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cRazi_man, in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

Does this reflect how the platform is actually doing or do we just like the circlejerk of wishing they would fail? Because everything I’ve seen says Reddit has been completely unaffected by the changes made and they’re still getting more user signups, engagements and interaction/posts than ever.

Tik Tok also seems to be growing strong.

Twitter is a genuine laughing stalk and is pulling major shit…but everyone still seems to be using it regularly.

Gamey,

Reddit is driven by search traffic and the results got a lot worse since a lot of good posters quit. They lost the content but not the users yet, I think it’s just going to take a long time before they truly see the damage in their traffic statistics!

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

The google-Reddit search got really screwed up when the private subs numbered 7-8000. I’m curious if there have been any lingering effects.

Blackmist,

If popularity was all that mattered, McDonalds would have Michelin stars.

BedbugCutlefish, in Music alignment
@BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s ‘turning the music off and driving in silence’?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I would drive in silence if I could. Traffic is loud but there are key audio cues throughout (honking, tram bell, protected railroad crossings, motor rot/min for shifting gears etc.)

Capitao_Duarte,

In the psych ward

trailing9,

The 4:1 upvote relation between music and silence, that’s insightful.

Sibbo, in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

I’d exchange Reddit and X. The rate at which X is going downhill right now just cannot be beaten by anything.

orphiebaby,

Came here to say this. X is doing worse than Reddit.

Holzkohlen,

Agreed. I mean I never expected Elon to be smart but good god is that dude an idiot. Everyone reading this could 100% do a better job in his shoes.

leaky_shower_thought, in Music alignment

reminds me of those Oklahoma folks. the real lawful evil.

hai,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

This is what we should replace death row with.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

As in, put the officers who tortured the prisoners on death row, and free the convicts?

Or torture more people?!

lvxferre, in I'm looking for recipes
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

I can butcher it if she wants help. It shouldn’t be too different from pigs.

(It’s really precious though. Think on how many kilos of meat it has!)

FoundTheVegan,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

Pigs are as smart as dogs. It's weird that harming onenis animal abuse and the other is breakfast. Especially when some cultures eat dogs as well.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Some of us don’t draw a distinction at all. Shout-out to Elwood’s Organic Dog Meat!

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Dunno about other people, but in my case:

  • I don’t consider killing a dog for eating as intrinsically abusive.
  • I never ate dogs, but I’d probably try it as long as raised and butchered as livestock. On the other hand I’d never touch someone’s pet potbelly pig.
  • I’m drinking and you made me crave salami.
Kecessa,

Wouldn’t make much sense to raise dogs as livestock though, not enough meat on them and they pretty much need a diet that includes meat so it gets very expensive, especially for a dog that gets big enough to make a real steak from it…

Zacryon,

That doesn’t need to stop us. We got pretty good with breeding animals for specific traits. So you could take dogs which are very massive and breed them until they yield even more meat. Just like we did and do with cows and pigs. Also it is possible to feed dogs on a plant based diet, so it wouldn’t be that much more expensive. (Besides, meat is extremely cheap due to subsidies. It costs much more to have a plant based diet, especially if it’s organically grown. You could also use meat scraps as it is also done for pet food. Further lowering the price.)

IHaveTwoCows, in I'm looking for recipes

I love cows. Ciws are awesome. They’re cute, they’re cool, and I will announce them out loud every time I drive by them, even if there’s nobody else in the car to hear it. And they are DELICIOUS

beteljuice,

Well good for you. Harr harr harr, what a knee slapper.

Continue to ignore the cognitive dissonance of the murder of a sentient being that is “cute” and “cool” so you can pleasure yourself.

Hopefully people will see this for what it is one day. It’s a crime. Not long ago men joked to themselves about how beautiful and nice women were before they raped them. Slaves weren’t considered human at one point.

I’m not gonna get too high on my horse, because I used to eat meat, but at least had the dignity to not proudly proclaim my stupid choice to assuage the nagging doubt underneath.

Fiivemacs, in A high-falutin' Monster Energy.

…no?

TotallyNotSpez, in Stupid fucking fish making me have back problems and depression

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

-Douglas Adams

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Correct on every damn count. Even though I have my little digital watch.

Fantastic author with a fantastic set of books. The bit about how humans can fly will always make me laugh my ass off. Apparently we possess the capability of flight but we’re doing it wrong. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Douglas Adams is a fucking genius.

TotallyNotSpez,

Agreed, Adams was a genius with an incredible sense of humour. When I was 12 years old I started reading the HHGTTG books and I loved them all. The Dirk Gently books were tremendous fun as well. But the real hidden gem was his book about animals going extinct (Last chance to see). A friend of mine taped a reading session of Adams at his university in Germany back in the day. He later converted it to mp3 files and many years later I still love listening to that gig every few months or so. Let me know if you’d like a copy of it.

melisdrawing,

Oh my gosh, please link me that file. Sounds amazing.

TotallyNotSpez,

Sent via PM

BonfireOvDreams, in I'm looking for recipes
@BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh boy, another dogshit kill animals hehe meme. Very funny maymay community. Psuedoprogressive animal abusers the lot of ya. There is not enough resources on Earth to quench your never ending demand for bodies. Just have ten trillion kids who all definitely have the opportunity to eat just as many animals as you do! Primitive zero brain cell fools. I’d throw you all out of Athens.

railsdev,

💯

It’s not hard to just stop eating animals but these people will come up with any excuse to keep supporting totally unnecessary meat consumption. It’s disgusting and abhorrent.

aplomBomb, in Linux gaming is fun

anybody that is in here complaining they can’t play this game on Linux should seriously evaluate their life choices, instead of whining maybe you should just install Windows

yozul,
@yozul@beehaw.org avatar

I guess wanting to play a game that’s replacing a game that runs well on Linux and is made by the company that has done the most to improve Linux gaming while using an OS that doesn’t spy on you and treat you like a toddler is a poor life choice according to you?

Maybe some of us have things we care about more than just maximum game compatibility. The horror.

aplomBomb,

If you’re gonna do something, do it right. If you’re gonna game, use Windows.

If you’re gonna do literally ANYTHING else, use Linux for that lol

30p87, in Linux gaming is fun

It started with lagging. While loading the game. Classic lagging as in the dark filter fading out flimmering. Then CS2 kept rapidly switching between Fullscreen and Windowed, on sway. Then it randomly froze. My whole system. No luck with even switching to another TTY. So I force rebooted after 10 mins. Started into clearing orphaned inodes, then staying on that message. Force rebooted again. Still stuck at “Arch_Linux_boot: clean, x/x files, x/x blocks”.

CS2 basically just broke my PC.

I will never touch it again. I predicted it was going to be trash, not gameplay wise but programmatically.

0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6,
@0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6@kbin.social avatar

Why install it if you think it's trash

BlinkerFluid, in Linux gaming is fun
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Why do I feel like giving this a month will make all of this irrelevant?

but this is a crime against God, humanity, gaming and anime!!!

I get it, your favorite game doesn’t work because of a new release. It happens. Take a ticket and sit down for a while. Valve isn’t omniscient about every Linux build in existence or possible glitch on the first week of release.

Hell, TF2 has been broken on arch for almost a month without bypassing a .dll file.

Chariotwheel,

I remember when games launched and generally could be expected to run, because easy patching wasn't a thing yet. They had to make sure that the games worked.

I don't like that this has moved to "well, it's just the first day, week, month, give them time to fix the game." No! When the game releases and people pay money for it, it should work!

DarkenLM,

To be fair, at the time games were made to target a single system, not a myriad of them.

aplomBomb,

oh you mean back in the day when games were way simpler? come on man games these days are so much more complex.

Sharkwellington,

We are talking about Counter Strike. Nothing has fundamentally changed in 2 decades.

EnderofGames,

We are talking about Counter Strike 2, a complete rewrite of the game’s code for a new game engine. EVERYTHING has fundamentally changed over the last year.

MJBrune,

… in cs2 the smoke is physics based particles that can be moved with bullets or grenades. That tech alone is very complex and the calculations need more modern hardware. Not to mention the dynamic shadows and graphics overhaul.

acastcandream,

Which no one asked for.

If you’re asking me if I would rather play the game I bought or not play the game that looks pretty and lose the game I bought, the answer is simple.

MJBrune,

That’s simply moving the goal posts. “There hasn’t been a change for over 2 decades” - “here is a bunch of changes they actually did” - “NO ONE ASKED FOR THEM!” like what kind of argument is that?

Also if you bought CSGO and are expecting to play it, it’s long been gone. It went free to play, even before that they had pretty big gameplay changes like being able to bring in different weapons. Updates to the game have been made. Negev is now a bullet laser! There is a revolver! The M4A1-s exists!

acastcandream,

I never complained about a lack of changes for two decades. CS:GO worked perfectly well for me as-is. And because I’m a mac user, I’ve now lost matchmaking in a game i did pay for.

MJBrune,

Yeah, the Mac issue is a concern. Surprisingly, Valve dropped that without warning. CS2 being a free upgrade to CSGO was touted for a while. It’s almost impossible to miss if you play CSGO. The issue is that you bought into a game knowing it was a GAAS game and you expected it to never change for the worse. If you played CSGO for any length of time you’ll remember weekends of one-shot kill revolvers and 2 hit-kill deagles. So clearly, it’s not out of scope for Valve to push an update to break things. Maybe you’ll get a Mac version back, or maybe they’ll put back the matchmaking servers. Maybe you’ll find that GAAS games are terrible for the gaming ecosystem and will abandon them. Lots of solutions here, only one path you control.

Overall CS2 is getting good-ish reviews. So it’s unlikely you’ll get CSGO fully back.

acastcandream,

it wouldn’t be an issue if you could still play CSGO in the meantime. They removed a game that was working for some, and put in one that isn’t working in its place lol

aplomBomb,

you can, it’s in CS2s beta channel

Son_of_dad, in Congrats, guys!

I’m married and got a promotion this year. I have nothing together

vsh, in Gotta love international shipping
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

You may laugh but it’s every logistician’s nightmare

spittingimage, in Music alignment
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

Custoslibera,

Sounds like a topic for the next alignment meme.

hai,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d agree with like the random aircraft ones, but do you disagree that listening to a musical on shuffle isn’t cursed?

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

Belgdore,

I feel like it depends on the musical.

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