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haroldstork, in Playing an unsupported file

mpv my beloved

Aaroncvx, (edited )

VLC-heads in this thread are a decade behind

vic_rattlehead,

We’re streets ahead.

lugal, in Wrong explanations only

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

hydroptic,

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

Old_Fat_White_Guy,

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

averyminya,

No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”

caseyweederman, in I was able to learn React though

Somebody please fork reprepro, there’s a super useful bugfix in one and a super useful feature in the other but I want both.

The bugfix is the zstd decompression-cancel race condition bug and the feature is multiple versions per package but they’re both super stale.
Maybe…
Maybe I can fork it…

djtech,

Fork the feature one, get the diff of the commit that patches the bug and apply the diff to your fork.

Now compile and test.

caseyweederman,

I don’t have a lot of experience with merging but then again, this is a great opportunity to learn.

custard_swollower, in Wrong explanations only

Walk without a rhytm, and you won’t attract the worm!

billwashere, in Wrong explanations only

Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.

Xyloph, in Wrong explanations only

Worms hate ground wifi

Zerush, in Playing an unsupported file
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I use the SMplayer, it plays and streams almost everything (Mplayer engine, apart also works with mpv).

OutlierBlue, in Obedience of cats

“What? You told me not to sit on the keyboard

CaptPretentious, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill.

While I could retire right now with the blue pill, I wouldn’t be happy.

Red pill means I could spend more time and cultivate a better relationships with the people who actually matter to me. I’d spend a lot more time with my great grandparents.

I could also focus on being true to who I am and not being who I thought others wanted. Basically be who I was in college… But now at 6.

Of course, I could make all the right investments to make a lot of money.

I wouldn’t want to just go into the same career. While I might for a while, honestly I’d have the knowledge and money to take a run at a political career.

psud, (edited )

Also get your preferred user name on every online service created after you turned 6

CaptPretentious,

I hadn’t thought of that, but it’s genius.

craigers, in Which pill do you choose?
@craigers@lemmy.world avatar

Wait like restart as in go back in time to the year I was 6 or restart as in become a 6 year old in 2024. Because if it’s the former hell yeah stocks, bitcoin, sports betting back to the future style. If it’s the latter fuck that.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

That indeed is an important question. You can surpass the 10mm offering. Having your cake and eating it too.

triclops6,

Even if 2024, think how much smarter and further ahead of your peers you’d be:

  • you’re now at the head of the class
  • you job hunt, network, save like a pro
  • you’re the most mature person in the room
  • you get to live like a young person again (something I’d pay a lot to do)

Downsides: never meet my partner and kids, gotta do the whole no-income thing again for a while

Crashumbc,

Given the world’s current political and environmental state. I’m not sure it’ll be around in 10 years except maybe in a mad max form.

Plus who would be your parents? You’d have to be interested with a current one. That’s a huge risk, also.

Pantsdance,

I’m thinking the situation would be, you would be reverting to 6 year old you in 2024, living with your spouse and kids… at that point I think I would be fine

psud, (edited )

WYR have $10M or be a 6 year old undocumented orphan, unrecognised by everyone you knew

It’s clearly go back in time

The choice is

  1. $10M cash right now; or
  2. Practically infinite money, but you have to relive childhood
AgentGrimstone,

Asking the right questions. People in here could be in for a rude awakening. Morpheus never said anything about time travel.

Moonrise2473, in I was able to learn React though

Or worse, ban you from their GitHub repository without any reply or explanation

jagungal, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue. I wouldn’t change much about my life rn, but an extra 10mil would be awesome.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in Wrong explanations only

How to repel vampiric wyrms.

Scary_le_Poo, in Playing an unsupported file
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

What troglodyte doesn’t use VLC nowadays?

taanegl, (edited )

mpv enjoyers

Dumbkid,
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Am I in the wrong for using mpc-hc?

Album,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s bad at mpeg-ts/HLS but it you don’t use that then it’s good

sizing743,

People with automated Sonarr/Plex setups probably. Haven’t had to use VLC since like 2009

Samsy,

Exactly, but better use jellyfin.

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

mpv is more effective. Worse user interface though

tuto193, in Wrong explanations only

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

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