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ColeSloth, in I was around during the stone age of the internet

Oh man. In 1997 a sweet looking car Called a Plymouth Prowler came out and little tween me made my aim name, email, and eventually ebay name Prowler1234 (numbers changed).

I never thought about how totally sketch it was to be on aim and in forums with the screen name Prowler. Lol

It’s still my ebay account name.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I remember when those came out! They were so cool because they looked like a car from a video game lol

Resistentialism,

Well, at least you didn’t really like the Adidas Predator’s.

Num10ck, in Ding!

more like Donald Trump’s inner child.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I wish trump was microwaved as a baby

n00b001,

Maybe he was…

Num10ck,

microwave ovens weren’t around yet when he was a baby. i wish he was nurtured and raised.

TWeaK, in survival optional.

If we get high enough the sound barrier will be at highway speeds.

Bene7rddso,

True, but if you’re high you shoukdn’t drive

TheAnonymouseJoker, in Reddit be like
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Old Reddit Redirect, young padawans.

solidsnake2085, in Why is Hummus attacking Israel? Is he stupid?
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

I guess Bruno didn’t make peace between them.

AI_toothbrush, in Reddit be like

For twitter nitter is really usefull

dansity, in Reddit be like

Even worse if you take your time, register with 10min mail and the content is not what you are looking for

Discombobulated_Back, in Sometimes it just happens

When i go out i dont end up with a nose full of coke but if you like it than go for it.

Harlan_Cloverseed, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
@Harlan_Cloverseed@kbin.social avatar

Joke’s on you - 2010 is still a decade away!

bufordt,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

And tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

blindbunny, in A new alternative to the "bro explaining" meme

Eh nothing captures the toxic masculinity quite like holding a woman’s neck to mansplain something to her.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I feel like the guy standing over the girl at a party with his hand on the wall above her head - to show “ownership” - is even more representative of the species.

Archlinuxforever,
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

What “species”

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Masculinus Toxicitus

austinfloyd,

Oh that’s definitely true. I was just surprised to see something similar (especially the avoiding eye contact) in the animal kingdom.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m not defending this dude at all but some people just like it. My girlfriend has explicitly told me that she likes when I grab,/squeeze her neck. I’m also not a mansplaning douch though.

stephen01king,

Does she make that uncomfortable face when you grab her neck in public?

peopleproblems,

Yeah, my ex liked it too, but she explained that it was like an easy massage she could get me to give her in public.

NotSpez, in This sh*t is bananas

It looks like… OP went bananas

TankieTanuki, in Reddit be like

instagram 😠

jerome, in Why is Hummus attacking Israel? Is he stupid?
@jerome@lemmy.world avatar

Well, Russia and Iran got Hummus to attack Israel, which helps distract from the Ukraine War.

Mic_Check_One_Two, in Zelensky was just clapping for Hunka because uhhhhhhhhhh

lemmygrad.ml

Yeah, just a tankie posting tankie things. Go back to your communist-apologist hole and leave the rest of us alone.

I wonder if they’ll accuse me of only watching Fox News because I called them a tankie?

underKap,

or you can just ignore it, alot easier btw

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Haha, oh man, do you know where you are?

brain_in_a_box,

Tankie things like “nazis are bad” and “don’t celebrate Waffen S.S. veterans.”

(I’m not be sarcastic by the way, we are absolute at a point where those are considered tankie.)

SovietyWoomy,

Calling someone a tankie is not some sort of magic instant win button. All it accomplishes is revealing that you’re as politically illiterate as someone who tries to find that instant win button in the word “woke”

SirDankbud, in So unfair

You can actually have more fun with sturgeon than the Germans!Sturgeon still live naturally throughout North America but are extinct in Germany. They only get to experience the glory of these dinosaur fish through pictures, we have them in our rivers and lakes. They’re one of our most interesting freshwater species as well, check em out if you enjoy learning about nature!

agressivelyPassive,

Actually, there are sturgeons again in Germany!

SirDankbud,

There are some baby sturgeons that Germany hopes will result in a stable population. However it will be decades before anyone can tell if that was successful. That isn’t at all comparable to the Americas where somewhat stable populations have persisted. We’re talking about creatures that live longer than humans and reach sexual maturity later. There is a very real chance that predators and invasive species will prevent or otherwise complicate any reintroduction efforts.

To say there are wild sturgeon in Germany when there hasn’t been a known wild birth since 1964 and the few they have in their waterways were all captive bred releases from caviar farms is disingenuous.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Saw one jump out of the Kennebec river, couldn’t figure out wtf I saw until I asked somebody

state_electrician,

Stör nicht unsere Maimais.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Ich dachte wir stör’n unsere maimais selbst.

UnverifiedAPK,

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Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I love how in those memes Dr Han is universally drawn as an absolute chad

Darukhnarn,

You are aware that they were reintroduced?

SirDankbud,

My initial google-fu did not indicate as much and your comment made me research as to why. These animals take decades to reach sexual maturity and the last time a wild sturgeon was known to have reproduced in Germany was in 1964. So while they have been reintroduced, no one can say for sure yet if that reintroduction has been successful.

Darukhnarn, (edited )

The WWF indicates a return in France and Germany since 2020 of adults looking to reproduce.

Nacktmull,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

adults looking to reproduce

Absolut relatierbar!

Mr_Blott,

We’re not talking about Nicola Sturgeon are we? She gets about in that caravan

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