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PeriodicallyPedantic, in Never buy used air pods

I’m all about that bass, bout that bass.

JoeKis,

no treble

PeriodicallyPedantic, in or you know... just shut up

Thanks for reminding me 😑

jimmydoreisalefty, in any low hanging fruit?
Aurenkin,

Oh yeah? Prove it then!

jimmydoreisalefty,

Let me check if I can prove it with the maths!

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/bc6ed33c-403c-4f87-a145-ae30355d26df.webp

Luisp,

Can’t do math I ran out of spice

jimmydoreisalefty,

noooo!

MasterNerd, in Celebrating my release...
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Okay I get what you’re going for but this is the most circlejerky shit imaginable

wowwoweowza,

Can you contribute a meme that conveys the toxicity of corporate media and the freedom of non-corporate connection? The freedom from tracking etc? Please show me the way. Something that will get your relatives to leave Facebook maybe?

paddirn, in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

niisama6928,

It looks like the tits of the lower one is the butt cheeks of the upper one. So I guess one pair of boobs, one pair of ass and one pair of ass-boob

SnipingNinja,

So that’s the solution to the fight between those who prefer boobs and those who prefer ass.

Empricorn, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Warning: Some super-unique hot takes from edgelords here!

Proceed with caution…

boatsnhos931,

You ruined the surprise!!!

MasterNerd, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I’m surprised more hexbears haven’t jumped on this

WhyEssEff,
@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net avatar
jimmydoreisalefty, in or you know... just shut up
Sacreblew, in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of mammaries?

Godric, in Never buy used air pods

They have Hans Neiman as spokesman.

MasterNerd, in Never buy used air pods
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Man’s gonna become a chess master

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

I still can not believe that story lol

DSTGU,

That s cause it was fabricated, lol

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

I decided to fact check. As far as I can tell, the initial stories were all based off of rumour and supposition, amplified by twitter (Elon specifically). I do see stories about the fallout, including a 100M defamation lawsuit. On the balance of probabilities, my factcheck concludes that it is likely a fabricated story.

DSTGU,

I wouldnt say it was exactly like that. I was there when it was written. It was heavily pushed by a certain annoying subreddit after the initial cheating allegations because it was a funny story and shitstorming it was the funniest thing ever. Only then it has reached main chess subreddit, though that some grandmasters, through them other grandmasters and through them it reached the media. Just somewhere along the line someone missed that it was supposed to be a joke

pewnit,

I was gonna say that 🤣

hoshikarakitaridia, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Idk if this is a hot take, but imo the war in Ukraine is pretty clear city while the Palestinian and Israeli conflict his an infinite list of wrinkles and nuances.

It’s far less controversial to say the former is Russia’s fault than it is to say the latter is either Palestine’s or Israel’s fault.

sevens,
Ineocla,

Yeah mostly because isreal/ Palestine conflict is much older then russia/Ukraine so a lot of things happened. But at it’s very core they both started because of the same claim : russia claimed used to own Ukraine so they want it back. The jews used to own Palestine so they want it back. So if you support Ukraine and isreal you’re just a hypocrite

ZapBeebz_,

I mean, if you go further back than 1947/1948, didn’t the Palestinians used to own Israel? Or do we want to go even further back, to about 1200 BCE?

azertyfun,

I haven’t seen anyone here “support Israel”. Almost everyone agrees that the Israeli State is not free of guilt, far from it.

What people really disagree over is whether that alone makes Palestine right (nuanced) and whether it justifies Hamas’ actions (unhinged but unfortunately semi-common take on here).

bigFab,

Palestinian conflict is very simple: an army vs civilians. Only gonna end when all the latter are dead.

Should we ever try to sanction that army? Never! Should we try sanctioning US for killing million iraqis who had not a WMD? No! Should we sanction Nato for bombing the wealthiest african estate libya to it’s ruin? Ah wait, WE are Nato. Can’t shoot own ankle.

mindbleach,

Seems like both armies versus civilians.

There’s not many other conflicts where I can remark “two war crimes don’t make a right” damn near every time.

cyclohexane,

Hamas is a militia. They don’t have an airforce and whatever else is required to be a military.

I’d urge you to compare the casualties caused by each of the “armies”. Hamas is not even a fraction of the concern that Israel is.

Kusimulkku,

It’s so much better that it’s a militia shooting at civilians instead of military

cyclohexane,

Please do not put words in my mouth that I did not say, I will not entertain that. I am happy to respond to any arguments you make or answer any questions otherwise.

Kusimulkku,

I’m just saying it’s a pretty pointless difference in this case, silly

absentthereaper,
@absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml avatar

What nuance is there be had about this? Israel is a settler-colonial apartheid state that deserves what should’ve happened to America when those settlers were doing it. That’s like saying “the civil rights conflict has an infinite list of wrinkles and nuances”; in that it’s objectively wrong.

loomi, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Russian propo like typing detected

Ultraviolet, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Wage theft is the biggest form of theft by far. The biggest perpetrator of wage theft is, unsurprisingly, Wal-Mart. They have the audacity to call anyone else a thief?

gibmiser, in Never buy used air pods

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

Holzkohlen,

Now what?

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

imagine noticing the desk wobbling randomly throughout class.

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