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SophisticatedStick, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
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The ad stuff is just an adblock+ error apparently, the throttling is non-existent on ublock origin.

Sheeple,
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YouTube in general just became slower due to bloat :,)

It’s just more noticable when there isn’t even longer ads to take away the attention

Psythik,

Man, what are you talking about? YouTube has always been slow. It got even worse when they forced everyone to use dash playback, and that was over a decade ago.

Sheeple,
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Listen here my dude my brain is still stuck to the time when YouTube allowed you to make a fancy fully customized channel page which was later culled go make way for the bland mobile friendly interface ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

juladuni, in Herobrine gaming viewed your story

Where am I? Elementary School TikTok?

TexMexBazooka,

Idk man the memes on Lemmy have been struggling lately

whyNotSquirrel, in Dreams reveal was lackluster..
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I have a vague memory about the last one, it’s like an old US most wanted no?

Peppycito,

Yes. The unabomber

pocketman_stuck, in USA once again spreading freedom 💀🪦and democracy 💣☠️

WHy u HaTe mUriCa So mUcH.

VictimOfAmerikkka,
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United Snakes of America, the land of the fee and the home of the bribe

DeathsEmbrace,

You missed an opportunity to say land of the free to bribe.

AyuTsukasa, in i poured water in the the garbage

But for why though?

Tetsuo,

For growth. You don’t water your garbage?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in Essential NPC

I’ve been seeing a lot of morrowind references recently

Rolive,

I really should replay that game.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )

You can play it on your phone now days, with mods even

hperrin, in If pants wore pants...

Pants have the same number of legs as people. This joke is getting absurd.

solivine,
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That’s the joke

hperrin,

Yes. And it’s absurd.

solivine,
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It’s a type of humour I suppose, I like absurd humour that makes fun of the concept

RagingRobot,

So you’re saying the one in the right then?

Aux, in Housing is a Human Right, Hording unimaginable sums of Wealth, is not.

Compost homeless - get free fuel and fertiliser!

Dehydrated,

Compost billionaires - get free fuel and fertiliser!

Aux,

Not enough of them. They also don’t live off benefits, so…

Darkenfolk,

Your sure about that?

Aux,

Yeah.

Dehydrated,

Maybe they don’t live off of benefits, but they get massive tax benefits. In fact, the government loses way more revenue by not taxing billionaires properly than by helping homeless people.

Aux,

If the government loses even a penny, all the hell will break loose.

PP_BOY_, in Dreams reveal was lackluster..
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I recognize one of these people

funkless_eck,

I for one am glad I have no idea what’s going on here. I already know too much dumb shit.

VelvetGentleman,

I hope it’s yaboi Kaczynski because I’m in the same boat.

Anticorp,

Don’t you mean Ted?

qisope, in If pants wore pants...
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given that the word 'pants ’ sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

moistclump,

But we have “legs” and give each leg a pant. Therefore wouldn’t each pant also just have one pant?

EvolvedTurtle,

Pant

fossphi,

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

IndiBrony,
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“Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!”

ImplyingImplications,

This is how you say it in French. “Un Pantalon”

potatopotato, in Oil is oil guys

… Why does the sunflower oil factory have a plasma cutter?

fishos, (edited )
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That’s all I could see as well. Either BBC just grabbed a stock photo, or something is up lol

jettrscga,

If they like sun, surely they like plasma.

fl42v,

And how exactly are you supposed to cut sunflowers with a rotary CNC?

MystikIncarnate, (edited ) in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Cornerstones of the internet:

  • social media
  • content sharing (video, audio media)
  • e-mail
  • websites

Internet resources ruined by ads/corporate greed:

  • social media (full of ads, borderline unusable without ad block)
  • content sharing (account sharing blocks (Netflix) war on adblockers (YouTube) etc)
  • e-mail (spam)
  • websites (ads, borderline unusable without adblockers, refuses to load with adblockers)

gg everyone. Time to reinvent everything.

Valmond,

I’m not internet god, but I have a possible first step forward with a protocol and working implementation ;

Decentralized websites, encrypted and takedown safe. Free, FOSS and based on reciprocal sharing. Nothing very complicated, you need to forward a port and run a program.

I’m just a geek though, not a manager or marketing person so I’d love some people checking it out.

Valmond

Kase,

So true. I’d like to add that also because of ads, social media and other websites are full of nonsense clickbait content, and every part of the user experience is designed to keep you scrolling through said content. Even with an adblocker, it’s like wading through a swamp to find anything actually worth looking for. (Of course, there are still websites with no ads, and even the ones with ads aren’t always horrible. But generally, shit sucks.)

MystikIncarnate,

I believe you’re referring to “the algorithm”. Which is usually just code for “a bunch of people that view and engage with the content you have viewed/engaged with also viewed/engaged with this”

I understand what they’re doing and I understand why, but sometimes, I just want a reverse chronological feed of my friends activities, so I can keep up to date with their most recent life events.

orcrist, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

I’m 100% feeling YouTube’s throttling. It has already led me to watch fewer videos.

JakJak98,

Absolutely. But momma didn’t raise no coward. Will keep watching ad free.

Mr_Fish, in Great job

I’m keen for next year, when I can look at memes without seeing shitty propaganda about another country’s politics.

vzq,

That’s never going to happen.

jupyter_rain, in 🗑️🎯
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The face of someone who is bad at dart.

bobs_monkey,

Failure to compensate for gravitational pull, and a lean to the right

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