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CaptainMcMonkey, in 🧙‍♂️

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

Lawyerator, in Crazy fact

Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.

sxan, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

If it doesn’t work, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

This simple advice has saved me from countless analysis paralysis problems.

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited ) in Very different situations

I thought I was banned from this instance? Because I said one guy was a CCP shill. Then the mods used the word orientalism. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Anticorp, in Honestly

Fuck off

VikingHippie, in Crazy fact

Confirmed: back in my theater days my preparation for roles was identical to that of Christian Bale.

MyDearWatson616, in Very different situations

Fuck that burger looks good

KingThrillgore, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

As an American, I do the exact same thing 😂

The_Helmet_Stays_On, in Crazy fact

He’s a madman

Heavybell, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

When they stop being huge fucking problems, we’ll stop making fun of you for them :P

sirico, (edited ) in Low-hanging fruit 🥱
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Gets Nonna’s stick with the little hook on it, Child beauty pageants, Oxycontin, MM/DD/YYYY

RIP_Cheems, in Decided by fate
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t live in the virgin islands.

RIP_Cheems, in Sure, kid. Whatever. I'm in a fight for my life over here.
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I actually did this once. Would not recommend.

jaybone, in Lunch time

When the recipe calls for a stale yolk.

RIP_Cheems, in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I’m feeling gonald today.

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