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Imgonnatrythis, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

Paper towel crowd is just as evil.

Bene7rddso,

Toilet paper is just small paper towels that don’t scratch your butt

TurdMongler,

Now splinter free!

Dave, (edited ) in FYI
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Christmas things stay in December but I’ll buy hot cross buns any time of the year, if I can find them.

clearleaf,

They sell eggnog year round now.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Yeah but my mother in law makes some beautifully potent aged eggnog and so storebought just isn’t on my shopping list even at christmas.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Isn’t there a reason we all pretend we like eggnog when really we’re only drinking it for the booze for only a short time each year?

JaymesRS,

Especially one and penny or two a penny, hot cross buns. If you have no daughters, Give them to your sons!

Sabre363, in FYI

A disturbing amount of people put up Christmas trees on November 1st, I think the December region has been invading all the other months.

shalafi,

I want my childhood rules from the 70s back in play.

Christmas decorations go up the day after Thanksgiving, go down on New Year’s Day.

Christmas ain’t special if you got 3 months of it. 3 months is a season, not a holiday.

schmidtster,

It’s the holiday season for a reason, and the only holiday being celebrated isn’t just christmas as well.

Sabre363,

Sure feels like Christmas is the only holiday we are allowed to care about. Every store sells Christmas decorations, restaurants have Christmas flavours, the radio stations are plagued with Christmas songs, ads are all Christmas themed, etc.

FlyingSquid,
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As an American Jew, I can tell you from 46 years of experience that the only holiday being celebrated is Christmas. Anything else is just throwing a tiny bone towards whoever doesn’t celebrate it.

SlopppyEngineer,

It’s only Christmas after Saint Nicolas.

SubArcticTundra,
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Good policy

HiddenLayer5, in sore and lightly seasoned
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For a holistic home remedy, rub garlic on a wound to immediately intensify the pain.

BolexForSoup, in Today I will teach you about democracy packages
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This is basically a flare set off for every alt right “soros is behind it” conspiracy theorist. I honestly don’t think OP even meant it that way but without a doubt this will roll through those circles.

fatman,
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Who the hell is soros

fatman, in Today I will teach you about democracy packages
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Sorry about the quality spent the minimum wage on comics

DaMonsterKnees,
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Like military-grade duct tape, people that know, know.

botorfj, in Google now
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what’s that font?

sarmale,

Pixel mplus 12

tacosanonymous, in True

My biggest concern with “AI” is people trusting it. It seems to be wrong a lot and people are misinformed enough already. I don’t think this is solved by people owning the means of production.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

That’s not a problem that’s unique to AI, though; and misinformation would be much easier to address if you remove the profit incentive. Misinformation sells.

yogthos,
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The incentive to oversell the capabilities of AI and market it as being more than what it is stem directly from capitalism though.

MissJinx, in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator
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Even if both were ilegal the democratic political system is still corruptible. Let’s say you want to make a law that’s going to help a lot of people, you still need others from the opposing party to vote for it, (even if there are more than 2 parties) so they also need you to vote in something for them. Even if there is no money in the middle, it is still a corrupt system. Is there a better one today? I don’t think so. But still crap

MxM111, (edited )
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

That’s not corruption. That’s politics.

EDIT: in advance of questions, to explain the difference, what you have described is called political compromise (finding solution that suits both parties). We need MORE of that. Corruption is when politician personally benefit from "selling" their votes.

Zuberi,

Believe it or not, you could have more than 2 parties to vote for.

vonxylofon,

The stated problem is actually more pronounced with a larger number of parties than 2. If the governing party is strong, but doesn’t have majority, and the opposition is split, they usually need to trade favours with the opposition parties to get anything done.

Rizoid, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

Invasion isn’t a bad show but ignoring the fact that See, Silo, Severance, Slow Horses, Foundation, For All Mankind, and most other shows on Apple TV exist is just dumb. Ted Lasso was mid after season 1 imo but Apple TV has an unmatched quality level with most of their library. I dislike Apple but they’ve been making banger after banger compared to every other streaming service and I hope Monarch is just as good as everything else.

OtisRamflow,

I really enjoyed For All Mankind.

railsdev,

New season just dropped.

MissJinx,
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I don’t like the other but Silo and Severance?! C’mon they are amazing! I do like Invasion too so IDK what’s this meme is about either

railsdev,

Invasion season one was terrible honestly. I just couldn’t understand why I even bothered to continue watching.

When season two came out I gave it another chance and was blown away.

swiffswaffplop,

Severance was one of the best shows to come out in the last few years.

jimp,

Slow Horses is phenomenal! One of my favourite series in years

LilB0kChoy,

I feel like the difference in Apple TVs shows versus other streamers is the cinematic quality.

It reminds me of the days when the difference between network tv shows and premium cable shows was distinct.

I can’t seem to find the exact words but it feels like Apple TVs programming is just more polished, whether the plot/writing/pacing etc. is not great it still feels like a polished product that fell short.

some_designer_dude,

Apple understands that trying to cut every corner to reduce cost is a recipe for garbage. More than that, they’re not afraid to spend what’s necessary to achieve better than “good”. I think they’re evil in other ways for sure, but I respect this about them. It shows in everything* they produce.

  • Except for the butterfly keyboards…
joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

That keyboard was the absolute worst.

And they did 3 different versions of that shit before killing it for good.

It’s kind of cool to see them back to basics. Good keyboard, good connectivity, no touchbar BS, crazy good CPU and GPUs, crazy battery life.

Grayox, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore
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Meanwhile, Loki is the best MCU content to date.

Evotech,

But female Loki blabla /s

Cosmicomical,

I mean, in spiderverse they have a pig version of peter parker, i would say anyone really complaining about female loki is really just being sexist

BluesF,

Series one maybe, two was a bit of a mess imo. I didn’t even understand what the stakes were until everything started turning into noodles.

rotopenguin, (edited )
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Look, I love spaghettification porn as much as the next guy, but Loki was a mess. The story was gobbldygook. I could not see any good interpretation of all the stuff about purifying non-übermensch timelines. The Wilson / Hiddleston chemistry was great, really that’s the only reason to keep watching.

QuandaleDingle, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

Never happened on Boost for me. Try it, it’s phenomenal. :D

NaturalViber,

Happens all the time for me on boost

BingoBangoBongo,

Does the back button stop working, or are you using iPhone? I’m on boost and I’ve never had this issue.

Mostly_Gristle, in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

I used to have this idea of shady lobbyists skulking around Washington with big bags of money, trying to entice wayward congresspeople and lure them to the dark side. Then a friend of mine did a short internship in the office of a congressman, and I found out it’s actually very much the other way around.

You’d think a congressperson spends most of their time reading, writing, debating, and voting on the laws on which the country is run. That’s their job description. That’s what we’re taught in school that they do. But what they actually spend most of their time doing is cold-calling people and soliciting donations. So if you define their job by what they spend the largest amount of time doing, your congressperson and your senators’ job to beg for money so they can keep their job. There’s a big call center just off the Capitol grounds, and as soon as the session at the Capitol ends they all walk over to the call center, plop down in their cubicle, and spend the rest of the day calling past and potential donors.

But a principled politician could just choose not to participate, right? Maybe, but even if you could self-fund your own campaigns, you still have to get out and earn for your party. Having the support of your party is contingent on hitting predetermined fundraising metrics based on the population, demographics, and economics of your constituency. If you don’t hit those metrics you might suddenly find that it’s tough to find support for your legislation. It’s the same in either party.

It was one of the most disappointing things I ever learned about how our country works. The corruption isn’t just baked into the system, it’s all but mandatory. And this was like 25 years ago, before Citizens United. I can’t imagine it has gotten any better since then.

Blackmist,

I think the most disappointing thing about it is how cheap they all are to buy. You’d expect them to be bribed in the millions, but it’s always a couple of thousand here, a couple of thousand there.

Turns out the most unrealistic thing about Clay Davis from The Wire, is how much he took.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited )

It’s interesting that this shit is how Lyndon Johnson rose to prominence in the Democratic party. As a newly-minted Congressman in the 1940 election cycle, he acted as a conduit for Texas oil money, funneling it to various Congress and Senate races around the country and allowing the Democratic party to retain control of the House and Senate. This earned him the appreciation of Speaker of the House Sam Rayburn and FDR himself.

It also possibly won WWII, given the isolationism of the GOP at the time.

CptIceberg, in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

Let’s see Paul Allen’s bank account.

Blackmist,

Is that a rain coat?

clearedtoland, in I'm booked!

I’m an idiot! (You’re an idiot!)

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