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Mothra, in now that would be interesting.
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

So what are the women’s stats? I guess dick size needs to be something else?

synicalx1,

Juiciness?

shadowspirit,

… but not too juicy. Needs to be just right.

clay_pidgin,

It’s 2023, so maybe not!

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hope not

elfahor,

No need to be anything else

Faresh,

I guess dick size needs to be something else?

Vagina depth.

Akareth,

Tightness?

Xanthrax, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I almost got arrested there because I dropped my receipt in the Urinal, and they wouldn’t believe me. That was fun. I try not to shop there, but that really cemented it.

Buttons, in literally no clue
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I want to make a short film / animation where aliens are approaching earth, the only thing we know about the aliens is that they plan to destroy all life and replace it with their own twisted creation. A few minutes of typical story follows, heroes assemble, go to fight, etc. The heroes lose and the ending scene shows that the aliens have succeeded and replaced all the diverse life on Earth with a perfectly manicured lawn that covers the entire planet. A biological wasteland.

UnverifiedAPK,
Son_of_dad,

So is this like a whole movie with the premise of “the cage” from star trek?

CPMSP,

Commence high pitched screeching

blanketswithsmallpox,

Pretty sure one of the nearby planets to Earth in The Foundation series is like that.

An entire planet covered in sunflowers that shoot deadly ass rays against anything that comes close. Perfect homogeneity.

Guntrigger,

Please, not the ass rays!

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’m glad someone got it lol.

The pistols and stamens, the center part of the flower are where the reproductive organs are. So it’s the closest thing to an ass a plant has.

People need to be proud of their.puns again damnit!

shiveyarbles, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

“forgot”

quams69, in literally no clue

Bold to assume we own yards

salton, (edited )

You could have some potted plants that have simple flowers that polonaters like unlike the really ornate ones. A couple times a year I try to start new patches of native milk weed on random segments of land along the roadside.

MoodyRaincloud,

Your yard in your summer residence then. Jeez

eldain, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

What a stupid example. Nurses and equipment are expensive, and get repaid in patients per hour. They would rather make money with your presence in the hallways and waiting rooms, and could route you/keep you waiting to optimize for capacity and profit.

Better example would be the app controlled washing machine that tortures you into subscription with ads. Or vacuum. Or freaking light switch: I’ll turn on the light after this message from…

Polar,

As a Canadian, I agree with you, but this is probably made by an American, and they don’t get paid by patients per hour.

They nickel and dime everyone. Our ad added an extra 50 seconds to the appointment? Well now your bill went from $45,000 to $47,000.

eldain,

But if they can ask 5 patients for 47000 instead of 4, profits still go up, don’t they?

MargotRobbie, in Celebrating my release...

lemmy.world/post/858027

Funny to see other people here had the same idea as me, and what I wrote months ago coming back in meme format.

We WILL see the sunlight again.

wowwoweowza,

This is my second reply — it was you who said the touching thing— “To be a Redditor is to be cynical, to be a lemming is to be sincere.”

I spent the last month and more poking around only Mastodon because of the “follower” impression lemming has and have come up with a more palatable association for Lemmy: Let me. Let me be a part of this better internet you envision.

Anyway— thanks for replying to my humble meme in this new platform. I’m still feeling my way into it.

wowwoweowza,

Wow… I read that whole thing— up to the continued in the comments.

There was a comment in this thread about Reddit being about cynicism and the Fediverse being about authenticity (something even sweeter) and I read your mini essay and just loved it and found it whatever that sweeter word is.

What gets me about this thread are the insults from Reddit refugees who don’t understand that the only way to topple Reddit — leave it the ghost town it deserves to be — is to live this optimism and to actually be the honey we thought Reddit once was.

Everything you wrote about Reddit was spot on.

Do you remember at the beginning of the collapse they rushed a reiteration of r/ place? What a joke.

Anyway — I’m happy to join the Fediverse and Lemmy especially. I see it’s decentralized nature, and the fact we can all set up a server, as Lemme meaning: Let Me! Lemmy join. lemme participate. Lemme run an instance.

redcalcium, in Pikachu used war crimes!

They’re doing nuzlocke challenge?

spauldo, in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

Back when I was a kid you would fight over the vice-grips you used to turn the shaft where the missing channel knob was supposed to be. The vice grips doubling as a makeshift cosh was integral to the conflict.

BabyYodel, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

I absolutely HATE Walmart. I should hate them for their exploitation of workers, their shit products or any number of their shit corporation’s dealings. But the thing that drew the final blow for me was an incident dealing with their self checkout and their system of ascribing guilt for theft without any due process.

I went to a store about half an hour away from where I lived as they aren’t common near where I’m from. Bought several items including a marker board. Checked out using self checkout. Marker board was too big to fit into a bag, so I set it aside to bring with me after scanning everything. Well, as luck would have it, when I got home I realized I never brought my marker board home but I had paid for it and had the receipt to prove it. I called the store and explained the situation to the manager at customer service who assured me I could come to the store and pickup the item, no troubles.

So I drove back up to the store hour round trip. I get there and the customer service line is about 15 people deep at this point. Only one person behind the counter. After about 30 min waiting in line, I finally get up to the counter and explain my issue, showing the receipt and that I had spoken to a manager earlier and that they said to come in and it would be fine to pickup the marker board. Well, not only was it not fine, but then the woman behind the counter, after having a discussion with her security dept over the phone who “reviewed the footage” from my checkout, decided that I had actually attempted to put something into my pocket to steal something!? Incredulously, I asked her why on earth I would go through the trouble to come all this way back to the store for an item that I clearly paid for along with about $60 worth of other stuff which again, also clearly paid for, if I had stolen something!? She refused to budge and I was honestly shocked she had the audacity to accuse me of theft 100% seriously. I left that store and haven’t set foot in a Walmart since. It’s been 4 years and it’s the best consumer decision I’ve ever made.

0x2d,

the condition of their fruits and vegetables is… questionable

and the “great value” popsicles smell like toilet bowl cleaner and taste like sugar water

Ashe,

I lived with my partner and her parents for a couple of years. At some point her mom started getting more groceries from Walmart; around that time I started having badddd reactions to the food. She doesn’t get groceries from Walmart anymore.

BabyYodel,

I chortled at this one, LOL.

EvolvedTurtle,

As a Walmart employee I too hate Walmart lol Also one thing I started realizing as I’ve gotten older

Is usually shit customer service isn’t due to the people running the customer service but due to the shitty work environment they have

I recently learned that at Taco bell The person giving food is the same person who is also taking orders in the speaker outside

Ofcourse they are gonna fuck it up They are having two separate conversations at the same time all day long

BabyYodel,

Oh, absolutely. No hate to the customer service woman. I realize she was probably under pressure from the powers that be, but nevertheless, she enforced the absurd policy (understandably, girl’s gotta eat), didn’t make the experience any more palatable for me, however.

SARGEx117, in literally no clue

I have lived at my current property for nearly 7 years now, and while I cut the main area up against the house once a week, I typically let the rest grow out for a month. Never used sprays other than flea and tick for my dog’s yard, and never even pulled weeds.

Still, it’s almost all completely homogenous grass. Not sure what species, but it doesn’t grow very high. 3-5 inches. No wildflowers have encroached, no other grasses except clover, not even weeds other than dandelion. The only other thing that grows anywhere is some English ivy that’s pissing me off all over the house. Every time I pull some out and dig up the root, I find more a few days later.

Still, MUCH higher insect, pollinator, and other wildlife activity vs my previous residence. It’s been nice seeing fireflies again, even if it’s still nowhere near what it was when I was a kid.

syl,

Switch it for a proper garden.

IMALlama,

Our yard is about 3" of top soil on top of basically solid clay. When we moved in a little over a decade ago I tried taking on the dandelions, but I quickly pivoted to planting clover. Now we have tons of the stuff, fewer dandelions despite no chemicals (not that I really mind them anymore), and our yard smells fantastic in mid to late spring when all the clover is in full bloom. Tons and tons of bees, crickets, etc. We re-did a flower bed and intentionally planted swamp milk weed and red crocosmia in it. They look fantastic together and the bees absolutely love it, not to mention the butterflies.

But yeah. About English ivy. Been fighting that stuff for years…

Illegal_Prime, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

All the stories in this thread are ridiculous, not untrue, but very weird.

Product loss is a problem, and can threaten a store’s ability to operate, especially in disadvantaged communities where there aren’t many options for shopping. That said, what the fuck is everyone thinking? Why do people care about like one guy not scanning or accidentally taking one item, you’re wasting more resources dealing with it then if you just ignored it.

The actual solution? Exit gates that open when you scan your receipt, maybe combined with some system that weighs the whole order to make sure it makes sense. Completely automated, no shouting, easy to implement because the technology already exists on transit systems and many other things.

I don’t get why this is a problem, though I’ve never seen anything like this at any nearby grocery store.

jivemasta,

Ahh yes, let’s make stores into prisons.

Or how about we bring back cashier’s, pay people a living wage andaybe they won’t have to resort to stealing.

Pika,

some stores are going to that model listed first. Security gates that close when the beeper goes off and doors that are only one direction so you can’t leave/enter from the wrong side.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

What you’re talking about would likely cost around 100K per location. Multiplied by 5000 locations, that’ll run them a cool half a billion dollars. Minimum.

The real issue is Walmart (and others like them) eliminated local businesses, which replaced decent paying jobs with minimum wage jobs. Then lobbied the government to keep minimum wages down. This had the effect of depressing local economies, creating scenarios where people have to shoplift basic necessities.

So instead of having massive corporations spending insane amounts of money (or calling the police) which serves to make grocery shopping a dystopian nightmare for everyone, maybe we should consider the root cause of the problem? It seems insane the amount of resources being devoted towards maintaining economic problems.

TheDonkerZ, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@TheDonkerZ@lemmy.ca avatar

I make it a point to forget scanning half of my shit there. It’s less about self-checkout (I quite honestly don’t mind it all that much), and more about the insane cost of living now.

I refuse to spend $30 on milk, eggs, cheese, bread, and butter.

EvolvedTurtle,

Bro it’s clearly the avocado toast and coffee /s

Kusimulkku,

I mean if you’re doing it to steal then there’s no sense crying about being arrested. You took a risk and it didn’t pay off.

When it’s a genuine mistake, that’s completely different.

iByteABit, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

I love how the upvote/downvote rate is almost 1

Western hypocricy never ceases to amaze

RedditWanderer,

What if I told you stuff is always “amazing you” because you have a fundamental misunderstanding of them.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

You’d expose yourself as a victim of Dunning-Kruger.

iByteABit,

Go ask the Palestinians if US intervention has been a big misunderstanding and they’re actually looking out for them and bringing them democracy like they say

vodkasolution,

You said “western hypocracy” while I blame ignorance about history as a bigger matter here

Gay_Tomato,
@Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net avatar

You just described “western hypocrisy.”

Siegfried,

In every sense of the word, you are the only hypocrite here

Gorvin, in literally no clue

I prefer a garden full of grown weeds than a clean grass cutted one. If a weed can grow and prosper without me watering it once a day, I think they deserve the right to be there more than anything my father ever planted on his yard that would die without getting water for 3 days or too much rain water.

mrchuckles,

uhhhh most weeds provide almost zero food for pollinators. literally just as bad as grass.

Unaware7013,

Agreed, except thistle plants can go fuck themselves. I rip those out at least once a month and they keep coming back and crowding out the plants I want.

mrchuckles,

ironically one of the better weeds for pollinators

Unaware7013,

That figures... I'll be working to overseed clover next year, so that should help make up for it.

kbotc,

Are you actually growing native plants or do you just not care that you’re growing a massive amount of invasive on what we would call marginal lands?

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