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mod_pp, in I need answers
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Speedy speed

mod_pp, in Depress
@mod_pp@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm

mod_pp, in Dealer I am
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Hmmm !

lolcatnip, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

So many great additions to my block list today!

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Right?

xusontha,

They just keep coming!

GarbageShoot,

Are you that afraid of contrary opinions on a country you know nothing about?

lolcatnip,

Afraid? LOL. I just have a limited amount of patience and I choose not to waste it on tankies.

OurToothbrush,

Quick, name three cities in the DPRK.

Quick, name their highest legislative body

Quick, explain the taean work system

LemmeAtEm,

Waah, I’m too impatient for anything that might challenge my simple yet fragile good-guy/bad-guy worldview! 😭

lolcatnip,

Byeeee!

LemmeAtEm,

Good riddance, loser! 😄

GarbageShoot,

It testing your patience when it is something you are ignorant about seems like the real root issue there. Do you get worked up over Zimbabwean municipal politics? Do you block people who complain about the notion of quantum probability when it is brought up?

brain_in_a_box,

Your patience is so limited you can’t bare to even see contrary opinions to your own?

peopleproblems, in Let 'em COOK!

In Minnesota, on 10/01 it was 91F.

In Minnesota. In October. 91F.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People also forget that most of the actual calculations were done on paper first; the computers were basically just executing precalculated instructions.

This is the stack of code used for the navigation software for the Apollo program.

(Fun fact: standing next to it is Margaret Hamilton, director of NASA’s Software Engineering Division & the lead of the team who wrote that code.)

Quereller,

These are multiple printouts of the code. The computer did not only execute precalculated instruction. (This would be a sequencer BTW.). Try it yourself AGC.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That is pretty cool. I might try it tonight since I’m at work right now. Thanks!

Though, to be fair, I did say that most of the code was precalculated.

interolivary,
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I’m not quite sure if even that is correct. The AGC, as far as I understand it, did do quite a bit of calculation on the fly and was essentially the first digital fly by wire system. It did rely on input from the crew and ground control for eg correcting its state vector etc etc, but it even has dedicated vector instructions if I recall correctly. Can’t really precompute all that much when you can’t be sure things will go to plan and you’re dealing with huge distances. It did have eg separate programs for different phases of the flight but they weren’t really precalculated as such, more like different modes that eg read input from different sensors etc etc.

The US space program was pretty big on having a human in the loop though, much more so than the Soviet one which relied more on automation and the pilot was more of a passenger in a sense, sort of a failsafe for the automatic systems.

The book Digital Apollo goes into all this this in more detail, I can highly recommend it if you’re a ginormous nerd like I am and think that computers we’ve shot into space are endlessly fascinating

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me! I’ll have to check out that book. It sounds fascinating. :)

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Additional fun fact: Margaret Hamilton is the person who coined the term “software engineering”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ooh, I didn’t know that. That is a fun fact! 😁

flashgnash, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Spears are way harder to make a cool spectacle in fantasy though

Kinda reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is doing a load of flashy movements with his sword and he just gets shot in the face

baggachipz, in Trumper King

I can’t wait for Trump to be waiting in a jail cell, expecting a pardon from outgoing President Tiger King… only to have nothing happen.

XTornado,

I need this parallel universe.

VikingHippie, in aww

All I did was request for a pothole to be filled! This city council is a bit prone to overreaction if you ask me…

healer_56, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

thats not what stigma means

Nobsi,
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Stigma male grindset

BudgetBandit, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Just put 1 raisin in there to mess up someone’s day.

dalekcaan,

Whoever gets it has to make the next Mac and cheese.

MrScottyTay, in Accurate.

Who the fuck pays for more than one at a time anyway, I don’t mind fragmentation because I have no loyalty to one service and will move to one to watch it’s stuff, then move when i get bored of what it has to offer. Competition is always good. We shouldn’t have monopolies in any industry, including streaming

miss_brainfart,
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People are too lazy to manage when to subscribe where based on what’s on offer at any given time.

That’s it, that’s all there is to it.

Kanda,

But pirating is just better, I can see what’s new across all services in seconds and get whatever I want at basically streaming speed with xdcc

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Most people don’t know where to look for to get started on that. Some people don’t even know that pirating that show they watch is even an option in the first place.

abraxas,

No, but as a current non-pirate, seeing the UX of some of the newer tools is mindblowing. “You mean, I just type in any show, it looks it up and to find episode info, then gets me the episodes so I can watch it, without me having to split between services or even THINK?”

The legal show world should have that, but every one of those services are locked-down so you can’t have a solution like that in front of them. Heaven forbid we could just license shows like retail locations license radio.

abraxas,

I mean, I suck-it-up and sub to all of them. I hate the experience and my wife bitches at me at least weekly because it’s so much work to find and start a show (to the extent she ends up NOT watching the show she wanted, and leaves some stupid channel on at random). We are so close to cancelling all of them, not for the money but because the experience is complete ass.

Guess what I’ll be doing to watch my TV if we do that?

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

It’s only going to be a matter of time before they start requiring contracts, forcing you to stick with a service for long periods or face fees for dropping them.

They are capitalists, and so they must always profit more and more, never ending, for all of time. One of the things they will eventually do to hit that unsustainable proift motive is contracts. It’s what the cable companies did, and it’s only a matter of time.

hydrospanner,

This is exactly where it’s heading, not just for streaming but for anything and everything that can be packaged and sold “as a service” whether it’s actually a service or anything that’s undergoing the enshittification process of being converted from a product into a service.

Anything that can be converted into a service will be, and anything that can be so converted will, eventually, become a subscription, and from there, into a contract service model.

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me a bit to even see literal standalone products converted into contract based subscriptions over time, given the IoT trend.

So beyond just your streaming service, your TV will have its proprietary OS converted to a subscription and then to a contract, so that you need to sign a 2 year deal with your TV manufacturer to keep it “powered”. Don’t sign a contract? They brick your TV.

With more and more smart appliances, expect to see companies try this to also force you into contracts to keep your fridge, toaster, smart lighting, microwave, door locks and cameras, etc. functional.

Naturally, baked into your contract will be language that forces you to share any and all data they can collect from said devices as a condition of the contract.

Fiivemacs,

Food as a service

Water as a service

Get your pitchforks as a service ready

Magnergy,

Ditto.

Canceling cable used to be, at the very least, a long, phone call that alternated between stretches of hold music dulling the senses and combative sales technique verbal jousting. Canceling a streaming service… I don’t think that has ever taken me more than four minutes of finding a webpage and clicking. The collective consciousness is in danger of forgetting/underplaying just how far we have come on this.

If pirating ever takes less than four minutes every other month, I guess it will have reached convenience parity. But it certainly wasn’t that back when I was in that game. And I really, really doubt it is now.

tehmics,

After you get it set up pirating is basically zero time. There’s some up front time costs learning how to automate everything but after that? Yar har

AOCapitulator, in Reddit is dead. Long live the Fediverse.
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

50-50 shot lemmy devolves into a fascist hellsite

stembolts,

Well, its a federation. So the instances that wish to be associated with such, will be. And the ones that don’t, won’t be. Your language is limited by your concept of a website. Reconsider the concept if you wish and update your language accordingly. It will make your comments more clear.

AOCapitulator,
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in the scenario I imagine, and am seeing definite signs of, the ‘federation’ will fragment into 2 camps: one that tolerates fascists and one that doesnt, and the one that tolerates them will become a new reddit except this time its not directly run by the FBI/spez etc but has the same bad habits and same bad apples

It’ll become walled gardens. I mean, I’m not that worried easy come easy go in my view, hexbear will continue to truck along whether the lemmiverse falls to fascists or just becomes fractured due to their influence.

TimewornTraveler,

can i be in the one without hexbear

Facky,

Yes you can be in the one that tolerates fascist if you want.

bigboopballs,

you’re already on your way

ComradeLove,
@ComradeLove@hexbear.net avatar

Lol, I knew this post wasn’t from my home Lemmy. I find that your people’s customs are strange and endearing.

UlyssesT,

With the sheer number of @Civility liberals that get mad at the existence of people more left than them in federated spaces but go out of their way to “dae both sides” justify the presence of nazis, I’d say the chances are higher than that.

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

Liberals get bored and leave, and if that happens we outnumber the fash

It depends on the attention span of the ‘ex’redditors

Draedron, in Modern consumer logic

Never had a package stolen. Amazon either gives the package to me directly, to a neighbour or lets me pick it up at the post office which luckily rarely happens

gilbert31, in Let 'em COOK!

The picture comes from the cover of a Goosebumps book, I used to read those when I was a kid, good times.

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