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Nashua, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

For those curious about the upcoming update

CaptDust, in 🍅💦💦

Shake before the squeeze

DontRedditMyLemmy,

Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won’t build up as ketchup warms.

Underwaterbob, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

I’ve been meaning to start it for years now, but I’m actually kind of intimidated by it at this point.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

It’s among the least intimidating games I ever played. You statt super simple and progress at your own pace. At any time you have different things you can do but you’re free to focus on what you enjoy most.

Now you can optinize and rush certain rewards etc. But for the first playthrough just do whatever looks cool. It’s such a fun game.

Guess I talked myself into another playthrough.

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I played it with my kids in coop mode.
What’s great is the progression system. You start very poor, having to cut wood, with nowhere to go that far. The areas and what you can do unfold themselves step by step.

cyberpunk007,

Can only play 2 players at once though right?

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Up to four in split screen. We played it with my two kids in couch coop. We where three in split screen. Each player has one house. The money is shared, so I was working to get money, while my kids were exploring and having fun.

I don’t remember exactly but one player is mandatory (the one starting the “save”/“world”), then the three others are optional. However you don’t want to play a lot without the other characters since they will not progress (the more you do something with one character like cutting wood, the easier it is for this character).

Nashua,

Up to 8 players in the 1.6 update

monomon,
@monomon@programming.dev avatar

I also played with my kids on lan, and they love it. Had to discipline them a bit to water the plants 😀

UntouchedWagons,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

It starts off slow but by the second year you need the wiki open on a second screen, mainly to know when and where certain fish show up.

Bene7rddso, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

Same. In highschool when we made pedo jokes it was about people born in 2003, and now they’ve been adults for 2 years

clearleaf, in Duolingo too

All apps should do this.

huge_clock,

In my experience it’s only apps that support some kind of goal like Duolingo that do this to motivate you with guilt, and this might’ve been a glitch but i think it’s actually a fake-out. They will still continue to show notifications after this one.

Jimmycrackcrack, in Gotta love international shipping

It still says its in transit so I guess it’ll bob back up again any day now.

BackOnMyBS, in Gotta love international shipping
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

that shit happened to us on naval ships a few times while underway, but they recovered the mail. people were smoking dunked cigarettes lol

mrchuckles, in Congrats, guys!

dis is me buying pokémon cards as an adult

N00b22, in Duolingo too

Fake.

Duolingo kills your family and forces you to beg for mercy in spanish

Ruorc,

Dame la bala, tengo nada sin mi familia. Te veré en hell pájaro.

pipe01,

No tengo nada*. It’s very counterintuitive, but to say you have nothing you must say that you don’t have nothing

Daryl76679,

Same for Italian. Non ho mai senza la mia famiglia

orphiebaby, in I love democracy

Pure democracy = rule of the stupid because there’s more of them.

Gork, in rawr

That’s a weird angle for double penetration.

errer,

The wolves are all tentacles below the belt, sheesh have you never even watched a hentai?

Omega_Haxors, in Hon Hon hon

Ugh, polandball. I was hoping I’d never have to see that nazi meme format ever again.

xusontha,

What?

Omega_Haxors,

Polandball was started by polish 4chan.

xusontha,

Even if they started it that doesn’t make the template or the memes made from it Nazi propaganda. A meme about baguettes and wordplay doesn’t have much to do with Nazis…

Gorilladrums,

Don’t pay attention to this guy, he’s an idiot. Your Polandball meme is perfectly fine.

xusontha,

Lol I know I’m just wondering about what their logic is

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Yes it does. It absolutely does. When you use their formats they get to use that as part of their recruiting.

It’s like what happened with the trollface. Actual pedo rings use the widespread use of the troll face (which sampled “r— rodent” in its design) as proof that their movement is popular when it’s anything but. Plus it comes with the bonus they can dogwhistle with it and the average person won’t catch on because they only see it as ‘ha ha that funny troll face meme’ It’s also the reason the fake left (La Rouchites, aka destiny/vaush types) uses wojacks and peepee frogs “ironically” a lot. They get to pretend they’re leftists while pushing cultural fascism.

Don’t use nazi meme formats. You are helping them gain cultural relevance. Use literally anything else. If the underlying humor is actually funny the joke will land equally well if not better. EDIT: Yeah about the response I expected.

Gordon,

You are an idiot bro. Troll face lends credibility to pedo rings? No.

Omega_Haxors,

I choose not to see it, therefore it doesn’t exist

ImplyingImplications, in 🍅💦💦

Ah, the ketchup precum…

FUCKRedditMods,

Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

variants,

When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s

flubba86,

It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

Sivalente, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Haha you just just discovered kugel?

TheAlbatross,

This just made me plenty hungry for kugel…

I’ve never made one with cheddar, though, and I don’t think I’ll start.

egonallanon, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

I was speaking to someone at a party and for some reasons the topic of 9/11 came up and they mentioned they weren’t born when it happened so I just stopped talking to them.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I’ve got a really personal connection to 9/11 so the memories surrounding it are really vivid for me. Was talking to a buddy the other day about it and he started laughing and I asked why. He said “You were playing with a pocket knife and I was shitting in my diapers.” It was at that moment I remembered he was born in 2000. My joints immediately were filled with sand.

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