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Jac0b, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

This is mainly due to modern day web bloat and lazy inefficient coding

Default_Defect, in This sh*t is bananas
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

This picture always makes me laugh, but because the dude looks almost exactly like a guy I went to high school with that ended up working at walmart for a while.

The layout of the store in the picture is wrong enough for me to know it isn’t him, but its wild anyway.

rob64, in like any other celebrity

Well in that case I’ll have a rum and Coca-Cola.

SocialMediaRefugee, in Boomers be like

Not sure what this has to do with boomers. I’ve heard people of all ages grumble about having to wear glasses.

NewAgeOldPerson,

Me, not Boomer, reading this without my glasses right now…

Cue shifty eye fox thing meme

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

Xer and glasses never bothered me that much but I did dream of not needing them. Waking up and being able to see clearly when I open my eyes. Well anyway I got nearsided as well and ugh do I ever hate progressive lenses and I still end up taking off my glasses for looking at things close.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Fellow Xer here. My optometrist fitted me for my first pair of glasses for reading and said “welcome to your 40s”. I keep a cheap pair in every room and the nice prescription ones in my home/work offices.

Gingerlegs, in Today and the rest of my LIFE!!!

I’ve come to enjoy it. I dunno what that say about me though…

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

I was gunna say. I wake up every morning thrilled i dont have to deal with another person until at least work.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

me too, and I think it says we are healthy people.that don’t need other to be happy.

bleistift2, in Today and the rest of my LIFE!!!

alone ≠ lonely

stonedemoman,

Definitely, the most loneliness I’ve ever felt was apart of a group whose dynamic did not fit me.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yes! the best thing about my life is choosing when I want to interact with people. I love doing so many things and have lots of hobbies, so I’m really happy when I’m alone. I also don’t have social media apps in my.phone (just Boost for lemmy!!S2) which is an amazing thing for your mental health.

Also I have a dog and 2 cats. Fuck people they are a lot better

Mothra, in I have several questions, actually
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

tubaruco,

where does the tail come from?

tetraodon,
iMike,

Will this reach to the front hole?

tubaruco,

yeah, has to be longer

Decoy321,

It’s above the butt, silly.

Godnroc,

Tailbone

queermunist, in like any other celebrity
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

To be fair his dad abandoned him with his mother and then set him up to die for basically no reason. Kinda an asshole.

EherVielleicht,

Not even an ‘hang in there buddy’.

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Nailed it

0ops,

The comment should be pinned to this post

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

It was a great execution, but I have to wash my hands of any participation in a pun thread.

0ops,

I’ll wash your feet

Twelve20two,

Dad turned his phone off for an afternoon after he got woken up by an essay length text message sent in the middle of the night before

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

You mean he abandoned himself, or is it themselves?

terminhell, in like any other celebrity

It’s worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but ‘how do ya do fellow plebs?’. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.

Twelve20two,

Also: ghost

neptune, in haha, im in danger

Hello

tdawg,

Beetlejuice

gullible, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

At what point does an life form become a pet? Can a particularly mobile carnivorous plant be a pet? If you refuse to take down a spider web and shoo flies toward it, does the spider become a pet? If you release ladybugs in your apartment to cull aphids, are they pets? If you briefly tend a goat to sacrifice it to Morlak, lord of dreams, to steal everything but your landlord’s nightmares, is the goat a pet?

douz0a0bouz,

I’ll admit, you had me in the first half

gullible,

Well, it’s equal parts joke and legitimate question. I find social lines, like friend and acquaintance, similarly blurred. “Pet” is so vague.

LastYearsPumpkin, in Different flag, same ideology

Fucking defederate lemmygrad already.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

If you don’t like it then you can go back to your Fox News where you agree with everything in the echo chamber

AlligatorBlizzard, in This sh*t is bananas

sigh

4011 4011 4011 4011 4011 …

I’ve worked retail too long.

tdawg, in love what you learn

Dopamine is crazy like that

Two2Tango, in I have a snacking problem

Me when I smoke weed - the thought barely crosses my mind, I just end up in the pantry. Wake up the next day like “what happened, what’s with all this garbage?”

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