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moistclump, in Catnip

So we know what their trips are like? Is there a human comparison?

jaschen, in anyone?

For real tho. What is Threads?

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Twitter but Instagram.

Elivey,

Sounds like a bad time.

windtorn,

The company formerly known as Facebook launched a Twitter competitor called Threads a couple months ago

andthenthreemore,

Launched an X formerly known as Twitter replacement

jaschen,

Thanks!! I didn’t want to search for it to give them any link juice.

gravitas_deficiency, in Why is Hummus attacking Israel? Is he stupid?

I thought I was on NCD for a second

InfiniWheel, in I have several questions, actually

Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

CodyCraftTwelve,
@CodyCraftTwelve@lemmy.world avatar

I bet it is just flesh in a similar shape to the body of other quadrupedal mammals.

paddirn, in That's some good shit

Me: “I’m giving these people fucking gold here, holy shit, I’m a modern Shakespeare.”

My comment: “👉🏻👌🏾💦💩💩🤣🤣🦄🐒”

phorq,

Translation: If you don’t point a finger when society says everything is okay, they’ll continue to ignore the flood of shit that is behind them. We laugh, but no magical unicorn is coming to save us monkeys…

Yeah, it’s a bit pessimistic for me.

junfel, in That's some good shit

.

phorq,

I see you’re not a fan of reading either…

crandlecan, in Zelensky was just clapping for Hunka because uhhhhhhhhhh

Dumb twat OP

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Really creative

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

“Wahh stop pointing out my nazI support, I want to continue feeling like a good person wahh”

Facebones, in book memes

Wait they made a Foundation show?

IDK why I’m surprised lol

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If you just accept that the book was impossible to make into a TV show it's actually pretty great. Lee Pace is astounding, the story is great, and Bear McCreary did a lot of the music. You may know Bear's beats from Battlestar Galactica.

Xia, in Run by them and filled by them

Fuck you

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Awww is the Nazi upset?

HikingVet,

You seem to be.

brain_in_a_box,

Did you really just go with “I know you are, but what am I?”

BobaFuttbucker,

Your projection is showing again.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Nazi is when you kill nazis

BobaFuttbucker,

lolwut

drew_belloc, in You have to.
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

slaps

My brain: Oh yeah!

MrSnowy,

You soiled the joke!

IWantToFuckSpez,

You’re the dirty one.

bquintb,
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

Can we clean it up a bit in here?

VikingHippie,

Idunno, I like the budding theme here

TastyWheat, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

Bene7rddso,

Same. Worst thing is I could have just gone to sleep at any point, but had to play with my phone the entire night

1847953620, in This sh*t is bananas

I would’ve bought 99 Bananas, too

SubArcticTundra, in survival optional.
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

130 km/h is a slow sound barrier

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

it’s not a limit

ursakhiin,

From Texas. I’m actually kinda surprised to hear how slow people are driving there. Our perspective is largely that the Autobahn is generally people driving closer to 160km/h.

We have roads here that are limited to 136km/h. So it’s kinda surprising to find out that most Autobahn drivers aren’t breaking that speed.

Flumsy,

You just drive at how fast feels safe to you. On an empty Autobahn (or on workdays where traffic is usually faster because people driving at that time are more experienced) they do go 150-200 km/h. (90mph - 125mph) But not in the middle lane on a Sunday afternoon…

I personally feel comfortable up until about 150km/h

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve heard that Texas has some of the highest speed limits in the US as well don’t you?

ursakhiin,

Our max is 85mph (~136kmph) in some areas. I think that’s the highest in the US.

Setarkus,

Well, it’s the suggested sound barrier

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

You might have problems claiming accident incurance if you break it but must people go above it anyway

Setarkus,

Apparently so because they’ll definitely make good use of the time they gain by doing so. Definitely won’t just end up wasteing it later on or before

Jimmycrackcrack, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

Yeh totally works, I mean, I’m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I’m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn’t quite make total sense. But technically, I’m awake and I’m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

KpntAutismus,

most coherent coffe drinker: ^

HamBrick,

I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Hey. It’s me. I’m in this comment.

pimeys,

Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to “think about things” at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

XbSuper, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

I just assume anyone who does this isn’t responsible.

SuperJetShoes,

I do this and you are completely correct.

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