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henfredemars, in Hey, got any.....

I don’t understand this joke. Could someone explain it?

reyvehn,
CondeMg,

What. Is. This.

HulkSmashBurgers, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

I enjoy figs/grapes/dates and cheese so maaaybe I’d like this?

PopOfAfrica, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

I always love that the older I get, that the younger and younger these actors that used to seem super mature look.

AlecSadler, in Don't give Elon more money.

I resemble this…sort of. Except my car is already paid for and I really don’t think it’s a wise decision to just blow money on another car simply to get out of a current vehicle that more than meets my needs.

masterspace,

Fuck literally every gasoline car driver on the road more than you. I don’t own and hope to never own a car and Elon Musk can suck a fat fucking chode but a Tesla is still more respectable than every fossil fuel guzzling, planet destroying gasoline vehicle of comparable price

Echo71Niner, in Don't give Elon more money.

His fans went from worshiping him and buying his cars to now selling their Tesla’s, ditching Twitix, and wanting to narc on Elon lol. Just amazing, how his luck, of his own doing, changed. However, he did get up there right? Where else is he going to go but down. I wonder who is the next person to replace until they get X’ed.

bastion,

Setting them up and burning them down. Someday, it’s your turn.

jmcs, in UBI works too

UBI without a minimum wage promote workplaces that don’t respect worker’s labour, and socializes while privatizing profits. It would basically be the issue Germany had with social support before minimum wage was introduced. We need both UBI and a minimum wage.

explodicle,

Does higher minimum wage make workplaces respect worker’s labor more?

lolcatnip,

Why would people work for an abusive employer when they don’t particularly need to work at all?

jmcs,

Because most people want more than basic survival? Having food and a roof over your head come very low on the pyramid of needs.

explodicle,

Where does not being abused every day stack up? I’d rather just sit at home than that.

lolcatnip,

The whole premise of the argument is that the workers in question are getting paid shit wages, so they’re barely getting more than basic survival anyway. So I ask again, why would people put up with that when they could be using that time to look for a new job, learn new skills, become self-employed, etc.? How could giving workers the leverage to quit without the fear of becoming homeless possibly result in them having less leverage over employers than they do now?

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

what we need with ubi is a progressive tax structure that is across all forms of income equally. In the us the top rate is just above 6 figures and never goes higher and if its from investments it gets taxed in a different system designed for no taxes to be paid (same with corporate)

oscariswild, in Music alignment
@oscariswild@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Where is shuffling all your musicals…

pastermil,

Chaotic evil

WhatsHerBucket, in Focus
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

It was either that or Hungry Hungry Hippos

nightdice, in At least it's not a bethesda game...

Have you worked with computers? It’s definitely a Bethesda game. Some people are just good at speedrun-strats.

TimeSquirrel, in I was around during the stone age of the internet
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Sounds of a door slamming shut and opening all day long.

Catsrules, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

On a side note, what exactly are we censoring on that bottom photos.

Are we just censoring a bomb detonator box or are we censoring something else…

rgb3x3,

It’s not even a detonator box. It’s a bike pump because he’s inflating the massive paint bubble.

So it’s a pointless black box.

Zoop,

Are you kidding me!? It’s a sexy, half-naked, pink (pink is the color of genitalia and is also slang for vagina!!!) starfish (starfish aka the butthole shape!!!) repeatedly slamming his big, thick rod into a tight little hole! That’s basically pornography!

Button777777,

“I dont think this bubble can get much bigger”

Gestrid,

No, on the bottom picture. They censored the bicycle tire pump for some reason.

Button777777,

Oh wow im blind lol

moosetwin, in I was around during the stone age of the internet
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the people in the comments really do be just giving their bank passwords away

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Joke’s on you. We have no money in there anyway

HurlingDurling, in Feel old?

Its not actually, most of the oil was from plants that died before fungus and decaying bacteria evolved so the dead logs just sat there and would not decompose ever

UnrepententProcrastinator,

I thought this was the story of charcoal.

newIdentity, in I was around during the stone age of the internet

I don’t even know my online banking password.

Password managers ftw

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m in the same boat. One password. TO RULE THEM ALL

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Well, hopefully MFA too

Shepy, in I was around during the stone age of the internet

Hah, half of one of my passwords is the username from my dialup ISP from about 98. Right in the feels.

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