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Paddzr, in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

I accept that I will not benefit from this. But my son will. Even if he sells it once I’m gone and helps him elsewhere. Just got to not fail as a parent and teach him not to spend it on ethots!

ZeroTHM,

Based

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Until you get laid off in corporate downsizing to increase profits by .5% and then you can’t afford your mortgage and the bank seizes your house

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

But actually a lot of businesses do the same, so there's now a lot of middle size repossessed houses on the market and no-one that can buy them. So they auction it, and another corporation buys it up for their rental portfolio at half the price you paid. So now the bank comes after you for the rest of the money, for the rest of your life.

But you can feel happy that the banks didn't lose, and the corporations won!

shasta,

This is what an emergency fund is for. And you would also end up homeless if you’re renting and lose your income. It’s no better. At least with the house, you could sell it if you need the money. You’ll just lose a bit, but not everything.

RealFknNito, in soak and jump hump
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Just fuck already

Lexam,

Every porn I have ever watched.

TheRedSpade,

Allow me to introduce you to a wonderful tool: the seek bar

Robust_Mirror,

But then I’ll miss important plot points! How can I understand how they got into that position without the context!?

voidMainVoid, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

Are you a farmer? Because you have an awful lot of straw!

empireOfLove2, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

bad religion bait post is bad

hondaguy97386, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless

Confused in linux?

lseif, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

yep.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women

Nah, they will just downvote you to hell and complain about your oppression

While also saying Israel deserved it

chellewalker, in soak and jump hump
@chellewalker@lemmy.ca avatar

I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn’t one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I’ll share an actual saying that people use around campus: “BYU I do.” Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

RobertoOberto, (edited )

Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most “teen trends”, especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion “stories” based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend’s jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

Meowoem,

It’s a repression thing, they can’t face having sexual fantasies of their own so their mind tricks them into thinking they’re super interested in every news story about wild sex things - suddenly they’re up all night imagining wild and perverted things that are probably happening, but not because they like thinking about those things they reassure themselves, they’re a good moral person trying to protect civic morality…

Read interviews with satanic panic people, endless vivid details right out of an extreme romance novel. Tiktok human trafficking panic is another example, those videos with obviously made up warnings about sex rings and kidnapping methods - it’s all structured just like it’s porn equivalents.

evranch,

I never heard of the jelly bracelet thing, but now I’m thinking about how that sort of thing can be way stronger than it looks.

I have some TPU filament that’s stretchy enough to feel flimsy, but after I realized I somehow couldn’t snap it, it became kind of a strength challenge. The strongest guy I know couldn’t snap it, and he bent a 36" pipe wrench once. But then again, there weren’t sex acts on the line.

Kase,

Out of curiosity, did most of the people there actually follow the no sex rule? I know at some of the Christian colleges I’ve been to, there are lots of people who do have sex, they just have to be secretive enough about it. Of course, a good portion of kids at those colleges were just pressured to go there by their families, but aren’t that religious themselves. 🤷

I don’t know any Mormons, so idk if it’s remotely similar at a school like BYU.

lseif, in Iced

unironically cool as hell

DessertStorms, (edited ) in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

wait until you hear about renting (for those of us who really don't have a choice) - you get to be a wage slave and at the mercy of a greedy landlord..

Asafum,

And you get no security of retirement! Thanks ever increasing rent!

SPRUNT,

Of course not. You gotta build your landlords retirement instead.

garbagebagel,

Who needs retirement when I can just die!

smiling_big_baby_boy, in alternative to trees

We are in a parasitic relationship with capitalism. Capitalism constantly extracts from life and the environment. When life begin to limit captialism, capitalism will go to great ends to remove life. Capitalism is not sustainable, nor is it naturally occurring. Abolish this evil system.

WetBeardHairs,

How about we only have some capitalism. Let’s only allow less slavery and habitat destruction in exchange for us all to be subservient to billionaires.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, you get 5 capitalism. But you have to share.

pelerinli,

What are you, a communist?

EatYouWell, in it takes the edge off

Christ, that TV is worth like $2500 used

LemmyKnowsBest,

that might be the novelty value of it but I doubt it cost much when it was new.

ipkpjersi,

Also as CRTs become more and more rare as more of them die off and new ones typically aren’t manufactured anymore, it’s not surprising that the prices are just skyrocketing lol

Klear, (edited )

For some reason I find it weird that Shrek coincided with CRTs. Not sure if it’s because I tend to think of Shrek as being more recent than he is, or that I think CRTs stopped being used earlier…

ipkpjersi,

I think it’s because CRTs seem like such a thing from the 80s, and Shrek is more recent than that, but Shrek and CRTs were both fairly common in the early 2000s.

Anticorp,

Why would anyone want a CRT TV though? We used to prefer CRT monitors for gaming because they had faster refresh rates, but that’s not really an issue for television, and gaming monitors have superior refresh rates now.

ipkpjersi, (edited )

For older retro-style game consoles, a CRT still provides a better display experience, on LCDs you get smuging/bluring that just wasn’t present on CRTs for these older consoles. An LCD etc just doesn’t do them justice the way a CRT does.

Anticorp,

Oh that’s true. I tried to play some old Nintendo games on my Switch, using my 65" OLED flat panel TV and it was horrible.

nossaquesapao, (edited )

They’re not really rare. For example, here in Brazil, it’s just a common thing in houses to have an old crt lying around, sometimes, still in use. People sell them for really cheap, or just give them away (since they’re heavy, a lot of people will gladly give you one, or two, for free if you simply go there to take it). Even in a country where crts are rare, a collector could simply import one from a place where it costs almost nothing.

Crts may be old, but they were manufactured in millions, making them not really valuable, because they’re not rare. Same goes for things like floppy disks or coins from periods of huge inflation. It will take a loooong time until we see crt prices skyrocketing due to scarcity. Prices may have gone up a little in some places, but not that much.

As for the shrek one, like people said, it’s because it was a limited model.

EatYouWell,

It was a limited edition promo release, so it’s definitely a collectable now.

Imgonnatrythis,

I don’t think anyone was arguing that…

affiliate,

i’ll argue it right now!

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the spirit

JPJones,

No it isn’t!

RupertMcClanahan,

No, an argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

JPJones,

Nuh uh!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue unless you pay.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

But I just paid you just now!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No you didn’t.

theangryseal,

I just made a comment about a guy I know looking for this.

He’d pay more than that. He’s got the whole set of these for whatever reason.

He’s too young for it to have any nostalgic value lol.

EatYouWell,

Ebay has one new in box for like $6500

theangryseal,

Hey I’ll let him know. Thank you.

I don’t get why he wants it buuuut haha.

altima_neo, in Hurry up.
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I don’t get it

Mrderisant,

Waiting for Godot is a book.

mkwt,

It’s a play. And the famous spoiler is that ::: spoiler Spoiler Godot never shows up :::.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

“Where is your Godot now!”

… Sorry, couldn’t help myself. 😅😂

voidMainVoid,

Well, yeah, that is one of the interpretations.

funkless_eck,

no. Beckett specifically said “If I meant God I would have written God.”

He also wrote in French, where God is “Dieu” and Godot is “Gohdough” so the pun doesn’t work

jaybone,

He was waiting for good dough.

MBM,

I don’t think that spoiler worked. Maybe because it’s all on the same line

can, (edited )

Heads-up, that spoiler formatting might not work for users not on Sync.

mkwt,

I’m on jerboa, and the spoiler part works okay for me. But it somehow swallowed the first part of the post.

I haven’t looked on the web client.

can,

I checked and it doesn’t work at all on the web.

Hagarashi8,

Yeah, doesn’t work on boost.

saigot, (edited )

Which is weird

spoilerbecause boost has a button to add spoilers.

cm0002,

Ohhhhh, I thought it was about Godot, the C# game engine

mindbleach,

That’s what it’s named after! “The engine you’ve been waiting for.”

AeroLemming,

I took it to mean that too and thought it was saying that there was some update that was taking forever. We already got 4 though, so it wouldn’t make any sense being posted lately.

TheyCallMeHacked,

No, it’s a play

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Published in 52 by Les Éditions de Minuit. In a book.

“En attendant Godot”

TheyCallMeHacked,

Yeah sure, I’ll admit defeat. Btw, weird flex for an Irishman to write a play in French…

BonesOfTheMoon,

That makes me feel old. It’s Waiting for Godot the classic play.

can, (edited )

Don’t feel old. A lot of people just aren’t into plays.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Did you read it in high school? I did. And I’m old haha.

can,

No, I never heard of it, sorry lol. I’m not really into plays though and I’m Canadian so it might not be part of our curriculum.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I am also Canadian. But probably old enough to be your mom.

can,

You could be but she’s not very old. Could be a province or eastcoast/westcoast thing too.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I think I read it in drama class.

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I mean Im over 40 and Ive never heard of it. We didnt read plays in high school.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Wow, we read all kinds of plays in English and drama class.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Iced
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

This is going to be how I order iced coffee from now on.

Rhynoplaz, in Bus comes to bus stop, but in Soviet Russia bus stop comes to bus

That looks fun! Where’s the bus stop stop?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

It was filmed from bus stop stop

Rhynoplaz,

But it didn’t stop

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Of course. Bus stop doesn’t stop at bus stop stop in Soviet Russia. Bus stop stop should come to bus stop.

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