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cumcum69, in microscopic fedora

Could have labelled the Melanin as M’lanin

Dumbkid, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
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Born in 2000? Why are 10 year olds on here

WashedOver, in Does it come with Existential Angst?
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Is this Fonzie thinking of the 50s in his 50s?

GrammatonCleric, in microscopic fedora
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Someone put out a lot of effort to get to that punchline

g6d3np81,
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I'd love myself a hole to go in right now

joelfromaus,
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Wouldn’t we all.

Steamymoomilk, in Ay BBy

What does he have a boner?

EmperorHenry, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad
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Got’em!

AlligatorBlizzard, in Fall guy
moosetwin,
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itsraining, in Does it come with Existential Angst?

✨Sleep sold separately✨

MrJameGumb, in Focus
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OMG I had that exact same toy when I was 10! I got it from the gift shop at the museum lol

Track_Shovel,
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Now it is on display in the same museum

MrJameGumb, (edited )
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To get the full effect they’ll need to display it next to a pack of astronaut ice cream and some super cool geode rocks

TimeSquirrel,
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"This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

xkillx,

even though i knew astronaut ice cream was bullshit, i was sad when i didn't get any but the others on the school trip did.

Catoblepas,

If it helps, it was fucking disgusting.

sour,
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i like it ._.

MrJameGumb,
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I thought it was good at the time, but I haven’t tried it in like 30 years lol

oatscoop,

Hey! It was served in space … once … in 1968.

NakariLexfortaine,

They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

HonoraryMancunian,

when I was 10!

When you were 3,628,800?!

MrJameGumb,
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Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Hahahahaha omg im dying thats the funniest shit ive seen since that science guy turned himself into a pickle brooooo

loudWaterEnjoyer,
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Look at me Morty, I’m a leg!!!

Rai, in Does it come with Existential Angst?

This is an ObviousPlant knockoff…

…and I love it!

Lmaydev, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

The 90s will always be 10 years ago in my brain.

VikingHippie,

This is the way.

FlaminGoku,

Are you in your 30s/40s?

I’ve noticed that there seems to be a time anchoring that happens around your formative years which is why most people think 10 years ago = high school || college age - 10.

Rodeo,

We existed in a different millennium.

Rubanski,

If you are born 1999 and live until 101, you have lived through three centuries and two millennia

HubertManne,
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my grandfather was born in 1899 and wanted to make it to 2000

Rodeo,

That’s a really shitty year to be born and I bet your grandfather had an intense life.

HubertManne,
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I don't know really as I only knew him as an old man. He did not make it but he came close. He grew up in ireland to so he saw some massive technological change.

Rubanski,

You can barely fathom the changes he must have witnessed

sweeny,

If you were born in the 90s there’s a real solid chance you’ll see the 2100s, longevity escape velocity baybee

Perfide,

Same with 2000 kids. The new millennium started Jan 1st 2001.

can,
lelgenio, in microscopic fedora
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pffff, Incel. Looks at the man’s face, he FUCKS!

g6d3np81,
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maybe I should have use wojak :|

Imgonnatrythis, in Fall guy

The guy on the lawnmower warning signs.

OurToothbrush, in I am above average!

Virginity is fake and made up.

Also sex is fun but not some revelatory experience(but what do I know, Im just a lesbian, a group which famously has many more orgasms than average), eo not base your self esteem on having it or not having it.

It also isn’t a substitute for intimacy, which when I talk to people who are weird about not having sex, I see them conflate needing a hug or to express their feelings with having sex.

Rant over.

Bongles,

To be fair, Someone that has “more orgasms than average” saying not to worry about it is like a rich guy saying money doesn’t buy happiness.

OurToothbrush,

No, it is like a rich guy saying “Money doesn’t make you more mature, spiritually enlightened or a better person”

Anonymousllama, in Get out my head

This is my favorite by far

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