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scottywh, in home is where you know how to adjust the shower....

Melty melty bones please

linux2647,

Moopsy!

VikingHippie,

I was in a doom metal band call Melty Melty Bones. We had to call it quits because it turned out that our music rumbled at a frequency that caused osteoporosis.

GlitchyDigiBun,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Is this a joke or the craziest thing I’ve never heard. Is that like the brown note or something?

VikingHippie,

Just a joke on the name fitting the music but yeah, that WOULD be fucking crazy! 😄

Fluffy56, in We're doomed

Embrace the Antarctic flower blooming!

trailing9, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

But can you also stand up when you want? Who’s your daddy now?

JokeDeity, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

IMO everyone should leave everyone else the fuck alone and stop trying to be modern empires, but come on man, these are VERY different situations.

TheBeege, (edited )

(Edit: what I’m about to say is a good bit wrong, but I’m not going to try and hide my mistakes. This article has a more complete history: independent.co.uk/…/why-israel-and-palestine-conf…)

I don’t support the violence at all, but this isn’t a (direct) result of imperialism.

After WW2, the Allies were like, “what do we do with all these Jews? We don’t want them in our countries.” Then they thought, “why not Jerusalem?” But a bunch of Arabs were living there, but the Allies really didn’t want more Jews, so they just dumped them all in modern Israel, told the Arabs this is Jews’ land now, and recognized Israel as a state. Palestine has a right to be pissed. So this isn’t so much an imperialism problem as much as a racism problem.

But still, Hamas are evil fuckers that take shit too far. Israel definitely is not the good guy and is not helping the situation at all, but this kind of escalation just makes shit worse for everyone.

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

“why not Jerusalem?”

That wasn’t the allies, zionism predates the holocaust by decades, it’s the literal promised land from their stupid fucking religion.

ivanafterall, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Coffee isn't nearly enough to overcome a poor sleep schedule. That's why I'm an espresso guy.

KingThrillgore, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d keep my hand up

robot_dog_with_gun,

you should read about donbas from 2014-2021

Sotuanduso, in Let them eat cake?

If it were legitimate, “let them eat cake” could be interpreted as a sensible plan. The peasants have no bread? We have cake. Let them have some.

Ddhuud,

In the original phrase, the word used was not “cake”, it was “brioche”, which is a kind of French toast. And the thing is you still need bread to make brioche.

The phrase often but wrongly attributed to Marie Antoinette, alludes to the ignorance of everyday matters from the ruling class that are too rich to even know how to tie their own shoes.

plushie_neko, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

You can go to bed whenever you want, but your body don’t thinks so.

ThereRisesARedStar, (edited ) in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Reminder that the OUN, which helped do the holocaust, used the phrase “Slava Ukraini” as their motto

FancyLad, in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar
MooseBoys, in Never buy used air pods

Hans Zimmer intensifies

MonkderZweite, in I have several questions, actually

I’ve seen this here in the male version a few days ago?

Franzia,

Yo link?

MonkderZweite,

Don’t know where, sorry.

lefaucet,

I’m sure someone knows… this is where Lemmy is truly put to the test against red it

incendiaryperihelion, in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"

good ol burt

glnpf148, in I have several questions, actually

Human centaurpede

SnowBunting,

Oh god … now I can’t unseen that. Thanks. Scared forever.

IHaveTwoCows, in We're doomed

If this shit wakes Cthulhu or any of the shaggoths imma be pissed

Hadriscus,

I know Shaggy, but who are the other Shaggoths ?

IHaveTwoCows,

They were unwitting slaves to the Elder Things until they got fed up and whipped their asses one day

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