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Knusper, in Never buy used air pods

The existence of subwoofer implies the existence of domwoofer… ?

rockerface,

or superwoofer

although those are not mutually exclusive

shasta, in I have several questions, actually

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

vodka,

No worries we have a solution for that www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Uncle_Bagel,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

Teotwawki,

If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

TopRamenBinLaden,

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

Gabu,

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

AlpacaChariot,

I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

horsey,

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

Uncle_Bagel,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

CaptnNMorgan,

Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
MedicPigBabySaver, in literally no clue

Weak

guyrocket, in Jabba the Slut
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yo momma so FAT her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so FAT when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food.

You momma's so NASTY, when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro.

loaExMachina,

Yo momma so FAT32 she can’t handle files bigger than 4GB.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yo momma so SCSI my hard drive is never hard

Wooshock, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

What’s up I’m a employeed, tax paying, US citizen. And I would suggest that anybody take advantage of the limited oversight over the Walmart self checkouts

These cock suckers decided that they would raise the prices on everybody under the cover of inflation. They did this knowing that it would drive people to suicide, it would drive people to be homeless, it would break part families and crush the American dream for so many people but they did it anyway.

It’s called plausible deniability… if you forget something in the self checkout, just be a nice person and say it was a mistake, and they will let you slide most of the time. Worst case scenario you have to go back in and pay. Best case scenario you get a bunch of free steak or something.

southsamurai, in I have several questions, actually
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

But could she ride me?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Chances are good.

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/71e2646e-2319-456b-a260-c560f0a4e603.png

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Death by snu snu was always my preference

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

That guys’ as well.

Enkers,

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

Assman, in Ding!
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

TootSweet,

He looks like Tom Hanks’ character in Castaway going through a too-much-eyeshadow phase.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

Alteon,

Spot on!

MBZzZzZzZz,

This looks like Mel Gibson shortly after his divorce.

SpaceCowboy, in don't know, don't care
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Apparently atheists don’t understand the concept of forgiveness.

Angry_Maple,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

What is forgiveness to you?

To a lot of people, forgiveness comes when the person who did wrong feels regret over their actions. Not regret for the consequences, but regret for the harm that their actions caused.

Tbh, if someone is hoping that just paying false lip service will guarantee then forgiveness from an all knowing being, I’ll wonder what exactly it is that they believe. An all knowing God would know whether you actually regret harming someone, or if you just regret not getting into heaven. Is there any chance you could explain that to me? I have seriously never understood why some religious people believe that they could fool an all knowing God.

If that amount of sin is forgiven easily, I would argue that many of the harmless actions that current organized reliegon is against would also be forgiven.

electric_nan, in literally no clue

I stopped cutting my grass and now I have rats :(

CantaloupeAss,

Simple, get an owl

electric_nan,

We do have foxes, but they’ve been a disappointment thus far.

Surreal,

Now we have an owl infestation

CantaloupeAss,

Simple, get a condor

ClarissaDarling,

I’m not sure where you live but if you can find some native seeds from your area, plant those! It’s the perfect time in many northern-hemisphere places for overwintering things like wildflower, clover seeds and more! Fancy lawn grasses are bogus and weak

the_third,

Rats do not live off grass. If you have them, there’s some sort of food source on your or your neighbors property.

mrchuckles,

lmao my guy rats literally eat everything

the_third,

Yeah, but they really can’t digest grass.

mrchuckles,

they eat seeds, overgrown grass develops seeds. man this thread is ridiculously misinformed lol even on RATS

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

Or, like, insects.

electric_nan,

Tons of blackberries.

Guntrigger,

They don’t live off grass but long grass is great cover for them to move freely. My lawn is pretty wild, but I have to mow directly around the house otherwise mice and all sort of insects start taking up reaidence in the house.

Mothra, in I have several questions, actually
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

tubaruco,

where does the tail come from?

tetraodon,
iMike,

Will this reach to the front hole?

tubaruco,

yeah, has to be longer

Decoy321,

It’s above the butt, silly.

Godnroc,

Tailbone

Pinklink, in I have several questions, actually

This question transcends gender and sexuality

jimmydoreisalefty, in I have several questions, actually

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

Marketsupreme, in I have several questions, actually

Yes

Bootheal0179, in I have several questions, actually
@Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

db2,

Briefly.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list

Bread,

I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.

EmptySlime,

There’s a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he’s going to shove the one guy’s head up the other guy’s ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

Sanctus, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Slava Ukraine.

Rise up Palestine.

Burn the oppressors of the world and light our way to a better future.

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