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ThirdWorldOrder, in You kids would not remember.

In 1995 Steve Martin was 50, so it’s not too far off the mark

Kiosade,

Dude no way, if he was 50 back then he’d be almost eigh— (checks wikipedia) — oh… oh no :(

dingus, in Am I being detaineded?
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Gork,

I think the phone number in the song is better written in cadence to the music

0118 999 88199 9119 725… 3

OptimsticDolphin,

The only phone number I have memorised…

Cysioland,
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Ah yes, quoting the transphobic show written by the renowned transphobe Graham Linehan

solivine, in Light Roast
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This isn’t funny

Track_Shovel, (edited )
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They can’t all be hits

ElectricTrombone,
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I legit laughed out loud

Ghyste, (edited )

But it is a meme, for which I’ll give credit.

stebo02,
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yes it is funny because tits haha rofl lmao don’t you get it

sincle354, in Why is Hummus attacking Israel? Is he stupid?

You see, Hummus was having an existential episode about Solipsism and sought to take it out on the nearest thing that claimed its own existence. Isreal was just the nearest such thing.

That, and someone was playing This Land Is Mine WAY too loud last night, and Hummus is cranky.

7bicycles, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)

The nestlé boycott has always struck me as mostly hollow. I mean sure, it’s not a bad thing to do, but it seems for the majority of people it starts and ends there. Like yup, that’s the one bad company

tallwookie, in Why is Hummus attacking Israel? Is he stupid?

yes?

Parastie, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
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I’ll have you know that I’m at work now and I have no idea how much sleep I got.

ininewcrow, in those poor little fellas...
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The tornado is about to destroy the politicians and rich people’s homes … but dissipates at the last moment.

Politicians and rich people for the 200th time … Huh, wow … that was close … sips drink and goes back in their house

hopelessbyanxiety,
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no successful revolution ever happened on the first attempt. Though in western europe we got 200 years of failure wtf is wrong with us.

MinekPo1, in Boomers be like
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what do toy hwan I seen perfectly well without them.

Facelikeapotato,
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Apparently, not so much!

MinekPo1,
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I was honestly surprised how far muscle memory carried me there. for context, without glasses I need to put my phone a few centimeters from my face to read anything. I’m close sighted.

gvasco, in just a b....

Yeah, and they’re probably the first to accuse you of weaponizing your neurodivergence or depression/burnout.

Nacktmull, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager
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Makes perfect sense. Obviously god is a scientist who created Eve by cloning from cells that he took from Adam’s rib, right?

ColonelSanders, in those poor little fellas...

Potentially unpopular opinion: This analogy implies that the impoverished are a threat to politicians and rich people, yet sadly I feel like today’s society will/would never fight back. We have a major apathy problem among younger millennials and younger gens I’ve noticed.

Haui,
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It is a education problem imo. Keeping masses in check is very easy if they lack critical thinking and have a tv in every room.

WeirdGoesPro,
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It doesn’t matter if the opinion is popular or not, because it is simply untrue.

“According to the Census Bureau, voter turnout in the off-year 2018 election was the highest in four decades. Driving that record engagement in part was a near-doubling in participation from voters aged 18-29. Voting among this cohort increased by 79 percent, with younger voters responsible for 36 percent of votes cast (up from 20 percent in the previous election).”

americanactionforum.org/…/the-politically-active-…

“Members of Gen Z are more racially and ethnically diverse than any previous generation, and they are on track to be the most well-educated generation yet.”

pewresearch.org/…/on-the-cusp-of-adulthood-and-fa…

“ Millennials are more racially diverse, more tuned in to the power of networks and systems and more socially progressive than either Gen X or baby boomers on nearly every available metric. They tend to favor government-run health care, student debt relief, marijuana legalization and criminal-justice reform, and they demand urgent government action on climate change.”

time.com/…/millennials-change-american-politics/

umbrella, in love what you learn
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the trick is actually wanting to learn

HubertManne,
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the subject matter.

XEAL,

Motivation

runjun,

Yes but more importantly reward. If you spend time dig into a game system, you will be rewarded by the system. Whereas life, you can do everything right and still lose.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

You forgot to be born rich and beautiful. That’s the thing you did wrong.

Haui,
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The world has a justice problem. Imo we are not vigilant enough to weed out injustice when it happens. Justice is what also rewards you for doing good. Do good in a job, get promotion. Do bad, get demotion or get fired. Even in school most teachers have their darlings and don’t care about those struggling. At least the schools I‘ve seen so far.

Games promote very good reward systems that we fail to use as grownups for things that actually matter instead of raking in money for investors.

Haui, in love what you learn
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TIL that this could be related to monotropism. Here’s a video explaining it youtu.be/3mBbOOzhoGQ?si=Iu0J_yY3eZfCtTFM

dragnucs, (edited ) in Ding!

To me he looks like Rob Zombie as I don’t know who Jason is.

Edit: fixed typos.

Tikiporch,

If you’re going to put it out in the world, maybe do a quick look to see if it makes sense.

dragnucs,

I am sorry, I fixed some typos. Does it make better sense now?

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