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Lawyerator, in Gotta love international shipping

Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.

Imgonnatrythis,

Package delayed due to:

Arrowed!

SpaceNoodle, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

“much worst?”

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
xusontha,
EmpathicVagrant,

Right up there with “worse comes to worse” and “what do you have to loose”

DefyTheLegends,

Hey, their trying there best over they’re, okay?

merc,

I bet typing that makes you feel like your you’re own worse enemy.

DefyTheLegends,

I should of known better, but I could care less.

Halosheep,

This is the digital equivalent of stepping on a lego

psycho_driver, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Gross. Why not just throw some pickled children in there while you’re at it.

newIdentity, in Sad

See. Not that empty

noobnarski, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

I guess I am a god then

superkret, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

We live on a spinning spaceship made out of rock with 8 billion people on it and THIS is what people talk about?

agressivelyPassive,

No, they don’t. Media just picks a mildly controversial topic and jazzes it up to get clicks.

red, in Sad

ngl I kinda wanna eat your insides

artemisRiverborne, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

This is why we can’t have nice things. It’s a no from me dog

saltnotsugar, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

A curse to live to such an age, where foul raisins defile such an innocent dish.

BonesOfTheMoon,

What about strawberries.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management… pretty low bar to clear

Staple_Diet, in Sad

Are those Haribo gummy bears, fuck yeah, score!

Lexam, in UBI works too

There’s got to be some conditions. How else do I control the people?

Pfnic, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

This is nothing compared with cheesy escargot sushi

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hey i mean snails can technically be considered a type of fish (its true look it up), so i guess it works

DragonTypeWyvern,

Seafood does not mean fish.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

no, i mean legally, for food (at least in america). depending on how its prepared, it can be called fish (not just seafood). the fda is ‘‘supposedly’’ going to make a category for snails, for obvious reasons.

SovietyWoomy, in I don't pay my family to hang out with me and do me favors 8h a day.

American families are encouraged to demand their children pay rent and throw their children out on the street once they’re no longer legally required to provide for them. Workplaces have that same energy.

Chetzemoka,

No they’re not lol. It’s considered very weird to charge your own child rent. Those stories make headlines because even Americans find them shocking. My sister lived with my parents until she was 27 and they never charged her a dime. I could move back in with them tomorrow and they wouldn’t charge me either. This is the norm in American families

FanonFan,

Probably depends on what subculture you’re in. This isn’t uncommon in the rocky mountain area, in the white mormon suburbanite type demographic.

In the West Coast I saw teens working and paying rent but only in working class families because housing was so expensive. So more like helping the parents pay their landlord than the parents acting as a landlord.

Chetzemoka,

Yeah we had a lot of that kind of thing, where you get a kid who starts helping provide for family finances when they hit age 18 (some as minors), but it was never like a parents “charging them rent” kinda situation. And I’ve certainly never seen that kind of behavior encouraged in any way. Anyone who charged their kids rent would be considered real assholes. But I’m from Appalachia and Midwestern social circles.

balderdash9, in I don't pay my family to hang out with me and do me favors 8h a day.

Family that doesn’t want to give you overtime pay, paternity leave, two-week notice before termination, etc., etc.

Imgonnatrythis,

TbF, my family totally wouldn’t want to do any of that either

lugal,

“Now that I birthed a child, I need paternity leave from my family. I spent that time with my chosen family at work. Can you look after my baby in the meantime?”

“That’s a reason for me to break up. Here is my 2 weeks notice.”

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