into public spaces?

clearedtoland, in Water, water, everywhere...

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

space_gecko,

Get a little portable bidet. They’re not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.

rockerface,

Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can’t install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)

powerofm,

They’re basically a squishy water bottle… Not ideal but might be worth a try?

Duranie,

After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just run a hose and connect one of these.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Are you saying the water supply to the tank is non standard? That’s the only piece you need to interact with. I’ve yet to see a non standard one

AtariDump,

CuloClean Portable Bidet for… www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff

Telcontar,

What is that ref at the end of the link?

Duranie,

LMAO - I haven’t seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.

StorageAware,

I believe there is/was an extension that automatically changed the tracking parameters to that. Maybe it’s that.

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Gonna need the name, dawg.

LillyPip,

My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.

Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

They are the right and norm in Japan.

suodrazah, in Water, water, everywhere...

It’s a life changing purchase.

dream_weasel,

Just wipe til the paper comes back red and you’re good.

Mongostein,
ColeSloth, in Water, water, everywhere...

TIL bidet users like staring at people who wipe.

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