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lemmytellyousomething, in Very different situations

“I want 1 large pizza, 1 soda and 1 new government.”

…wikipedia.org/…/United_States_involvement_in_reg…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Crazy fact

Marlon Brando didn’t. 'Cause Marlon Brando wasn’t in American Psycho.

coolkicks, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

As I’ve heard this explained, enterprise admins have scripts, and to a less important extent muscle memory, tied to Control Panel layout and command lines, and that’s not a group you want to irritate.

southsamurai, in 🧙‍♂️
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I would have loved that at our wedding lol

GCostanzaStepOnMe, in Listen here, kulak...
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Haha, funny way to say “working in the lead mines”, comrade.

Cleverdawny,

Comrade, we all know lead poisoning and the need for safety gear are capitalist propaganda! Now, get back in the mines! Production must increase 50% this year, and your state-appointed union representative says it can!

sub_ubi,

Capital successfully fought to put lead into American’s blood and lungs for a century after it was known to be poison. To this day they’re still fighting to keep it there.

www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/…/275169/

www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/…/90349256/

altima_neo, in 🧙‍♂️
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Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

KingThrillgore, (edited ) in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
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“client billing issue,” “client legal issue,” and “safety compliance issue” are my personal favorites

match, in 🧙‍♂️
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And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

tdawg, in 🧙‍♂️

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

hOrni, in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

No it won’t.

arymandias, in Honestly

French cops are perfectly normal, just don’t google “ici on noie les Algériens” and why it keeps being graffitied on a specific bridge in Paris.

Xavienth, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Europeans talk a lot of smack for a continent that is rapidly approaching fascism at more or less the same rate as America, if a little slightly behind. Maybe y’all could fix it if you got over yourselves.

P.S. I’m not American.

wowwoweowza, in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

Magaheads are praying for this. Reasonable people know it’s baloney.

Notice skeletor running away — even he knows.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in 🧙‍♂️
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Steve?

sagrotan, (edited ) in xxxtentacion facts #112😿😿
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Violence breeds violence. There’s your fact.

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