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OldManBOMBIN, (edited ) in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

NotADeer,

Can’t spell titties without IT

StereoTrespasser,

That’s all I saw in the picture, honestly

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I can’t look at this meme normally again

mo_lave, in Mama, just killed a man.

I have two sides:

xusontha, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

Oh god don’t remind me, I STILL have stuff tied to that email

potoo22,

Friend got locked out of Instagram account because yahoo deactivated their email. Instagram flagged the email as inactive. After my friend forgot their password, Instagram wouldn’t send pw reset emails even after reactivating the account. They also has no direct customer support whatsoever, so that account was lost.

Annoyed_Crabby, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

Edgyvideogamecharacter22@hotmail .com

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I bet you have a very wholesome password

Rootiest,

PW:

u#'o*zaQMyPC"fnw?Cu9OSrxYeEDCe6yXgzQYL4NxP?k%sx+'dBKfdru0CUmD&

If the server won’t take a 64-char pw with letters, numbers, and symbols then is it even worth using?

robot_dog_with_gun,

all i see is *****************************************************************

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I’m gonna use your password, but change one character so it’s mine.

Rootiest,

Go for it!

I generated it in KeePass for this comment and actually interestingly it looks like Lemmy butchered/sanitized/modified it as well

Rootiest,

Which character are you going to change?

Annoyed_Crabby,

EdgyEarly2000Song55

Nah it’s just coldplay.

irmoz,

My favourite song is “Yellow” and my surname is “Rain”… you can guess what my first email at age 10 was…

Okay I made that up, but I bet something like that has happened

xusontha, in Come on market, crash.
Stache_,

“I’ve found the source of the ticking!”

xusontha,

It’s in this box! Well let’s open it and see what’s inside!

DmMacniel,

Is it a Bomb?

xusontha,

Of course no… oops

Lexam, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.

ILikeBoobies,

They have a pretty big tourist industry but it would mostly be people from China

merc, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

*worse

American_Communist22, in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Why is tiktok so high up, It feels like regular shitty social media, not nearly as bad or boring as instagram, facebook, and metaverse.

wait yeah why is tiktok above metaverse lol

doctorcrimson,

It’s a Dictatorship’s Military Operation. The app’s software is more data theft than it is actually used to run the app. They take everything stored on your device, from photos to text history. All of it. If I were to rate all apps on the basis of harm, Tiktok is miles above anything else.

American_Communist22,
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

ever heard of the patriot act, sis?

doctorcrimson,

Replaced in 2015, sis? Turns out Democracy is only way better 90% of the time, but at least it’s capable of self-correction.

American_Communist22,
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

you’re a fool to believe they just gave up the power to control the country. I bet you think the USA is a democra- oh shit yeah you do think that too. Its a plutocracy babe. You dont live in democracy.

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/5370dc37-4594-4437-b8ff-3161a5571dfa.jpeg

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/0d708fe2-3656-4d92-96ad-6a86790a74d0.webp

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/e221a502-94d9-48cf-b55a-53748ee84c7f.webp

Also are you insinuating China doesn’t have a democracy, not is capable of self correction? You think westerners have some godgiven ability to be the bestest peoples in da world?

doctorcrimson,

LMAO Bro the CCP is literally a one party system with a “president for life.”

Heres a fun thought, you acknowledge that the App does have that data collection software as it has been proven by many independent software reviews, so is it worth it for a person, no matter what other country they come from, to betray their own nation’s people and create security risks in order to view and post vines with music?

American_Communist22,
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How does having one party rob the country of having a democracy. Democracies dont have to be your shitty splintered capitalist infighting mess you call governments. Not president for life, he can still be democratically removed from office, he just has no term limits. I think no term limits is more democratic anyway.

Heres a fun thought, you acknowledge that the App does have that data collection software as it has been proven by many independent software reviews, so is it worth it for a person, no matter what other country they come from, to betray their own nation’s people and create security risks in order to view and post vines with music?

So what, anything that would damage the US is good, I don’t care lol. Also the software may be in part owned by china, but the heads of the western tiktok division are made up of US national security “retirees” lol.

doctorcrimson,

Having an actual dictator who can only be removed by his close peers makes China a lot more of an Oligopoly than a Communism, my dude. I think by strict definitions the USA is probably more socialist than the CCP.

American_Communist22,
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

why do you think the US is more socialist than the People’s Republic of China?

doctorcrimson,

Lmao bro can’t remember a conversation we’ve been having for a week straight.

American_Communist22,
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Sis, actually. and no, list your reasons, clearly. I want to see how deranged and stupid you can get.

craftyindividual, in I can't focus when someone does this

Employee: you smell great Chimpboss, is that Calvin Klein? Chimpboss: Hey! Don’t pry mate!

WarmSoda, in Feel old?

Yup yup

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

OG Ducky’s voice actress… T_T

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

IYKYK

Kushia, in What a feeling
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Get on Reddit and comment that something other than AMD, Corsair or any other heavily shilled brand makes a better preforming product and you can experience this first-hand.

CADmonkey,

I don’t want to go to reddit, but let me try something:

“I don’t want to use linux, windows 11 is just fine”

CADmonkey, in What a feeling

This is weirdly specific, but I’ve sadly been in more than one internet “discussion” where a CNC laser cutter is shown in a video, and some knob end pops up in the comments and says “ThAt’S a PlAsMa CuTtEr NoT a LaSer sToOpId”.

For about ten years I set up, operated, programmed, maintained, and repaired both plate and tube lasers made by NTC, Mitsubishi, Amada, Trumpf, Han Kwang, Mazak, and BLM. I know enough about industrial lasers to make them boring. I can tell if a shop has a laser just by driving by. A plasma cutter works different, sounds different, and cuts different than a laser, and even someone who knows nothing about either process can see there is a difference.

GarbageShoot, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Seems like a clear improvement to me

MindSkipperBro12, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Booba😳

DJDarren, in Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship

ITT: Poor, downtrodden leeches landlords talking about how hard it is to be a landlord, when the easiest way to end their suffering is to just sell their extra fucking house(s).

Kusimulkku,

Where I live landlords (if they’re renting directly at least) are in a big legal responsibility over all kinds of stuff. The easier way is to rent through some company that deals with the renter.

Littleborat,

They have once a year paperwork to do and still bitch and moan and they still call it work.

It’s disgusting.

The one “person” I know also drags tenants to court over stupid shit (he always loses 🤣)

starelfsc2,

sadly if you try to be a good landlord and make a slim margin, you’ll get dumped a huge repair bill/tax increase/other expense and now you’re running the appartment at a loss. At that point you either sell it to a company willing to exploit it or you have to be less nice to your tenants and ignore repairs or charge more. Most people choose the first which is why we end up with terrible landlords.

aside: heard someone in that exact situation running low income housing, on a phone call with an expert talking to the government. The expert said “any prudent management would raise the rents the maximum allowed amount”

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