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spaphy, in I was able to learn React though

If that’s happening to you that’s crazy. GitHub is way too noisy though. I get 30 notifications on that apps notification widget though for just bullshit I didn’t even know I signed up for or snyk or some other garbage.

Stache_, in Water, water, everywhere...

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

HipHoboHarold,

Don’t kink shame

MrVilliam,

What if kink shaming is my kink?

s_s,

I know an adult care nurse, she told me “everyone wipes their ass differently and they’re all convinced their way is the only way.”

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Cavity search

I’m trying to figure out what X-ray equipment can be stolen that is worth only thousands of dollars. A case of those films you bite on when they x-ray your teeth?

LemmyKnowsBest,

If something costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, it’s also accurate to say it costs “thousands of dollars.”

TheFriar,

And why, if you have photographic evidence of grand theft, you’d text the person who stole with just “this is Erica from the dentist office.”

I have a feeling this internet person is making stuff up.

pigup,

👁️👄👁️

grahamja,

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

kautau,

And to think someone might post a comment on lemmy and capitalize every word! Nobody makes stuff up on the internet. Nobody capitalizes every word in a sentence. Sheeple will believe everything these days

GBU_28,

I could see that happening in a small town “please just return our equipment”

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Try that in a small town.

lars,

Awwww. I love wholesome “Try That In A Small Town”.

Restaldt,

Nah this is real I was there

Trust me im a dentist

HawlSera,

I can collaborate this story as well, I was the hippo.

rosymind,

Yeaaah probably fake, but given that it could be easier to just get it back by asking rather than rescheduling patients, dealing with the police, and waiting for insurance to cover the expensive equipment it’s… possible that this is legit (probably not, but possible)

rmuk, in Water, water, everywhere...

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

AstralPath, in Water, water, everywhere...

“Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over.” Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.

LillyPip,

It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.

Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.

Stache_,

Do you reach down and dip the toilet paper into the water to get it wet?

AstralPath,

God no! lmao that’s almost as bad as that podcast guy that admitted he’d catch his own poop and gently drop it in the toilet so it doesn’t splash.

You can get plumbing-safe wet wipes (baby wipes, basically). They work perfectly well.

seathru,

plumbing-safe wet wipes

That’s usually a lie. But as long as it’s a rent house, it’s fine.

abir_vandergriff,

Oh yeah, definitely this. If it doesn’t break down in water, it won’t break down in the pipes.

Strawberry,

they also cause millions of dollars in damages by clogging large scale sewer lines

fossphi,

catch

What the actual fuck

TheRedSpade,

Oh, you haven’t seen it? I apologize in advance for ruining your day.

LordKitsuna,

There’s no such thing as flushable wet wipes. They might not clog your particular pipes but they do not break down in water. They can’t because then they wouldn’t be able to be wet. They contribute to massive clogs in the sewer systems that people have to go down and break up honestly it should be illegal to sell them

SnipingNinja,

It shouldn’t be illegal to sell wet wipes (I assume you meant the flushable variety), just make it illegal to flush it down

Strawberry,

it should probably be illegal to falsely advertise them as “flushable”

veroxii,

There’s no such thing as truly flushable wipes. They’re the bane of plumbers everywhere… Actually more the bane of people having to pay the plumber bill at some stage. A quick google will confirm this.

Think of it… To be flushable they need to disintegrate in water. But they’re wet wipes so they are always wet… Yet they’re not disintegrating. Wipes which disintegrate in water is just toilet paper.

fosho,

it’s kinda sad how close minded some folks are… so much so that they’ll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.

HonkTonkWoman, in Cavity search

Is the screenshot blurry?

AI_toothbrush,

To be honest i dont know what the hell happened there. The top and bottom are blurry???

brbposting,

Yes… an artistic choice, I believe.

jettrscga,

Huh. I’m not convinced text message screenshots warrant any amount of artistic license.

brbposting,

Even screenshots of fake conversations?!

Kase,

You mean to tell me this conversation is fake?? How am I supposed to believe anything I read on the internet now??

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

It’s clearly photoshopped/fake af

helpImTrappedOnline,

Perfectly clear on my end

::: spoiler Jk, that screenshot is no good :::

lseif,

jsyk the spoiler isnt formatting for me. i think you need a title after spoiler

XTornado,

Idk how it works but the spoiler thing is shit. Like there are multiple ways of making spoilers and some work on certain apps/instances and not in others… It’s shit.

Theirs works fine to me on Sync

lseif,

interesting. im on jerboa btw

don, in Wrong explanations only

How to start your car.

Churbleyimyam, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill: I would die of boredom if I had to go back to school for more than a couple of days.

OpenStars, in Cavity search
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Oh yeah… that. FR though, how about dinner?

scytale, in No context

Or you know, wash with water AND soap. I wash with a bidet and use liquid soap along with it. That’s no different than washing in the shower.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Do they make extra fancy soapy bidets?

Skyrmir,

I mean, i haven’t actually been to Japan myself, but I’ve heard some things…

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t ever seen one there, but it’s pretty likely.

Lemmygradwontallowme,
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

Extra points if you use ones of these to spray your ass, if you don’t have any good bidets, let alone bidet sprays to buy

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0669df13-95b6-470e-81de-3c3864ecca7b.png

They’re not only as effective, but also portable…

mypasswordis1234, in Water, water, everywhere...
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

I always feel like somebody’s watching me

And I have no privacy…

kosanovskiy, in Water, water, everywhere...

As someone that had a fancy bidet and returned it my main selling point was “reduce tp” during covid. It just didn’t work with its fan blowing, I still had to use tp to dry my ass afterwards ans to thr people that say, “just use a towel” like wtf then you have a shit ass stinking towel next to you in the bathroom. Especially so since I wash my towels after a use. Point is the heated swat is goated, the wet ass and weat fan dry function is no and they aren’t for me. I will scape my ass with tp will Sahara dry.

Annoyed_Crabby,

The point of bidet is to clean your butthole, not reducing tp use. Even so, wipe away water is significantly easier and less tp use than wipe away any trace of poop.

maniclucky,

Well yeah, you have to pat dry. But you still get cleaner and use way less tp (this may vary on how much fiber you have in your diet).

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

You wash your towels after a single use? Just so we’re clear, you’re supposed to wash yourself before you use the towel… they shouldn’t be that dirty… right?

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah I don’t think they fully understand the steps to using a bidet if they’re worried about towels covered in shit…

Catoblepas,

Your towel is still going to have shit germs on it, you’re just not going to see them.

naeap,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just like your toothbrush and pretty much everything else
This stuff is everywhere…

But yeah, shit stained towels aren’t the way to go. And I sometimes don’t trust how clean I think I am…

Ataraxia,

Better be using soap. That’s why I just squat and rinse in the tubtap.

kosanovskiy,

Yeah you don’t? Likenyou shower daily, so you change towels daily. I have 7 towels for 7 days and wash them on Sunday. I like knowing that I am clean ans while myself with a clean towel after a clean shower.

Thcdenton, in Water, water, everywhere...

Pff If it it’s extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5cfb2fac-35cf-4909-a6f9-ca3bf4927a59.webm

M137, in struggle
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

What is the water surface but a floor that’s just liquid?

peanuts4life, in No context
@peanuts4life@beehaw.org avatar

I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

jollyrogue,

Lemmy needs a “Vote for best of” feature.

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