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DrQuint, in Reddit be like

You mean Twitter right? Reddit is still plenty open.

TWeaK,

Old reddit is still open, new reddit and the mobile site have been locked down for a while now.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

Give them a couple weeks

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

Please don’t give them any ideas. It’s bad enough already.

radioactiveradio,

But first a word from our sponsors! Durex!

astraeus,
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I just got three bills in the mail over the course of a month for a single procedure. They haven’t said they’re done billing me yet, so I can’t assume the bill storm is over

Johanno,

What a wolrd where free health care isn’t gobally available. We should help those third wolrd countries.

Guydht, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Dude have you seen what Hamas did yesterday? Kidnapping children, women, elders. Even burnt houses to get families out of their homes to kidnap them. No matter how sympathetic you are towards palestinians, no one with a right conscious can support them.

jackmarxist,
@jackmarxist@lemmy.ml avatar

Israel has been doing this shit for decades. It’s just blowback of unending oppression by Israel. People in Palestine can either wait and get genocided or fight back.

CommanderM2192,

Oh, so Israel has kidnapped German tourists in Gaza, raped them, murdered them, paraded their naked corpses through Tel Aviv, and spat on them?

JokeDeity,

Uh, almost certainly they have done that or something akin to it, I wouldn’t defend either side, they’ve both done countless atrocities to one another and people from outside.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

No, they just do this to Palestinian civilians, but since they don’t have blue eyes and blond hair racists such as yourself don’t consider them to be people.

Madison420,

Lol yup Israel has been taking down buildings for years taking people’s life, history and financial gain and turn it to rubble because someone in the building may have helped hamas. No trial, no questioning, just a small bomb going off on your roof too warn you to run the fuck away before you die in a collapsed building.

GBU_28,

But Ukraine hasn’t done any of this type of stuff so the equivalence falls apart.

For the record: israel bad.

comrade_coyotl,
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I mean they bombed the shit out of the Donbass for almost a decade before the war broke out, so yeah they were doing it too.

Lucidlethargy,

I’m confused… Are the only choices hamas or Israel? Is that how people really see things?

I fucking hate this world sometimes.

Gradually_Adjusting, in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I like the ones about soil

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Thanks, dude.

I’m sharing a bunch of the normal memes that I find elsewhere, right now

There are a lot less soil memes out there. I can make some, but they take a bit of time (which I’m always short on) to do so

Buttons, in Facts dont care about your feelings.
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

True democracy would be filling at least one branch of government with randomly selected citizens. Career politicians are psychopaths and don’t represent us.

son_named_bort,

So jury duty on steroids?

jecxjo,
@jecxjo@midwest.social avatar

More like reasonable term limits.

Two terms for each position seems reasonable so you can be asked to continue or asked to leave. This allows you to run on a policy, implement it and then fix it or things that need to be tweaked and then get out.

ILikeBoobies,

Also means you have less time to cash in so you’re forced to sell policy to the highest bidder and never enact changes that you actually want

jecxjo,
@jecxjo@midwest.social avatar

Think that issue gets resolved quickly as no one really has the power in tenure anymore. If everyone only has a few years a cycle or two of stalemates will eventually lead to both sides having to work together or try and win the entire house.

wieson,

This leads to another problem. Everyone will make policy to suck up to industry in order to secure a job after their term limits.

It’s already a problem of politicians swapping in and out of politics and into industry. Today they “represent the people against car manufacturers”, tomorrow they are a car industry lobbyist.

usualsuspect191,
Xel,
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It’s funny and sad at the same time that career politicians are allowed to exist because they tend to be the ones voting for their own restrictions and benefits.

Term restrictions? Fuck that

Increase our own salary even though we haven’t passed any new laws actually helping society? Let’s goo

Apollo2323, in Hmmmm

Very interesting!

Denvil, in Let them eat cake?

Whats the difference between these two, is food security secure access to any food, while nutritional security is access to the food necessary to meet all nutritional needs?

GMkOz2MkLbs2MkPain,

That seems to be the joke but the phrase as defined by the 1996 World Food Summit accounts for nutrition.

https://www.fao.org/3/al936e/al936e00.pdf

https://www.worldbank.org/en/topic/agriculture/brief/food-security-update/what-is-food-security

LemmysMum,

Yep, which is why the US still has 11.2% annual food insecurity despite having the greatest food accessibility in the world.

These are victims of capitalism.

Track_Shovel,
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Don’t worry, in 2015, FAO also stated we had 60 years of agriculture left, due to soil degradation.

By that math we are on year 52

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50

49

48…

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Did they mean “agriculture at a global industrial scale” or “generally all agriculture”?

Is this why all the soil memes?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Generally all ag

And yes, that’s part of it.

The other part of it is that I’m a soil scientist. Well was. Now I do something a bit diffent, and sit behind a desk (which is good)

LemmysMum,
Nioxic,

Exactly

Just giving people bread, wont provide all needed nutrients.

bigboismith, in Deal or no deal?

*Munch

SineNomineAnonymous, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

The people who have spent time telling is that Ukraine is fighting for its nation against an invader and how its good are having a real hard time reconciling with reality as evidenced by the amount of down votes.

If anything, this Hamas operation revealed you fucks’ true faces. It was never about “liberty of the people” “self governance” or “respect of territorial integrity”. It’s just that you’re bloodthirsty monsters desperate to have a side to pick and finding excuses for why you always align with the largest imperial power in the world.

Ravi, in survival optional.

We don’t have enough signs to make a speed limit happen - Volker Wissing, German minster of transit (Sadly not a joke: source)

MonkderZweite,

Then, uh, get more?

Ravi,

Or just say: limit is 130 km/h and remove every sign saying 130 and higher. But that would all be too easy.

Inktvip,

Was gonna say, before the Dutch did that stunt with time dependent speed limits the ‘unlimited’ sign just meant 130kph. At the border would be a sign explaining this and that’s that.

Ravi,

The FDP target group are above average people that enjoy fast expensive cars and that’s exactly what there politics are about. They are pretty much the only party pushing Porsches e-fuels in whole europe and keeping all incentives for the car lobby up and running.

netchami,

That’s the dumbest excuse I’ve ever heard.

Kbin_space_program, in literally no clue

Not just the bees, all bugs in North America have seen a 75% die off in the last 20 years.

Big shocker that songbirds, which eat those bugs, have also seen a massive die off.

Despite those deniers that still blame housecats, the true culprit is almost certainly pollution and pesticides.

LordKitsuna,

I’d say and cars just think about how many bug splatters you see on an average decent trip on the highway now multiply that by the millions of cars on the road daily. It’s not the root cause but it certainly didn’t help

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My car used to look terrible after a drive to the local wilderness area, now I’ll be lucky to see one smack my window per trip.

Kbin_space_program,

Oh certainly can't help. But we know that the pesticides and herbicides have carryon effects to unintended species. Ones that the parent companies that invented them didn't report on because they don't kill those species. Ones that don't necessarily kill them, but lead to things like the white nose fungus running amock in bats, or lead to Colony Collapse Disorder or other infections in bee colonies.

kbotc,

Why would white nose fungus and pesticides be linked in the slightest? The issue with that is tourists who don’t want to admit they’ve been driving from national park to national park visiting each cave along the way without sanitizing anything. Same reason Zebra Mussels are spreading so rapidly. Just like people blaming 5G for COVID: It’s easier to externalize blame rather that come to terms with the, frankly, minuscule amount of spores that are needed to destroy the entire roosting colony.

crispy_kilt,

Same in Europe

cobra89,

Despite those deniers that still blame housecats

Both things can be true. They aren’t mutually exclusive.

Also we have less pollution and pesticide use than we did in the 60s and 70s. Why is it just becoming a problem now?

DrCatface,
@DrCatface@lemmy.ml avatar

less pollution? that cannot possibly be true. according to dr google 1970s world population was 3.7b, now we’re more than double that

Redscare867,

I’m the US, the EPA was created in the 1970’s. We definitely have less pollution (of certain types) today than we did in the past. Some notable examples of how disgustingly polluted American skies and waterways were in the past:

The skies of Pittsburgh, PA

the Cuyahoga River fire

Coal Production has also been declining

And then of course less visible examples like the Montreal Protocol stopping corporations from depleting the ozone layer.

My point is in terms of greenhouse gas production we are much higher than in the 60’s and 70’s, but we have massively improved in a lot of areas. Of course there is still room to improve.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

To put that in perspective, let’s say I drink water contaminated with chemicals for decades. Then, “suddenly”, me and half the people i know are sick with cancer and various side effects decades later…

That’s how environmental toxins work. They accumulate throughout the water cycle and through the food web, and if its less than acute (short term) in effect it statistically hurts a population, such as lowering reproduction or creating birth defects that lower the fitness. Then, once concentrations pass LD thresholds (lethal dose, meaning LD50 will kill half of the individuals of a species on average, LD10 would kill 1 in 10) you start getting mass die offs

Every water table, all of the soil, every living being is riddled with non-naturally occurring substances. Even though we released more damaging toxins in the 80s, the rate of pollution doesn’t matter - the concentration in various parts of the ecosystem is what matters, and that’s a slow process

Turun,

I bet that while we have less general pollution and less dumping trash in the environment kinda things, we have developed much more potent insecticides. And if those insecticides do not degrade within a few weeks they will accumulate in the earth and the water.

Edit: Wikipedia about one type of modern pesticides: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neonicotinoid

bentropy,

Yeah, pretty sure your lawn has almost nothing to do with insects vanishing. It’s much more likely the insane amounts of highly potent pesticides we put directly into our food chain. Those pesticides obviously aren’t classified as pollution so we aren’t polluting, we’re killing the environment on purpose.

Btw. The development and use of neonicotines corelate quiet nicely with the drop in the insects population.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

House cats are making it worse too

Both things are true

MoodyRaincloud,

Housecats were actually keeping the bird population healthy for decades by eliminating the weak. Of course now that habitat destruction and toxins made entire populations weak it is a problem.

But removing housecats to solve it is akin to drinking out of paper straws to solve plastic pollution. It helps, but it doesn’t do anything substantial.

kbotc,

Why would you say that? Hawks and owls were the “natural” predator of North American song birds and I’ve seen plenty of raptors in my large US city. Not like bobcats are suffering population-wise in urban areas.

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Outside cat / feral cats have had massive negative impacts on bird and small mammal populations. Particularly in areas where they fill an ecological niche that the wildlife hasn’t adapted to due to none of the local fauna being in that niche. Hawaii and Australia in particular have this problem.

MoodyRaincloud,

Those are indeed special situations where cats are basically an invasive species.

Here in Europe the correlation between cats and bird population is not so strong. While destruction of habitat and the crash in insect numbers are the big culprits.

TheSlad,

Im gonna dig a pit in my backyard and make a pond. Its gonna be a lot of work but it will all be worth it when i sit out on my patio in the morning sipping coffee to the sound croaking frogs, buzzing bugs, and chirping birds.

Scubus,

You will want to be careful doing that. It needs to be big enough to have differential temperature so the water moves, therefore aerating it. Without air in the water nothing but mosquitos can live or breed in it. Also, depending on the soil and whether you are above the water line, you may not be able to keep enough water in it between rainfalls.

I’m sure you can look up how to do one properly, I just want to to be aware it’s not as simple as dig a hole and fill it with water, because that will do more damage than good.

TheSlad,

Of course I’ve been doing a lot of research dont worry. And also I’ll be using a pond liner

mrchuckles,

“it’s your neighbors fault for having a lawn!”

meanwhile monsanto……

Haus, in Why is Hummus attacking Israel? Is he stupid?
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

It's a fal-awful situation.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Yumm-ugh

electric_nan, in literally no clue

I stopped cutting my grass and now I have rats :(

CantaloupeAss,

Simple, get an owl

electric_nan,

We do have foxes, but they’ve been a disappointment thus far.

Surreal,

Now we have an owl infestation

CantaloupeAss,

Simple, get a condor

ClarissaDarling,

I’m not sure where you live but if you can find some native seeds from your area, plant those! It’s the perfect time in many northern-hemisphere places for overwintering things like wildflower, clover seeds and more! Fancy lawn grasses are bogus and weak

the_third,

Rats do not live off grass. If you have them, there’s some sort of food source on your or your neighbors property.

mrchuckles,

lmao my guy rats literally eat everything

the_third,

Yeah, but they really can’t digest grass.

mrchuckles,

they eat seeds, overgrown grass develops seeds. man this thread is ridiculously misinformed lol even on RATS

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

Or, like, insects.

electric_nan,

Tons of blackberries.

Guntrigger,

They don’t live off grass but long grass is great cover for them to move freely. My lawn is pretty wild, but I have to mow directly around the house otherwise mice and all sort of insects start taking up reaidence in the house.

eldain, in Reddit be like

Time for a 10 minute mail and 123456 as a password. Take that bullshit website!

Marduk73, in This sh*t is bananas
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I would pay to see the one buying this wearing a gorilla costume.

mattreb,
Marduk73,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Remi! That guy is funny.

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