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backhdlp, in "The "fediverse" is the future of social media"
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Man, I love the Fediverse. (only Lemmy)

ShaunaTheDead, in don't know, don't care
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Unfortunately this doesn't really faze Christians at all because many of them believe that God is the source of all that is good, and so by default anyone who worships God is also good by default, and of course this logic follows that anyone that doesn't worship God is evil by default.

Also, barring that, just because Satan punishes bad people doesn't make him good. He punishes bad people because he's jealous of God's love for Humans, and he hates them for it. He's more of an antihero I guess if you really wanted to paint him in a somewhat good light.

soumerd_retardataire,

anyone who worships God is also good by default, and of course this logic follows that anyone that doesn’t worship God is evil by default.

If that was the case they wouldn’t put an emphasis on hypocrites.

Gabu,

Except that’s a horrible distortion of Satan’s real role in Abrahamic religion - he was once understood as YHWH’s most loyal angel, willing to inflict eternal torture against his will for the sake of cleansing sin or whatever the fuck his torture was supposed to achieve. If the Christian god stopped being a massive piece of shit and went “yo, I don’t think all this torture stuff is actually helpful”, Satan would immediately stop his business.

DesolateMood,

To be upfront, I am not religious and never have been, but my understanding is that Satan isn’t the one doing the actual punishing? He is being punished by God himself, as is everyone else in Hell

Gabu,

That is a common misconception. Lucifer was punished and had his holy light removed, but Satan was always supposed to stay in hell and govern it.

king_link1,

Well, he was banished for being proud. But it all depends how you interpret the Bible

AEsheron,

There isn’t really much about eternal torture or damnation back when Satan was still an agent of God, and he certainly wasn’t in charge of Hell. All the talk of gnashing teeth and lakes of fire was originally metaphor for how much it sucked, not literal.

Hell isn’t a place, it’s a state of complete lack of Grace. The idea is that everyone has a 2 way connection to God, and all good feelings and emotions must come from it. People are free to reject that connection by committing mortal sin, but “the line stays open,” as long as someone lives. Honest repentance is accepting the connection back. If one dies before accepting grace again, God shrugs and accepts they aren’t interested, and cuts his side of the line. This leaves an existence with zero positive thoughts or feelings, best case scenario is eternal meh. Of course, it was hyped up to be awful to help convert and maintain control. And, ofcourse, Satan did do a bit of torture here and there, but it was generally all on living folk to test them.

Kra, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Yeah because Palestine is the aggressor here and to fully blame. Slava ukraini and fuck Palestine.

Why9,

Russia aggresses against Ukraine. Ukraine retaliates. Slava Ukraine.
Israel aggresses against Palestine. Palestine retaliates. Fuck Palestine.

Make that make sense.

RealFknNito,
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“B… but Israel good. The TV said so. They had a holocaust against them, they’re saints. We gave them defensive weapons, surely they can’t abuse that extremely effective defense infrastructure to become fucking monsters.”

Fizz,
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What was the first aggression event?

Slwh47696,

For a lot of people it’s because Ukrainians are white and Palestinians aren’t. Also Israel and USA are allies so for most Americans it just instantly means Israel is good.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
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USA installs puppet in Ukraine in 2013 by overthrowing democracy and sovereignty. Ukraine aggresses against Donbass. Murders thousands of ethnic Russians for years. zero lib eyelids batted Donbass asks to become independent and absorbed into Russia. USA biolabs discovered admittedly by Nuland. Russia retaliates for defense. Slava Rossiya.

Israel aggresses against Palestine for 80ish years. Kills, steals land, tortures Palestinians. Palestine retaliates. libs go wild, support Zion agenda + notwhiteskin=lessimportant Slava Palestine.

Now that makes sense.

seitanic,
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All you have to do is look at a map of how much land Israel was originally given vs. how much they have now.

yogthos,
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Fuck off nszi.

Titan,

This is sarcasm right? Or you must’ve been born yesterday

Gorvin, in ba dum tss

It’s a bit weird that the US uses a measurement that was created in the time where people used their body parts for measurement.

Like, the inch is around the size of a thumb, and a foot could be bigger or smaller depending of who measured.

Still, it’s still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.

Xel,
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Still, it’s still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.

That’s a lot of stills 🤔

But coming back to your point, yes, I have no idea why the US insists on keeping the imperial system, it’s outdated, ugly and inconsistent. Plus you cannot easily convert from one unit to another.

Gorvin,

Sorry, english is my second language.

Chunk,

Your grammar is correct and your sentence structure is fine. It just lacks a bit of… pizzazz 😉

You could say

Regardless, it remains in use as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world continues to use.

Which maybe is a little bit too much pizzazz for Lemmy but you don’t really get to have fun with your writing elsewhere!

Cylusthevirus, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager
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Kinda looks like she came from a McRib tbh.

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) in ba dum tss
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I'm an American who designs PCBs in millimeters instead of thousandths of an inch. I'm doing my part.

MisterFrog,
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🫡

s_s,

Military, most manufacturing is metric only thing that’s not metric are street signs, building trades and anything else the redcaps interact with daily.

funnystuff97,

Except American aerospace.

SomeRandomWords,

After we lost that one expensive spacecraft we’ve been moving towards metric more and more there as well.

Chunk,

Oh my God I have a story about this.

Our entire company wants metric. The guidance folk want to do their modeling in metric. The prop team wants to do fluid/thermo in metric. The structures team wants to do load analysis in metric.

But the boys at the 'pad are imperial only. The water system, fuel tanks, all ground infra is in imperial. If someone runs down to the hardware store they can easily find a fitting, gasket, or o ring in imperial. But metric? Good luck.

So our company decided to support both. The flight computer and ground software did unit conversions, everything was unit-aware, telemetry was occasionally manually converted because the onscreen wasn’t the right unit. We had written our own turing complete, inhouse programming language and we ended up implementing dual-static typing. We had float, int, bool and then we had units where some operations required the units to be the same thing. So cm and inch but not inch and kilogram.

The project was terribly mismanaged. To this day some still wonder why.

kernelPanic,

What is 'pad?

Chunk,

Launchpad! And generally the “GSE” (ground support equipment, like fluids and pipes), mission control, electrical and network infrastructure, etc.

The workers are generally technicians, not engineers, and they are both hilarious and excellent.

Gorvin, (edited ) in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

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  • OutlierBlue,

    Monkeys were in that lineage between single celled organisms and you.

    Dkarma,

    Apes. Not monkeys.

    OutlierBlue,

    Apes evolved from monkeys. Monkeys are in your lineage.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
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    You got it backward—monkeys evolved from apes.

    Like this:

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/683008b2-8e91-4ee4-9574-215139ec168a.jpeg


    Edit: I was wrong. See my comment 2 levels below.

    Portosian,

    Lol, this is also wrong. Replace ape with primate and you’ve got something more accurate. If you actually care about maintaining phyletic groups then apes ( and thus humans) are old world monkeys.

    Gorvin,

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  • OutlierBlue,

    Monkeys are a group of animals. Our ancestors come from that group. They are classified as monkeys. All of us had monkey ancestors.

    I think you’re confusing that with the specific species of monkey that are alive today. Those are distant relatives of ours, not ancestors.

    DocBlaze,

    you came from your dad’s ballsack. science approves.

    UlyssesT, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

    Hear me out… Maternity Ward… on the blockchain!

    https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a95b3900-045d-45f1-9770-bdf6fa233c08.jpeg

    bleistift2, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

    Even non-Christian-nutjobs get this wrong, so let me spell it out: Humans didn’t evolve from apes. Humans evolved with apes from a common ancestor.

    OutlierBlue, (edited )

    Humans are apes. We evolved from them and we are still them.

    Edit: I think you mean to say chimps, not apes. We came from a common ancestor with chimpanzees. We were never chimps.

    rockerface,

    It’s the same deal as with birds and dinosaurs. Birds didn’t evolve from dinosaurs, they are dinosaurs.

    vaultdweller013,

    Y’all are a bunch of hyper-evolved fish, so shut the fuck up and let the superior crabs take over.

    Fosheze,

    In particular humans are the apes with the largest penis size to body size ratio.

    bleistift2,

    The Hominidae, whose members are known as the great apes are a taxonomic family of primates that includes […] orangutan[s]; Gorilla[s …]; […] the chimpanzee and the bonobo; and Homo, of which only modern humans (Homo sapiens) remain.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae

    Apes [are] collectively [called] Hominoidea […] There are two extant branches of the superfamily Hominoidea: the gibbons […]; and the [great apes …]

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape

    You’re right in that humans are apes taxonomically. What I was trying to contradict was the misconception according to which the type of apes we see today got somehow “frozen” evolutionary some time ago, but that some of their descendents evolved to become human.

    Chunk,

    These pedantic Lemmy nerd fights remind me of how I learned so much on early reddit reading similar arguments.

    Gormadt,
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    Not to mention that the rib thing was a deliberate rewording in later translations, if memory serves it was originally “made from half of Adam” or whatever his original name was.

    The “from his rib” thing was put there as a way of basically saying “from creation women were lesser.” So basically politics of the time affecting the message.

    I’ll have to see if I can find a source later.

    Edit: Source

    Son_of_dad,

    Most of the Bible was edited for political reasons. I’m sure Jesus totally told everyone to follow the law of the land and to give Caesar his taxes without a fuss

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Ave, true to Caesar!

    Chunk,

    There is a History of the Byzantines podcast and it talks about the political maneuvering in the empire and church. They had political parties and each party had separate religious beliefs and that was important for how church doctrine evolved.

    It’s so incredibly political it’s unbelievable. It’s like “I want to be emperor so I will agree to whatever those guys say so I can gain their political support”. And now hundreds of millions of people think that’s the word of God when really it’s the back alley dealings of Justinian.

    kitonthenet, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

    Says who buddy Bidens ass is getting reamed on this one

    MisterD, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

    Coming to Ontario hospitals

    Polar,

    Thanks, conservatives!

    JokeDeity, in survival optional.

    I want to know more about the top picture, anyone know the source?

    BackOnMyBS,
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    TWeaK,

    That wolf’s nose has too many fingers.

    Crashumbc,

    There have been multiple cases tracking of lone wolves teaming up with bears for short periods to hunt.

    JokeDeity,

    Crazy, I would be interested in reading about that.

    EherVielleicht, (edited )

    Origin
    On February 12th, 2023, Redditor thereveldune4 posted an image to /r/blursedimages that showed a bear and a wolf staring at each other, using a Kubrick Stare POV of both. The top photo was captured by Peter A. Dettling. The post received more than 36,800 upvotes in five months (shown below).

    Spread The post gained iterations after viral reposts surfaced on Instagram months later. For instance, on June 15th, 2023, Instagram user @huge.poop uploaded the photo, receiving more than 45,000 likes in one month. Then, the image grew popular as an object labeling template. For example, on July 13th, 2023, TikTok user @suj7683 uploaded a photo slideshow of the image comparing requirements of Formula 1 in 2007 and 2023. The post received more than 1 million views in one week (shown below, left). On July 15th, 2023, TikTok[4] user @formula_1_freak uploaded a similar slideshow, comparing Formula 1 and Isle of Man TT. The post received more than 1.8 million views in five days (shown below, right).

    Source

    JokeDeity,

    After checking that out it’s not the original, that’s the origin of the template.

    EherVielleicht,

    But now you know where you have to search.

    JokeDeity,

    Eh, I DEFINITELY don’t care about this enough to make a Reddit account, wait two weeks so I can send a private message, wait an indeterminate amount of time for the guy who posted it to find my message and MAYBE reply (assuming his account isn’t banned, which is unlikely since this is Reddit), or post hundreds of spam comments to get enough karma to meet whatever that sub calls their karma requirements. If no one has the source I guess I’ll just never know.

    EherVielleicht,

    The original image of a bear and wolf facing off against each other comes from an image originally taken and published by Canadian wildlife photographer Peter Dettling. Dettling even managed to capture the bear and wolf looking around as if to check if anyone had seen them lock eyes. Same source…

    UlyssesT, in literally no clue

    Few symptoms of old fashioned boomer-standard death cult mentality are as insidious and understated as the obsession with inch-high fuzzy green obedience rectangles and their hatred of viable ecosystems.

    President_Pyrus, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
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    Tasteless

    FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager
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    *ape

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