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tacosanonymous, in spicy in spicy out

That fourth one is way too spicy.

robocall,
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It’s worth it

_sideffect, in Have mercy on our souls

😂

son_named_bort, in I am a surgeon!

Well if he flatlines then you won’t ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

CluckN, in The root of the matter

Did you ask an AI for meme ideas?

anarchrist, (edited ) in Pope–memier showtime

ILL Papa

bappity, in Pope–memier showtime
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P&P

Gork, in Pope–memier showtime

The Vatican should set up a factory to produce Popemobiles for the masses.

SeanOg1969, in Pope–memier showtime

Awesome!

winterayars, in YouTube

Google really is the king of “you don’t REALLY mean ‘no’. Try again.”

PP_BOY_, in Don't ever change.
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Ten minutes? Man you gotta get your workflow optimized better

trivial_wannabe,

Fair point. In my defense I’m sick and made this on my phone while taking a bath.

Tak,
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I hope you feel better soon

Rolando,

OK, I always wanted to try to make a meme, let’s see how long it takes me…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf6b85c9-02b2-4824-bb3d-58fb51e5ae44.png

oh man over 20 minutes. but in my defense I wasted time trying to do it on Gimp before I switched to a hacky approach. comment OP is right, I gotta optimize my workflow too.

Technus, (edited ) in Pragernant

What about people who have had limbs amputated?

Do teeth count as part of the skeleton? If you’ve lost teeth do you only have 99% of a skeleton left?

According to this, bones don’t start forming until the sixth or seventh week of gestation, so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

So many questions

Tavarin,
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so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

The cartilaginous pre-bones would still be a skeleton. Sharks have skeletons, but don’t have any bones for example.

jettrscga,

For the sake of this exercise we’ll consider skeletons rounded to whole integers. And air resistance may be ignored.

rmuk, (edited )

Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone’s skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

billiam0202,

Assume a spherical skeleton…

BluesF,

Well then the average is just 1 isn’t it. It doesn’t make any sense to integer-ise your inputs but leave your output rounded.

Sanyanov, (edited )

I’d argue you still have one skeleton if you lose limbs or teeth.

Amount of skeletons is an integer representing the anount of bone structures holding and protecting human body (or whatever’s left of it).

The real question is, how much of which parts of skeleton can we lose with it still being skeleton instead of a set of bones?

Feyr,

Skeleton of thesus?

Instigate,

I’d argue teeth aren’t skeleton because they’re not made of the same substance as bone - the outside is enamel and dentin whereas bones are collagen, protein and minerals (mostly calcium). Kinda like how hair and nails don’t count because they’re made of keratin.

jwhardcastle,

Everyone else is failing to count the number of babies (140 million per year) nearly all of whom have 100% complete skeletons and set that against the number of amputations of perhaps a few percentage points across a much smaller number of people annually (“more than 1 million annually”).

gnate,

Will no one bring down the average? I guess they won’t be stepping up …

morrowind, in Live in the moment
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Taking your phone to the bathroom is still unbelievably weird

SuckMyWang,

It’s the only good part about the nsa spying

Zerush, in This is for something else.
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Mighty, in What's Been Your Most Epic Post in the Last 6 Months?
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I don’t even want to link a single one, but I felt really successful with starting the short fad of making stock image memes.

squid_slime, in But of course
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Ah, my password

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