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DeskP1loti, in Iced

May I present you with “dirt-smoke”.

UnderpantsWeevil, in Google “search”
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The old “Bing is just like Google” ad copy is getting truer and truer in a bad way.

CoffeeJunkie, in alternative to trees

I’d have to see how it is better than, worse than trees on a case-by-case basis. But generally speaking, I can think of a few reasons this is better:

Trees are messy. They take a long time to grow, they take constant maintenance while growing, then they eventually die. Tree roots fuck up pipes & concrete. If this installation is equivalent to 1 or more trees, it is doing the work in a fraction of the space.

CiderApplenTea,

At the same time, though, green space has shown to improve mental health. I would be curious (and very sceptically biased) if algae tanks have the same impact.

driving_crooner,
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Trees also provide shadows and space for birds and other animals.

HowMany, in The land of the fee and the home of the bribe

I’m sorry… we don’t take bribes. Luxuries, however…

breathless_RACEHORSE, in Damn you short cables....

–Check the bottom of my own toaster.

Thank you for improving my life a little, fellow dumbass.

Mango,

Same

Disappointment.

Pantherina, in it takes the edge off

Does it run Linux though?

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

no, but it runs Doom

uphillbothways, in Good morning ☕
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Regular handled pan of water on the stove. Add coffee grounds to water 30-60 seconds after removing from boil, to allow water to dip a few degrees under 100 C. Let sit for a while. Pour through fine mesh sieve into cup.

EvilEyedPanda, in When you wait until the very last moment to buy christmas presents

Gotta go shopping after work today!

slacktoid, in The land of the fee and the home of the bribe
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

National language is legalese and is only spoken by a small minority of the population.

balderdash9, in Google “search”

Lemmy really likes Tweets lol

lemmy, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Had to flip my phone to make sure it wasn’t a boobs meme with the calculator

Thcdenton, in ummm not this time...

I dont eat at resturants and I dont cut my hair so the only people I tip are tow truck drivers.

MrShankles,

Tattoos?

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never understood tipping your tattoo artist. It’s like tipping your physical therapist.

You should just make your fees be exactly what you want to make.

dangblingus,

Many times shops dictate fees. If you are getting tattooed by the owner of the shop, their fee might be exactly what they take home at night, in which case, I don’t feel compelled to tip, but if you were tattooed by one of their artists, I’d tip. They pay the shop owner to work there in many cases.

MrShankles,

Do you still use 15-20% of the cost, or something more flat-rate? Tipping for tattoos surprised me, because factoring in a tip% can really change how much money I need for a more expensive tattoo, especially when it’s cash only.

Thcdenton,

I don’t get tattoos. But if I did, I might. Is that a thing?

dangblingus,

Yes. Same thing with hair salons. Many tattoo artists are regular working class people who pay money to the shop owner to be able to have a chair/bed to tattoo people on.

Threeme2189,

Why the f would I tip my barber? I’m already paying him for the haircut!

Thcdenton,

I was raised to do that. Did it for decades. 🤷‍♀️

ZombiFrancis,

I had a $20 to the korean lady who buzzes my head. The $5 tip for the $15 haircut is easier than navigating change. Keeps the flow moving ao she can just yell next and we’re good.

dangblingus,

Barbers generally have to rent chairs in salons, so a massive chunk of the fee you pay them goes directly to the salon owner.

BakedGoods,

Yes. But what does that have to do with tipping?

Threeme2189,

Really? I’ve never heard of barbers having to rent chairs. Where I’m from they’re employees of the barbershop and get payed an hourly wage.

CaptnNMorgan,

Then wtf you mean? If they payed by the hour then you did NOT just pay them for the cut. You paid they’re employer.

Threeme2189,

I payed the establishment for the service. The barber is payed a fair wage by the barbershop and did exactly what his job requires. Why is a tip necessary?

CaptnNMorgan,

In those perfect circumstances, it isn’t. The world we live in is far from that.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in touch title.txt
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

How bout some Star Trek?

SnotFlickerman,
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Samsy,

Star trek? That story about a Skywalker going into Mordor and got eaten by a Sandworm?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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sdoorex,
Camille, in Me, on Monday
@Camille@lemmy.ml avatar

I can hear his annoying voice explaining with way too many words what this single slice of apple pie would do to him… Hypothetically

Karlos_Cantana, in I'd prefer to just stay home, thanks.
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

I'd also like to make her come.

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