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30p87, in literally no clue

It looked like that for exactly one summer. Not it’s mixed again. And the lower half of the property is literal wilderness anyway. A mother deer with two fawns likes it a lot. The other plots are also completely mixed, and so large that we just have sheep on there to avoid mowing. Bonus: They’re tame, fluffy, cuddly and warm.

BachenBenno, in survival optional.

Biggest laugh I had in a long time I am crying omg

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

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😆

BachenBenno,

Yes omg that killed me

EherVielleicht,

You’re welcome.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Maybe even the rest of my life!
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Where is this meme from anyway? I’m curious. A movie, I imagine.

reversebananimals,

TV show Narcos on Netflix.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks. :)

curiousaur, (edited ) in literally no clue

Mine is an acre of natural meadow.

ChihuahuaOfDoom, in literally no clue

I realize I am not most people but I have 1.5 acres I mow, 3 that are farmed and 4 that are left wild.

doleo, in now that would be interesting.

That someone has a job working for the railway? In the UK? And that they're measuring distance in kilometres? Now, that would be interesting.

EherVielleicht,

Funny guy…

craftyindividual, in Eruption also works... 🌋

Eddie Van Colon!

WhatsHerBucket, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a lot of real estate! We’ll give you a discount if you just wrap your belly with these other ads.

Decoy321, in Too spookie 4 u

I hope those skeletons aren’t reused.

wheeldawg, in ba dum tss

Fuck I wish imperial would just disappear. Metric is 100% better in every single way, bar none.

MooseBoys,

Metric is 100% better in every single way, bar none.

Imperial unit ratios tend to have a greater number of smaller factors, which makes fractions nicer. 1yd/3 = 1ft. 1ft/3 = 4in.

rainynight65,

There’s nothing nice or consistent about those fractions. A third of one is one of the other, but a third of that is four of the other? Imperial units don’t convert in any meaningful or logical way, you have to memorise the conversions. With the metric system, it’s all tens.

And the fact that there are no usable units smaller than an inch and you have to use fractions should drive any craftsperson up the wall.

MooseBoys,

I agree there’s nothing consistent, but having 3 as a factor in ratios does make things nicer - it lets you stick with integer numbers for more things. I’m not saying it’s better than metric, but I do think having more small factors in ratios is nicer than having only the factors 5 and 2.

TauZero,

I too think having factors of 3 and 4 would be neat, which just proves we should change our number system to base 12, as somebody else in the thread suggested 😊.

TauZero,

The fractions don’t help me when I go to the grocery store and unit price of one bag of nuts is “per pound” and the unit price of another is “per ounce”. You’d better be good at dividing by 16 in your head if you want to price-compare! And you’d better be good at remembering how many fluid ounces are in a quart when you go to the olive oil aisle (hint: it’s not 16).

trailing9,

Can we make it so?

Is lemmy big enough that we can rise awareness for a change? Or the other way around, can we use the rallying behind the metric system to make lemmy popular?

Theharpyeagle,

I don’t think the majority of Americans have strong feelings about it one way or the other (despite what the internet may say). Honestly it’s just so low on the list of priorities that it doesn’t seem like we’ll ever be in a stable enough place to care about tackling it. Hell we’re still struggling to kill daylight savings time and that would require a fraction of the changes required to adopt metric.

trailing9,

Then we should start with daylight savings time.

The interesting question is if social networks can get stuff done without a stable enough place.

Theharpyeagle,

We’re trying, but the Sunshine Protection Act is stuck in congress. They’re tying themselves in knots trying to figure out which time we should settle on. Like, I don’t give a duck, just pick one and move on! Ask the farmers and other outdoor workers what they prefer, the rest of us can deal. They’re concerned about traffic and whatever when we’ve seen that time changes cause lost productivity every single year. So infuriating, can’t help but waste time on the simplest things.

trailing9,

That’s where the social network comes in. Have all farmers in a channel and let them vote.

But let’s not forget powerful people who want sunrise in their breakfast room at a certain time. It’s stupid but those concerns should also be respected, among many others that can be considered when the requirements are collected.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

As a European who grew up using only metric I like inches for crafting. It’s a good scale for the things I craft and I prefer fractions over decimals when doing quick math or measurements.

But that doesn’t mean metric shouldn’t be the standard.

Masimatutu, (edited )

I think we should all switch to base twelve and then measure everything in dozenal metric. All problems solved.

Edit: TGM by the Dozenal Society of Great Britain

MooseBoys,

Base-60 ftw.

Masimatutu,

I’m all for it if you can manage to make people learn 60 digits <3

Masimatutu,

Above link stopped working for me so here’s another: www.dozenalsociety.org.uk/apps/tgm.htm

Zoldyck, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

I’ve seen so many stupid takes today, and this is one of them. The conflicts aren’t similar!

Longpork_afficianado,

They’re not identical, but they have similarities. What Russia is trying to do to Ukraine is not dissimilar to what Israel did to Palestine half a century ago.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

You are wrong. What Ukraine has been doing to Donbass for years, is what Israel is doing to Palestine for almost a century.

cyclohexane,

In what ways are they different that it justifies supporting Ukraine but not Palestine?

No one is saying they’re identical. But there are similarities.

Decoy321, in now that would be interesting.

I too would fuck with a dude who brought his pet alien to the beach.

Vitaly,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

Hahahahahahaha

Vitaly,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

That looks like a dog from minecraft

aquasteel, in Today and the rest of my LIFE!!!

Sounds like heaven.

JayObey711, in survival optional.

My driving instructor told me about a Czech guy who drove to Germany to have fun with his expensive car. He reached well over 300km/h and the local government pressed charges. They claimed that although there is no direct speed limit, drivers are supposed to drive at reasonable speed given all circumstances. But because the man made sure to drive at 4 in the morning on the middle of nowhere all charges where dropped.

330km/h is the sound barrier. Sooo you can legally break the sound barrier on the Autobahn.

kennismigrant,

330km/h is the sound barrier

This is false. Sound barrier is an aerodynamic effect that affects vehicles at speeds close to the speed of sound in air, which is slightly above 1200 km/h (at sea level, normal temperature and humidity).

EherVielleicht,

I love you guys.

JayObey711,

Wait fuck. I fucked up. I majored physics in high school. I should know better

foobaz,

what? It’s 343 m/s which is 1234km/h.

EherVielleicht,

I love you guys.

JayObey711,

I’m sowwy. I never meant to hurt anyone. My only goal was to entertain and inspire.

Anafabula,
@Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In the atmosphere, sound travels at about 340 m/s, which is around 1200 km/h.

AFAIK the ThrustSSC is the only land vehicle to ever break the sound barrier, holding the land speed record since 1997.

EherVielleicht,

I love you guys.

JayObey711,

Jap I think I just had an aneurysm

Hawk,

In a similar situation, someone drove about 400km/hour (I think) I believe for a video.

Charges were pressed, but because he posted people at bridges and regular intervals to assess and communicate the situation, the judge decided he took reasonable precautions and the charges were dismissed.

SubArcticTundra, in survival optional.
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

130 km/h is a slow sound barrier

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

it’s not a limit

ursakhiin,

From Texas. I’m actually kinda surprised to hear how slow people are driving there. Our perspective is largely that the Autobahn is generally people driving closer to 160km/h.

We have roads here that are limited to 136km/h. So it’s kinda surprising to find out that most Autobahn drivers aren’t breaking that speed.

Flumsy,

You just drive at how fast feels safe to you. On an empty Autobahn (or on workdays where traffic is usually faster because people driving at that time are more experienced) they do go 150-200 km/h. (90mph - 125mph) But not in the middle lane on a Sunday afternoon…

I personally feel comfortable up until about 150km/h

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve heard that Texas has some of the highest speed limits in the US as well don’t you?

ursakhiin,

Our max is 85mph (~136kmph) in some areas. I think that’s the highest in the US.

Setarkus,

Well, it’s the suggested sound barrier

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

You might have problems claiming accident incurance if you break it but must people go above it anyway

Setarkus,

Apparently so because they’ll definitely make good use of the time they gain by doing so. Definitely won’t just end up wasteing it later on or before

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