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Ghyste, in struggle

Lolol everything is a meme let’s just delete all the other communities and have one garbage dump.

Kase,

How isn’t this one a meme tho?

mindbleach,

Every community without sufficient moderation becomes /r/Funny with different CSS.

kewwwi,
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CADmonkey, in Which pill do you choose?

I couldn’t imagine the stress of knowing what I know now and being sent back to when I was six years old. I’d be trapped with my parents.

I’d take the money. My wife is amazing, and we are very happy together, but a lot of things had to fall just right for us to end up together.

JeeBaiChow, in Water, water, everywhere...

Lol @people eating with the same hands they clean their assholes with.

Strawberry,

do you use your dominant hand to open doors

ExLisper,

You clean your ass with your second set of hands? Nice!

Kowowow, in MACHETE

robert evens?

seathru,

I thought it was James May.

CordanWraith,

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited )

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.
  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

nonailsleft,

You forgot one last thing

TWeaK,

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

Dr_Fetus_Jackson, in No context

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

devopspalmer,
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I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

dessalines,

Same.

LEDZeppelin, in Cavity search

That’s trump level defense - you can’t take me to court for stealing because that violates my Hippo rights

TrickDacy, in No context
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Yeah people are weird about bidets. They’re obviously a great invention

EmperorHenry, in struggle
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it’s important to teach a dog how to swim as early as possible, that way they won’t freak out if they fall out of a boat on a lake or something.

taanegl, in No context

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

Tremble, in Water, water, everywhere...

Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.

jdf038,

Not really. Bathing in the 17th century was more common than a lot of people realize. Check this link out for a historian that argues this in an article: frockflicks.com/the-gross-18th-century/

Rodeo,

“I bathe once a month, whether I need it or not.”

– Queen Victoria

The queen herself only bathed 12 times a year.

sleepmode, in No context

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

Mothra, in MACHETE
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EmpathicVagrant,

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

Jknaraa, in Water, water, everywhere...

Why would you want to watch that?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Bidet users are depraved kinksters

MystikIncarnate,

As someone with a bidet… Don’t tell them our secrets.

Limeey, in MACHETE

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

flamingo_pinyata,

It’s not paranoia if they are really after you

geogle,
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It could still be paranoia

dynamo, (edited )

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don’t go overboard, i think it’s perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i’m european so i dunno

thrawn, in No context

I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidet— using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

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