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conorab, in MACHETE

“You’re now going to get machete’d to death!”

youtu.be/yfbi5vmouXE?feature=shared

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Water, water, everywhere...
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just lick it off

MystikIncarnate,

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

SturgiesYrFase, in No context
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he’d take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I’d have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning…

dauerstaender, in MACHETE

CLLAAARRRKKKSSSOOOOOOOOOON!

wuphysics87, in Phantom of the Opera

This isn’t meant as a cynical comment. How much of this is really to help her and living women heal from suffering from sexism. Isn’t a dirge as much about the living as the dead?

TheBat, in struggle
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Duryodhana in Mayasabha:

MacNCheezus, (edited ) in MACHETE
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.

https://tenor.com/j9ymUSP65Pf.gif

kungkungblabak, in No context
@kungkungblabak@mastodon.social avatar

@dessalines lemmy.ml down?

heyfrancis,
@heyfrancis@mastodon.social avatar

It is still down

@kungkungblabak @dessalines

pinkdrunkenelephants, in No context

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

MaxHardwood,
ReakDuck,

I wondered why, till I temember that the wet wipes I bought half a year ago mentioned it had no plastics and were safe to flush I think.

I dont use wet wipes anyway but I guess when they tell you its ok then its ok, right?

SuperRecording, in No context

‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles

Grayox, (edited ) in Were back baby!
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

It may have actually been 502 error, but i already made the meme, oh well.

Zerush, in Were back baby!
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s because Monday hangover after the holidays

https://file.coffee/u/C9_W9SS3nxnLyj_Gn4wJs.jpg

jlow,

Awww, server such a cutie!

conorab,

It’s running KDE, what do you expect? 😛

7bicycles, in No context

zizek-theory

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

wowwoweowza, in Were back baby!

I guess we were all there.

Does anyone know what happened?

Zerush, in No context
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