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zakobjoa, in Wrong explanations only
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Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

Mango, in Which pill do you choose?

Red. Maybe I can stop my mom from being terrible. Also Bitcoin. Also holo first edition Charizard! Also I wanna be in the Fallador massacre on RuneScape! Also I’ll get Internet famous!

StrayingTimbuktu,

I’ll be Lee-roy Jen-kins!!

Mango,

Noooooo, you totally couldn’t do it better and planning it could mess it all up!

remotedev,

Wasn’t it already staged?

Mango,

WHAT.

ReverendIrreverence, in Wrong explanations only
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Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

hydroptic,

Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you

highfiveconnoisseur, in Which pill do you choose?

Are we talking $10 M pre or post tax?

Post tax, $10M 100%. Not having to work and retiring immediately would be amazing.

I do like the recursive option of the red pill. Do a few loops and find the optimal path.

DrMango,

400 iq play is getting to the red pill multiple times and then taking the blue pill once you’re satisfied with your path. Catch me on NG+10 taking the blue pill

Eww,

Taking the red pill doesn’t guarantee you’d end up with the same opportunity. If I knew I would be able to return to the same moment where I could take the pill again I’d obviously do that, but probability is slim.

psud,

There’s no way you could follow the same path. There are too many narrow chances. I would start again just for the chance to not fuck up my health for 40 years. I feel like the cost would be many of my friends

lud,

Would you really want to live that long?

Let’s say I was 40, no fucking way would I reset and reset and reset.

I assume that you have to reach the same age you first got the pills at. So just 3 resets would be 160 years (+ around 40 more if you stop resetting and die at the average age of death in western countries)

Personally that sounds like torture. Sure groundhog day was fun the first few times but 160 years? No thanks.

Jake_Farm, in "Crony Capitalism" is Libertarian cope
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

“Capitalism” is a tankie cope.

davel, (edited )
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Jake_Farm,
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Its not my fault you see everything as capitalism.

davel, (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar
mindbleach,

You don’t know what any of those words mean.

And I’m including “a.”

Jake_Farm,
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Ditto, mate.

mindbleach,

Layer two of ‘nuh uh, no u.’

Dull.

Jake_Farm,
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Ah yes and the “you’re stupid” approach is the height of intellectual conversation.

mindbleach,

Layer three.

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Huh?

Andrew15_5, in Playing an unsupported file
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Average Windows user.

BTW, IEC units are superior and accepted unlike the SI units, so the correct usage is “2.5 GiB”.

Thann,
@Thann@lemmy.ml avatar

I spent $20 on this video player but it doesn’t support my format! Does anyone know if the $50 pro version works? /s

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

The FOSS to the rescue.

littletranspunk,

When user says “Linux is too complicated”

mexicancartel,

Yeah, its called vlc. You can download it only if you pay 50$ in “Donate” section

-s

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

gib peac

stfu

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

What’s “gib peac”?

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

I have probably triggered all the Windows users.

They hated him, because he was telling the truth.

Sekrayray, in Which pill do you choose?

Taking the red pill operates under the assumption that you’ll actually survive to this point in your life again. Maybe you were one second away from dying in a car accident at several points, and taking that red pill will lead to a series of events that causes your death.

sus, (edited )

If you look at the usa, less than 0.5% of children die between the ages of 6 and 18. The least likely age for you to die is 8-9 years old, and from about 12 and up the death chance increases pretty rapidly. A 30 year old is already about twice as likely to die as a 19 year old…

so for most people this won’t apply. If you survived abusive or negligent parents though, maybe it’s different

drdiddlybadger,
@drdiddlybadger@pawb.social avatar

This is the thing for me. I have had too many near misses that aren’t even spectacular. I don’t know if I could survive the dice roll again like that.

psud, (edited )

Yep. Red pill here. I had an easy early life. My parents loved me, school was fun and I was good at it

My town has few dangerous car accidents

I could keep all my Lego manuals, not let my sister cut the red space men’s helmets into red hair

I was 6 in the 80s

I probably couldn’t stop my sister

Demuniac,

You could also die tomorrow and the red pill could save you.

lud,

I feel like the blue pill is more likely to save you. Especially in countries with bad healthcare.

Demuniac,

Depending on how old you are there are so many investments that get you far over that 10 mil, but yes healthcare is a really valid point for taking the blue pill

lud,

I really don’t feel there is a need for more money. 100 million is a fuck ton of money.

Demuniac,

Sure, but the image says 10 mil.

lud,

Sorry, I was thinking in my converted currency.

10 million USD is still a LOT of money.

kuberoot,

By the same logic, you might be seconds away from dying if you take the blue pill, I don’t think that’s a great argument alone. It’s more a trade of time, letting you try to fix any regrets, relive the frivolous times, and buying yourself extra time, at the cost of having to go through dependent days again.

Does it increase your chance of dying before you can enjoy your reward? Sure.

Does it also increase the amount of time you get to enjoy it, on average? I’d imagine yes.

Olhonestjim, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Let’s go relive that childhood trauma! It sure would be interesting trying to raise my parents into functional adults at that age. I wonder if they’d give me an exorcism?

Nah, I don’t have to wonder.

butt_mountain_69420, in Which pill do you choose?

Easy. Blue. No way am I doing this shit again.

bradboimler,
@bradboimler@startrek.website avatar

Best comment 😂

thatsTheCatch, in Wrong explanations only

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can’t repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

thatsTheCatch,

I love how they feel

cumcum69, in Playing an unsupported file

Eh, my internet is 1gbps, I can just download something else

notasandwich1948,

the people you are downloading from usually don’t have such speed tho

Redderthanmisty,

That’s why torrenting allows you to download different parts of the file from multiple people at the same time.

cyberpunk007,

Doesn’t matter when you download off of dozens at once. This is what torrents do.

StorminNorman,

cries in downloads such obscure stuff that I’m lucky if it has 2 or 3 seeds

Inktvip,

I have a 4gbit line, and while I usually use Usenet to download a lot of torrents still easily reach 2-3gbit up/down.

TheOakTree, in Wrong explanations only

Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.

Squirrel, in Which pill do you choose?
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Blue. If I take the red pill, I’ll end up in a mental hospital.

Bipta, in I was able to learn React though

This is why I always ask if the maintainers are open to a PR first.

CosmicTurtle,

Yeah…but even then they may not get to you.

Over the holidays, I had a good back and forth with the maintainer of a project that I started using. The documentation needed updating and created a PR.

Then I went almost 10 comment rounds on why it was necessary, why I wrote it the way I did, and all this bullshit.

I just left it saying “merge it or whatever. I’m moving on.”

It’s still open.

Dagnet, in Playing an unsupported file

And then you have mpv that will play anything ever, even a .txt with “interesting movie” written in it

Pantherina,

Any Player will not be able to decode some files if they are downloaded in pieces and not even the header data is complete.

Turun,

It depends, there are decent chances you’ll get the video to play from the next I frame onwards.

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